This will be epic. Flavor match, The Wanderer V Terrador (RNG Wins)

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Pikapwnd

Pikapwnd said:
Flavor Challenge.

~~~ This is a match I will ref

It is a 1v1 match no limits on pokemon.
Obviously Singles
2 day DQ
Infinite chills/recovers.
All Abilities
Obviously NO switch
Items On


The arena Is going to be the ASB Arena, But at the beginning of each round I will declare a theme. And a different arena (which will reflect the theme) And I will award points for references to the theme in the flavor text. If they feel forced I will ignore them. 5 points max per round. and if one guy does really awesome and the other guy makes 5 references the awesome guy will get 5 points. The topics may be are not limited to. If you aquire 10 points you will cause the arena to suddenly act in your favor. Depending on the theme it could be anything from angemon healing you, or voldemort attacking your oppenent, or Getting a batarang. Or Cartman Taunting and tormenting your opponent.

Glacier knight. You are not allowed to join, because you know me IRL.

~He Man
~Batman
~Harry Potter
~More Harry potter
~Digimon
~Memes
~Pokemon Anime
~Family guy/South Park


~Anything you want to think is awesome but may not be
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Terrador said:
IN PIKAPWND'S MATCH TO WIN
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The Wanderer said:
Seeing as there's no limit to strength, I'll probably lose, but I'll take this match anyway just so I can spam memes and stuff. You're on, Terrador!
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Riolu(*) [Rico] (Male)
"<It's like the laws of the universe: Atoms make up all matter, gravity pulls things down, and Rico'll tear you a new one!>"
An arrogant but fiercely loyal riolu that has been in the wanderer's care since as far back as he can remember.

Nature: Naughty (+1 atk, -1 SpD)
Type: Fighting
Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions of throwing/grappling moves. Superior reaction time in close quarters.

Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Inner Focus: (innate) When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Steadfast: (innate) If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.
Prankster (DW): (innate, locked) The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 3/6
MC: 0
DC: 3/5

Attacks (16 total):
Level Up:
Quick Attack(*)
Foresight(*)
Endure(*)
Counter(*)
Force Palm(*)
Feint(*)
Reversal(*)
Screech(*)
Nasty Plot

Egg:
Blaze Kick(*)
Vacuum Wave (*)
Iron Defense(*)
Circle Throw

TM:
Hidden Power(*) - Ice, power 7
Swords Dance(*)
Earthquake(*)

Past Gen:
Thunderpunch

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Vibrava [Zigzag] (Male)
Nature: Naive (+Speed, -Special Defense) (+12% Accuracy)
Type: Ground/Dragon
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.
Dragon: Dragon STAB; More in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Hyper Beam and Giga Impact without losing focus.

Stats
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 81 (70*1.15=81)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 7/9
MC: 0
DC: 3/5

Abilities:
Levitate: (Trait) This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading the Ground moves Bulldoze, Earthquake, Fissure, and Magnitude. Earth Power will have three (3) less Base Attack Power. Dig and Dive can strike a Levitating Pokemon if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a flying type. Otherwise Dig and Dive will miss. Ground moves can still hit. Levitate Pokemon will retain the Levitate trait when they use Skill Swap on an enemy, and will steal the opponent's ability (the user can specify if they want a foe or ally to gain Levitate from a Skill Swap.) If a Pokemon with Levitate uses Role Play, they will copy the opponent's abilities and retain Levitate.

Attacks (16):
Bite
Sand-Attack
Faint Attack
Sand Tomb
Dig
Earthquake
SonicBoom
Crunch

Endure
Earth Power
Flail

Double Team
Rock Slide
Substitute
Protect
Fly


First Will be decided By RNG 1 for wander 2 for Terra

It was 2

Well Terrador you will go first. So I present you the new arena. I decided one thing to troll, IT WAS NOT ENUF. So I present to you the arena for round one!

HogForksPark: It is harry's second year in south park elementary when vampires attack.*

*Feel free to reference other crap when writing your flavor.

also guys as a courtesy. write a VM to whoever is next thanks
 
Well, well. Vibrava certainly doesn't have a broom (much less the new Nimbus 2001), but you can suck my balls if you think he can't Fly. No, don't do that, or you might become infected... instead, you can enjoy some fish (st? d?)icks. LOLOLOLO GAY FISH

Fly ~ Dig ~ Fly
IF (Counter), THEN (Earth Power)
 
(For best results, play this while reading in an incredibly hammy voice. In addition to the aformentioned flavor themes, this also includes My Immortal and Thirty Hs...but mostly Thirty Hs.)

Kyle Broflofski let out a bestial roar as his groinsaw made of LASERS ground into Ebony Enoby Evony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way's neck, high-pressured blood rocketing her head into the sky like a fleeting hope of man, because all she did was bitch about preppies.

