
Welcome to Pawnee! It’s a lovely city in South-Central Indiana that would charm the pants off your average New Yorker, granted they had low expectations. Upon entrance, you’ll likely be greeted by a beautiful park or a lovely sign put up by the best department of the best government of the best city in all of Indiana, the Parks Department. Although they may not seem like much of a threat, they are some of the most visible, proactive people in city government.
Inspired by my current favorite show, I was encouraged to try my hand at hyper-offense in this already overpowered metagame. It’s success stems from the fact that I’m constantly applying pressure on the opponent to act. It’s so far at >1850 on PS, and with your help I hope to go even higher. It’s a little unconventional, as you notice there is no Deoxys-D, no double-screens, and no spin blocker. Moreover, nearly all of the members have attack stats of 129 or higher, and I tried to highlight that in their movesets. With this in mind, I would ask that any changes that are being made to the team keep with this theme, as I feel like that makes this team so effective. So here it is, the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, IN.
Team Building
I was always sort of interested in the idea of Rain Hyper Offense, as it just seems so excessively brutal, given the sheer number of threats that can abuse it. So Politoed was the natural first choice.
I knew that I would need someone who put immediate pressure on the opponent, and Keldeo just fit the bill. Great speed, amazing Special Attack, and moves to abuse them. It’s rain-boosted STABs are deadly, and it is one of the most underrated threats in OU.
Next, I needed a revenge killer. Enter Latios. With amazing defensive synergy with Keldeo , the team now had a bit of an offensive core that could demolish most teams with the right STAB move.
Realizing now that my team was specially-skewed, I needed a physical attacker who could not only take advantage of the rain, but operate in other weathers and sweep late-game. Garchomp seemed like a good fit, and double-dragons seems to make most people shit their pants.
Here’s where things get a little creative. Tornadus-I is one of my favorite Pokémon, with a great combination of speed, power, and Prankster. With Tailwind and Sleep Talk in tow, it was the nice little fuck-you for any sleep inducers or late-game boosters who felt like the game was sealed up. I definitely recommend it to everyone using offensive rain.
All that was missing was a hazards setter. I didn’t want to use Garchomp because I wanted him to be totally offensive. And I also needed someone who could tank some special hits from Tornadus-T, Reuniclus, etc. as well as putting the hurt on Cresselia and other ultra-bulky Pokémon. Metagross almost seemed too perfect. It does everything I want and more.
At this point, the team was doing well, but I had a few problems. Bulky Water-types were a real nuisance were often the difference between a win and a loss for me. I needed to handle that problem if my team was going to continue to succeed. So I bit hard and exchanged Tornadus-I for Thundurus-T, who relishes the opportunity to spam STAB Thunders and eliminate those problem pokes.
Realizing that Mamoswine was still a huge issue for my team, I decided to get a Mamoswine of my own, who could actually hold his own for the rest of my team and had great synergy with them, resisting the Ice and Electric moves that Keldeo, Politoed, Thundurus-T, and Latios hate.

I knew that I would need someone who put immediate pressure on the opponent, and Keldeo just fit the bill. Great speed, amazing Special Attack, and moves to abuse them. It’s rain-boosted STABs are deadly, and it is one of the most underrated threats in OU.


Next, I needed a revenge killer. Enter Latios. With amazing defensive synergy with Keldeo , the team now had a bit of an offensive core that could demolish most teams with the right STAB move.



Realizing now that my team was specially-skewed, I needed a physical attacker who could not only take advantage of the rain, but operate in other weathers and sweep late-game. Garchomp seemed like a good fit, and double-dragons seems to make most people shit their pants.




Here’s where things get a little creative. Tornadus-I is one of my favorite Pokémon, with a great combination of speed, power, and Prankster. With Tailwind and Sleep Talk in tow, it was the nice little fuck-you for any sleep inducers or late-game boosters who felt like the game was sealed up. I definitely recommend it to everyone using offensive rain.





