Hyper Turbo Infant Fighting: Pwnemon and Texas have a 2v2

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"Oh god I've resorted to infant streetfighting."

2v2 LC Doubles
1 day dq
0 recover/chill
training items
asb arena
2 subs
Pwnemon said:
basketballs? WHAT ARE WE, BLACK?

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(Nohface) Newman (M)

Nature: Jolly (+2 Spe, +5% Accuracy, -1 SpA)

Types: Ghost/Steel
Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.
Steel: Steel STAB; immune to Sandstorm, highly insusceptible to toxic attacks, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, can be magnetized. Superior senses in high-metal environments like construction sites or factories.

Abilities:
Levitate: (Trait) This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading the Ground moves Bulldoze, Earthquake, Fissure, and Magnitude. Earth Power will have three (3) less Base Attack Power. Dig and Dive can strike a Levitating Pokemon if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a Flying-type. Otherwise Dig and Dive will miss. Ground moves can still hit. Levitate Pokemon will retain the Levitate trait when they use Skill Swap on an enemy, and will steal the opponent's ability (the user can specify if they want a foe or ally to gain Levitate from a Skill Swap.) If a Pokemon with Levitate uses Role Play, they will copy the opponent's abilities and retain Levitate.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 0 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 12 (+)
Size: 1
Weight: 3
BRT: 13

EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5

Attacks:
Scratch
Iron Defense
Lick
Metal Burst
Faint Attack
Shadow Sneak
Revenge
ShadowStrike
Perish Song
Fake Out
Curse

Meteor Mash
Psycho Shift
Yawn

Will-o-Wisp
Gyro Ball
Payback

17 Moves
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(Horsea) Mary (F)

Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)

Types: Water
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.
Sniper: (Innate) This Pokemon has deadly accuracy and strikes sensitive points, increasing its critical hit bonus from +3 to +5 on single attacks, +2 to +3 on two-hit attacks, and +1 to +2 on multi-hit attacks.
Damp (DW LOCKED): (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 1
Spe: 60
Size: 1
Weight: 1
BRT: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Bubble
Smokescreen
Leer
Water Gun
Focus Energy
BubbleBeam
Agility
Dragon Pulse
Brine

Disable
Signal Beam
Muddy Water

Ice Beam
Double Team
Hidden Power (Electric, 7)

15 Moves
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Texas Cloverleaf said:
^that

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Deino, (M)
Nature: Hasty (plus Speed, minus Defense, +7% Accuracy)
Type: Dark/Dragon
Dark: Dark STAB; immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.

Abilities:
Hustle: (Can Be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.

Stats:
Deino
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0

Attacks:
Tackle
Dragon Rage
Focus Energy
Bite
Headbutt
Dragonbreath
Roar
Crunch

Earth Power
Ice Fang
Thunder Fang

Taunt
Thunder Wave
Torment
Total Moves: 14
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Horsea, (F)
Nature: Modest (plus Special Attack, minus Attack)
Type: Water
Dark: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.
Sniper: (Innate) This Pokemon has deadly accuracy and strikes sensitive points, increasing its critical hit bonus from +3 to +5 on single attacks, +2 to +3 on two-hit attacks, and +1 to +2 on multi-hit attacks.
Damp (DW-Locked): (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:
Horsea
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Bubble
Smokescreen
Leer
Water Gun
Focus Energy
Bubblebeam
Agility

Signal Beam
Razor Wind
Disable

Dive
Ice Beam
Protect
Total Moves: 13

Deino @ exp share
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"Lets go ahead and get this over with so I can go home and feel like shit for refereeing babies fighting eachother to the point of exhaustion for our sick amusement.

Also so I can collect a fat, fat paycheck."
 
Deino: Taunt Nohface, Thunder Fang Horsea, Crunch Horsea
If Nohface uses Fake Out on you a1, push actions back
Horsea: Bubblebeam Nohface, Signal Beam Horsea, Bubblebeam Nohface
If Horsea uses Agility a2 use Bubblebeam Nohface and push actions back
 
Nohface: Meteor Mash Deino ~ ShadowStrike Horsea ~ Meteor Mash Deino
Horsea ~ Double Team (4clones) ~ HP Electric Horsea ~ Ice Beam Deino
 
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90/90 HP
100/100 EN
Status: OK

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90/90 HP
100/100 EN
Status: OK

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90/90 HP
100/100 EN
Status: OK

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90/90 HP
100/100 EN
Status: OK

Attack order:
Horsea>Horsea>Deino>Nohface

Horsea used Double Team!
Made four clones
-16 EN

Horsea used Bubble Beam on Nohface!
- 5 EN
(7 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 11.5) Damage
Nohface's speed dropped one stage!

