EPRB 3 Round 1: This is Ash, I don't forgive, I do not forget

Intro:

Announcer:

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Smogon epic rap battles presents

Water.type,bataaaaatle

Round number one!

Omastar vs...ugh..duck?

wait What?

Can't it even rap? It looks so fuckin slow..

Is this a mistake? ..oh fuckin whatever...

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History


1) Millions ago herd be roaming the earth

2) Terrorizing the plains pimpin the oceans with surf

3) We ain't heavy and sure as hell ain't extinct

4) Kanto was full of prehistoric crap and seaweed shit

5) Canyon grampa is where we hid from the rest of the world

6) hoping things get better and some epic history unfolds

7) but what a shame, millions of years of later evo

8) and the result is a psycho duck with a spiky hairdo?

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1) See the bass blaring from my
surrond Helix speakers

2) Funky spiral rims and spiky manly features

3) cloyster being better? nah man that's OUfail

4) Sharp fangs suck them shellders like the french eats snails

5) Hazard spiker SR im all for support

6) Press dat smash turbo and there be lot's of hurt

7) Shell Armor you can't critic me for sure

8) Choiced or LO? All your moves make me snore

9) Weather stopper lol why the fuck you even standing there?

10) TTar shits himself laughin, Abamsnow does't even care

11) HP Grass Poli and your quack is gone

12) Ninetales might worry but one roar on the switch and weathers on

13) This fossil is neveer evar never ever ever never used

14) Can't laugh about mine RU stands for rare and USED

15) You think my scalds burn hold ona sec

16) Your trainer Misty is next..

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1) Your a fisherman's catch She be fisherman's wife

2) Ten-tecle rape gonna be dreamin about my bite delight

3) Forget she ever chose you
use protect and attract

4) Gonna smash that hard shell boost my speed stat and attack

5) Gonna tickle her and make her real damp

6) Gonna wrap her water gem with my beak call me vamp

7) Constrict and bind gonna blow up her mind

8) Make her fly high up to cloud nine

9) Wring out the pleasure with my Earth fuckin power

10) We get physical over my ability weak armor

11) My def drops 1 but my speed grows faster

11) Mud shotin spike cannon & water gun

12) I'll be doing the swift swim she'll be havin all the fun

13) Gym's closed son the ship has sailed and that ain't no pun

14) Rating me Omastar she be calling me Kama sutura

15) Coincidence? Japanese call me Omusuta

Ouch...