The goff's corpse utterly defiled, Kyle turned to Harry Potter, eating his newly mutilated friend Kenny. "How's he taste?" the Jewish boy inquired nonchalantly.

Harry spat out one of Kenny's eyeballs. "Like some kid with eyes." The young wizard reminded himself to blow Kyle up later.

A emotastic sparkly vampire named Edward appeared from nothing much for some odd reason, bitching and moaning about defiling vampirism. Harry in response punched Edward with a fist broiling in holy fuckfire, sending him hurtling into what the sparkly twat was hoping would be Forks, only to die crashing with sun-shattering force into Mars, killing the fuck out of it in the process.

Meanwhile, the wanderer gazed upon this spectacle from afar as his pokemon battle was about to begin.

He thought about Wal-Mart.

Iron Defense -> Vacuum Wave -> Iron Defense
 
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HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Orders: Iron Defense ~ Vacum wave ~ Iron Defense
Buffs:
Debuff:
Points:

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HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
Orders:Fly ~ Dig ~ Fly
Buffs:
Debuffs:
Points:

Booom. There Its a bird Its a plane! no wait. Did that little fox just turn into iron, He appears the ready for anything! Then He flies down and crawls all over riolu tickling him for lots of damage.

Smack! Vibava takes a hit in his butt as he digs a hole in the ground. Then he pops up and hits riolu for some Decent damage.

HES GONE AGAIN. RIOLU RAGES LIKE A BOSS. HE RAGES SO HARD HE TURNS ROCK HARD TAKING NOT THAT MUCH FROM FLY!

Action 1
Vibrava flies up
-11 Energy

Riolu Uses ID
-7 Energy

Vibrava Hits
Fly: (9+1.5(3-2))*1.5-1.75(2)=12.25~12
to hit 2591/10k = good
to Crit 3250/10k = nawp

Action 2
Vacum Wave
4+3+1.5=9
-3 EN

Vibrava Uses Dig
-10 EN
Dig: 8+3+1.5(3-2)-1.75(2)=9

Action 3
Fly Up
-11 EN

Iron Defense
-7 EN

Fly hits
Fly 2: (9+1.5(3-2))*1.5-1.75(4)=8.75~9
To Hit 1311/10k
To Crit 8322/10k

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HP: 60
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
EN:83
Buffs:+3 Def
Debuff:
Points:1​

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HP: 81
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
EN:68
Buffs:
Debuffs:
Points:3​

Next round's Theme.
The Lion The Witch & the Pony
PONIES ARE ATTACKING NARNIA.​

Still feel free to reference anything and Keep it Organic as possible. Giving example of what I'm looking for below.​


Pikachu. Summon Forth the power of of Starscream's Fist. IN THAT THING PROTRUDING FROM YOUR BUTT. (Iron tail) Following that float up like Major Tom to avoid the massive earth shaking fart. (Magnet Rise) Finish the round by spamming Down B! (Thunder)
Obvious References are Transformers, Good Music (also Insulting your Opponent), Smash Bros.​
 
Pikapwnd, you apparently don't know how stat boosters work. They give + or - 1.75 per stage, and they come after the Super Effective modifier. For your convenience, correct calcs:

Fly: (9+1.5(3-2))*1.5-1.75(2)=12.25~12
Dig: 8+3+1.5(3-2)-1.75(2)=9
Fly 2: (9+1.5(3-2))*1.5-1.75(4)=8.75~9

E: In addition, it appears that you haven't added in the postround numbers for Riolu's HP.
 
Oh, okay. Hey Rico! Apparently Narnia's under attack by a show meant for little girls! Make Jesus Aslan proud by smacking that vibrava with quick attack! After that, fortify yourself with iron defense yet again and throw yet another quick attack! If the brony digs, use earthquake!

Quick Attack -> Iron Defense -> Quick Attack

*If Vibrava digs, use Earthquake.
 
Zigzag, Applejack and Pinkie Pie have nothing on the power of your staple attack this round. The roar of the Lion will certainly supplement your offense, and the magic of an Earth Pony's luckier strikes could certainly swing things in our favor. However, remember to clean your wings after dispatching the beast - after all, you don't want to scare Fluttershy, do you?