Deino used Taunt on Nohface!
-9 EN
Nohface is taunted!

Nohface used METEOR MASH on Deino
-6 EN
Hit: Yes
Effect: No
(10 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 14.5 damage)

Horsea used Hidden Power on Horsea!
-5 EN
(7 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 8.5 * 1.5 = 12.75 damage)

Horsea used Signal Beam on Horsea!
-6 EN
Hit: NOPE
Horsea has 3 clones remaining

Deino used Thunder Fang on Horsea!
-5 EN
Hit: NOPE (didn't even hit a clone)

Nohface used ShadowStrike on Horsea!
-5 EN
Hit: Yes
Effect: Yes
(8 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 9.5 Damage)
Horsea has -1 Def!

Horsea used Bubblebeam on Nohface!
- 5 EN
(7 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 11.5) Damage

Horsea used Ice Beam on Deino!
-7 EN
(10 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 2) = 10 * 1.5 = 15 damage)

Deino used Crunch on Horsea!
-5 EN
(8 + 3 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 10 damage)

Nohface used Meteor Mash on Deino!
-6 EN
Hit: Yes
Effect: No
(10 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 14.5 damage)

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67/90 HP
83/100 EN
Status: TAUNTED, -1 SPE

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90/90 HP
69/100 EN
Status: 3 CLONES (not 2, not 4, certainly not 5)

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61/90 HP
81/100 EN
Status: OKAY I GUESS

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58/90 HP
84/100 EN
Status: -1 DEF

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"Looks like that first Horsea is going to start us off by dancing around, causing shadowy images of itself to appear! Four in fact! Quite the team of doubles, I'd say! Meanwhile the other Horsea fires a stream of bubbles at Nohface, those popping bubbles dealing a surprising level of damage. Deino taunts Nohface with Lady Gaga's hit song, causing the poor ghost type to be unable to use non-damage dealing moves! NOt that it matters, since it just flies forward and hits Deino like a train.

Horsea spites a bolt of lightining at the other Horsea, frying it and showing off its hidden power! The other horsea retaliates with a signal beam, but misses and hits one of the clones instead, causing it to dissipate! Meanwhile Deino goes in for a thunderfang, but fails to chomp down, missing completely! Deino sees an opening and goes in to whack the enemy Horsea with a shadowy tail, droping its guard with a MASSIVE HIT!

The two Horseas both fire something out of their mouths - a hail of frigid ice at Deino, and a stream of bubbles at Nohface, both blows dealing heavy damage. The Deino retaliates in rage, chomping down on the enemy Horsea as it shakes frost off of its body, while the Nohface lunges at the slowed Deino, smashing it once more with the might of steel! Both sides seem to be taking a quick breather, but it will only be moments before the next blows start!
 
Horsea should have two clones

Nohface should be -1 spe, not Deino

Nohface: Gyro Ball Deino ~ Meteor Mash Deino ~ Gyro Ball Deino
If deino is ko'd replace remaining actions with shadowstrike horsea

Horsea: HP Electric Horsea ~ Ice Beam Deino ~ Brine Deino
If Deino is KO'd replace all remaining actions with HP Eldctric Horsea
 
Actually Pwnemon, it has three since thunder fang failed to even hit a clone -thunder fang has a 95% accuracy and he rolled 9658-
 
Horsea: Dive Nohface, Bubblebeam+Bubblebeam Nohface, cool down (bubblebeam horsea)
Deino: Earth Power+Earth Power Nohface, cool down (Crunch Nohface), Crunch Nohface
If Nohface is KO'd by action 3 than Torment Horsea that action

Shit sorry guys, asb fell off the map when i stepped away from my comp
 
Shit, sorry, things went to hell yesterday, just now getting a chance to sit down and do this.

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67/90 HP
83/100 EN
Status: TAUNTED, -1 SPE

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90/90 HP
69/100 EN
Status: 3 CLONES (not 2, not 4, certainly not 5)

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61/90 HP
81/100 EN
Status: OKAY I GUESS

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58/90 HP
84/100 EN
Status: -1 DEF

Horsea used Hidden Power on Horsea!
-5 EN
(7 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 8.5 * 1.5 = 12.75 damage)

Horsea used Dive!
Horsea dived under water!

