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Eagle4

Eagle4

"Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare."

Nope, this isn't Quote Database, this is the thread to offload witty, meaningful or downright outrageous quotes from famous people. So, quote away, and remember...

"If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts."
Albert Einstein
 
"The ends justify the means" - Unknown

"Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain." - Richard Nixon

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." - Buddha

"Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding." - Gandhi

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his." - George Patton

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'" - Hunter Thompson

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery." - Dante Alighieri

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
 
we have to be prepared to die a thousand deaths before our quest is complete


wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT,


you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.


MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.


:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*


Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least


NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU DUMB4SS


Yes. Your 8l8tant excuse making is the weakiest lame that ever shit the coward 8ed.


D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses


A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY


all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES


Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED!
 
"When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear."
-Mark Twain

"Do or do not, there is no try"
-Yoda

"pee is a cup"
-askaninjask

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
-Mike Tyson
 
"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- George S. Patton

"Difficulties mastered are opportunities won."
- Winston Churchill

"There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike"

"If you scared to take chances, you’ll never have the answers"
-Nas
 
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Keine Kamishirasawa
 
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Abraham Lincoln
 
"When I was younger I discovered a disease, but I can't for the life of me remember which one" -Jerry Alzheimer
 
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Bob Marley
 
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - CaptKirby
 
shade said:
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - CaptKirby
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Brilliant. Also I ninjad Shining Latios to the Patton quote and I forgot to add a good one:

"Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone" - Pablo Picasso
 
"College is a place where the professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either." -Mark Twain
 
"My momma always said: Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gonna get."
-Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"Humor helps us think outside of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, while the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385?"
-Bob Marley

"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand."
-Confucius
 
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to deal with all the idiots in the world" -Calvin and Hobbes

“Everyone gets help from someone else, at some point in their lives. So someday, you should help someone too.” -Suzuha Amane (Steins;Gate)
 
"knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting them in fruit salad." Brian O'Driscoll (I wish someone would explain this to Koreans)
 
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
-MLK
 
One of my favorite quotes of all time from Huckleberry Finn.

"Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? and ain't that a big enough majority in any town?"
 
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety".
"Nothing has to be true, but everything has to sound like it was."
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."

All by the amazing Salvor Hardin.
 
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