Earth Power ~ SonicBoom ~ Earth Power
 
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HP: 60
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
EN:83
Orders: Quick Attack ~ Iron Defense ~ Quick Attack
Buffs:+3 Def
Debuff:
Points:1​


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HP: 81
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
EN:68
Orders: EP ~ Sonicboom ~ EP
Buffs:
Debuffs:
Points:3​
A1
Quick attack
To crit 4877/10k = no
4+3=7 Damage
-3 EN

Earth Power
To crit 1551/10k = no
To Drop 184/10k = yes
9+3=12 Damage
-7 EN

A2
Sonicboom
To Hit 1765/10k = yes
10 damage
-5 En

Iron Defense
-7 En
Sucsess

A3
Quick attack
to crit 9088/10k = no
4+3=7 damage
-3 EN

Earth Power
To crit 4360/10k = No
To drop 3188/10k = no
9+3+1.5=13.5=14 Damage
-7 EN

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HP: 26
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
EN:83
Buffs:+3 Def
Debuff:-1 SpD
Points:5​


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HP: 67
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
EN:49
Buffs:
Debuffs:
Points:8

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Next round. Only DBZ references. Oh and any post lacking the phrase "aim for the horn" will have points deducted from them. And those that use it in good taste will get extra points.​
 
Be sure to launch your Kamehameha SonicBoom for the first action, but you'll need to pump up your power for just a moment
Kaio-Ken joke, folks
for a vicious Earth Power. If that doesn't work, another SonicBoom will be necessary, but beware: if my calculations are wrong, there may be more than nine thousand ways that Riolu can pull some tricks on us... not the least of which would be him aiming a Hidden Power aimed at the horns - at any rate, I reckon that your power level HP is high enough that you can muscle straight past him.

SonicBoom ~ Earth Power ~ SonicBoom
 
And you would be right - I do have over 9000 means of countering you, including aiming a hidden power at the horns. Speaking of Kaioken, I'll aim a 4x one at you with reversal! Finally, smack that vibrava with quick attack.

Hidden Power Ice -> Reversal -> Quick Attack
 
Horns have been aimed at! Battle lines have been drawn! It all ends today!

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HP: 26
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
EN:83
Buffs:+3 Def
Debuff:-1 SpD
Points:5[/box]
V.S.
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HP: 67
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
EN:49
Buffs:
Debuffs:
Points:8​
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Vibrava starts things off by whipping up a fierce Sonicboom! The hammer of sound slams into poor Riolu, shearing off a good 10 HP from its already dwindling supply. Riolu fights back with a vicious Hidden Power Ice, which Critically Hits! Riolu's aura glows with a blue chill, and Vibrava is slammed with a bolt of Riolu's icy aura, dealing a whopping 28 damage!

Unfazed, Vibrava slams the ground, sending a golden shockwave of Earth Power rushing up to Riolu's feet. The explosion, which does 14 damage, knocks Riolu down to its last legs... but since this is DBZ EDITION, all that does is POWER IT UP! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! After standing in the corner yelling and flexing for about 4 minutes, Riolu unleashes the biggest Reversal he's ever experienced in his short life, pounding Vibrava for another Critical Hit! The resulting impact deals a good 29 damage to Vibrava, putting it at death's door.

However, Riolu wasn't going to go down without a fight. It summoned the last of its strength, and put it into one last Quick Attack... and slams the hell out of this Vibrava for one last Critical Hit! This high-velocity smackdown delivers a good 10 damage... just enough to finish off Vibrava! Looks like this really is a DBZ round after all!

Vibrava - Sonicboom
Hit: N/A
Crit: N/A
Damage: 10 (flat)
Energy: 5

Riolu - Hidden Power Ice
Hit: N/A
Crit: 102 (Yes)
Damage: (7 + 3 + 3 - 1.5) x 2.25 = 27.75 ~ 28
Energy: 5

Vibrava - Earth Power
Hit: N/A
Crit: 3371 (No)
Damage: 9 + 3 + 3 - 1.5 + 1.75 = 15.25 ~ 15
Energy: 7

Riolu - Reversal
Hit: N/A
Crit: 490 (Yes)
Damage: 20 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 29
Energy: 12

Riolu - Quick Attack
Hit: N/A
Crit: 122 (Yes)
Damage: 4 + 3 + 6 - 3
Energy: 3

Vibrava: KOed!

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HP: 1
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
EN:83
Buffs:+3 Def
Debuff:-1 SpD[/box]
V.S.​
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HP: KO!
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 81
EN: derp
Buffs: x_x
Debuffs: RIGHTEOUSLY DEFEATED BY STRONGTH​
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This battle is OVAH! The Wanderer wins!

The Wanderer gains 2 TC, and Riolu gains 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, and 1 KOC.

Terrador gains 2 TC, and Vibrava gains 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC.

I subref and gain 3 UC.
 
BEST. ROUND. EVER.

GG The Wanderer, it was a blast. Sorry, Pikapwnd, but you were quite a distance over DQ :S. Finally, many thanks to SevenDeadlySins and the good ol' RNG for making this the most crazy-awesome round I've seen in my time here at ASB.
 
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