Dieno used INFINITE EARTH on Nohface!
-31.5 EN
Effect: No
Dam: (20.25 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 3) = 18.75 * 1.5 = 28.125)

Nohface used (oh goddamnit) gyro ball on Deino!
-7 EN
Dam: (5 + 3.5 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 13)

Horsea used Dive on Nohface!
-9 EN
Dam: (8 + 3 + (1.5 * 1) - (1.5 * 3) = 8)

Horsea used Ice Beam on Deino!
-7 EN
(10 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 2) = 10 * 1.5 = 15 damage)

Horsea used BUBBLE BEAM ALPHA on Nohface!
-24.5 EN
(15.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 20.25) Damage

Deino is recharging...

Nohface used METEOR MASH on Deino!
-6 EN
Hit:No (9770)

Horsea is recharging...

Horsea used Brine on Deino!
-7 EN
(13 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 17.5 damage)

Deino used Crunch on Nohface!
-5 EN
(8 + 3 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 10 damage)

Nohface used Gyro Ball on Deino!
-7 EN
Dam: (5 + 3.5 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 1) = 13)

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11/90 HP
63/100 EN
Status: ENDLESS RAGE

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90/90 HP
35/100 EN
Status: 3 CLONES (not 2, not 4, certainly not 5)

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0/90 HP
0/100 EN
Status: Dead

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58/90 HP
60/100 EN
Status: Aaaay ohkay!

Flavor will come later, I have to go now.

But for now

Nohface holy shit.

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Earth Power's BAP is reduced by 3 due to Levitate (yes nohface gets that... Idk)

So it should be (13.5-1.5)*1.5=18 dmg, leaving nohface with 11 hp

Tex, you can reorder

EDIT: in what universe is 2270 a miss for meteor mash? It has 90 acc (adjusted)
 
You can have your bubble.

In return i demand only... Your HEAD

nohface: Fake Out texas's horsea ~ Revenge + Revenge texas's Horsea ~ cool
Horsea: disable Bubblebeam ~ HP Electric + HP Electric Texas's Horsea ~ cool
 
I appologize, but I will have to get you two a subref. EspyOwner's comments just killed any inclination I had to ref. Reffing's a pain in the dick enough without getting someone bitching you out.

I have updated the HP total, and it was actually a 9270, not a 2770. I made a typo.
 
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11 HP
63 EN

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90 HP
35 EN
3 Clones

VS


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58 HP
60 EN

Today, Pwnemon pushes everything to the brink of death.

Nohface
Fake Out
no crit; [4 + (2 - 3)*1.5] = 2.5 Damage, 3 Energy

Revenge+Revenge
no crit; [13.5 + (2 - 3)*1.5] = 12 Damage, 35 Energy

Pwnemon's Horsea
Disable Bubblebeam
7 Energy

Hidden Power+Hidden Power
no crit; [15.75 + (4 - 1)*1.5]*1.5 = 30.375 Damage, 24.5 Energy

Texas' Horsea
Bubblebeam
Flinch

Bubblebeam
failed

Bubble
Nohface: no crit; [3 + 3 + (4 - 3)*1.5] = 7.5 Damage
Horsea: hit; [3 + 3 + (4 - 1)*1.5]*2/3 = 7 Damage, 2 Energy

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3 HP
25 EN

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83 HP
3 EN

VS


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13 HP
58 EN

Pwnemon, your orders!
 
horsea: brine * 3
if protective/evasive a2 bubble and pushback

nohface: shadow sneak + shadowstrike ~ cool ~ shadow sneak
IF Protective/evasive a1 lick and pushback
 
Agilidodge+Dive (Nohface), cooldown, Dive Nohface
p. sure since its a combo it doesnt fall into the protective/evasive category. esp since its combod with dive
 
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3 HP
25 EN

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83 HP
3 EN

VS


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13 HP
58 EN

We already discussed on IRC how this round would go down, not gonna calc it out. The combo is a great success, and Pwnemon fulfills his destiny by making everything die around him.

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0 HP
25 EN

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83 HP
0 EN

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0 HP
36 EN

Prizes

Pwnemon; 1 CC
Horsea; 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 KOC
Nohface; 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC

Texas Cloverleaf; 1 CC
Deino; 1 EC, 3 MC
Horsea; 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, 2 KOC

Nyttyn; 2 UC
rickheg; 2 UC

GG both!
 
Agilidodge + dive should, in fact, activate my sub, and then horsea would use bubble and survive with one en to net the KO. Texas gets the same amount of KOC, i get one more - it's a win for all if this is rereffed
 
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