All that was missing was a hazards setter. I didn’t want to use Garchomp because I wanted him to be totally offensive. And I also needed someone who could tank some special hits from Tornadus-T, Reuniclus, etc. as well as putting the hurt on Cresselia and other ultra-bulky Pokémon. Metagross almost seemed too perfect. It does everything I want and more.






At this point, the team was doing well, but I had a few problems. Bulky Water-types were a real nuisance were often the difference between a win and a loss for me. I needed to handle that problem if my team was going to continue to succeed. So I bit hard and exchanged Tornadus-I for Thundurus-T, who relishes the opportunity to spam STAB Thunders and eliminate those problem pokes.






Realizing that Mamoswine was still a huge issue for my team, I decided to get a Mamoswine of my own, who could actually hold his own for the rest of my team and had great synergy with them, resisting the Ice and Electric moves that Keldeo, Politoed, Thundurus-T, and Latios hate.









Leslie Knope (Politoed) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Encore
- Perish Song
What would Parks and Rec be without Deputy-Director-turned-Councilwoman Leslie Knope? The heart and soul of the department, she is a neurotic perfectionist with a flare for the dramatic. She is also incredibly sincere and has a passion for her work in government, no matter how small it may seem to the outsider.
In much the same way, Politoed holds this team together. It provides the everlasting rain that is so terribly amazing, and stops some set-up sweepers from getting ahead of themselves. I went with the Choice Scarf set to outspeed +1 neutral Dragonite and Gyarados, who can be troublesome otherwise. Hydro Pump for the STAB, Ice Beam for coverage. Encore for setter-uppers, and Perish Song in case it’s a last-Pokémon-is-Blissey situation.



Tom Haverford (Thundurus-Therian) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Volt Absorb
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Def
Modest Nature
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunder
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Agility
Tom Haverford is all about SWAG, and it drips from everything he does, from the incredible failure that was Entertainment 720, to the slightly more reasonable Rent-A-Swag, to being a former shareholder at the SnakeHole. Whatever he does, he does it with style and flare.
Thundurus-T is the flashiest Therian around, without a doubt. With a sexy base-145 Special Attack, it doesn’t even need to boost up make my opponents wet themselves. So I chose to give it Agility and let it do its thing. At +2, it outspeeds everything, and is only concerned with murder. Its moveset is pretty standard, and I went with Grass Knot instead of Focus Blast to make sure that ALL bulky Waters were covered (I’m looking at you, Gastrodon and Quagsire). But most times, I just click Thunder as many times as possible and watch dreams die.



April Ludgate (Keldeo) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
IVs: 30 SAtk
- Hydro Pump
- Secret Sword
- Surf
- Hidden Power [Electric]
April is secretly the funniest character on the show. She’s been married to Andy now for like three seasons, and dishes out the best burns on Gerry. As Ron’s assistant, she kept all the problems (i.e. government work) out of his office. As the new Deputy Director, she’s surprisingly passionate about her work, making her all the more complex and mysterious.
As you can see, I made Keldeo as offensive as possible. Why, you ask? To start with, I usually lead with Keldeo. It manhandles every other weather starter, mutilates Deoxys-D, and busts some fat holes in the opponent’s team. All of this works because people expect me to play Keldeo conservatively, with either Substitute or Calm Mind. I can take advantage of that and punish them with either a Specs- (and rain-) boosted Hydro Pump or Secret Sword. Surf is an accessory STAB, and HP Electric is my best answer to most other Water-types. Guys, use Specs Keldeo.



Andy Dwyer (Latios) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Surf
- Psyshock
- Trick
Ah, Andy. Sweet, loyal, stupid Andy. The most lovable character on the show, he provides comic relief with his antics, enthusiasm, band names (currently MouseRat), and aspirations of being a police officer. Although he’s married to April, she usually takes the driver’s seat, and he’s content to come along for the ride.
Much like Andy, Latios and Keldeo go together like bread and butter. Keldeo resists that Dark, Bug, and Ice attacks that Latios hates, and Latios tanks the Electric, Grass, and Psychic moves that give Keldeo headaches. With reliable speed and a girthy 130 Special Attack, it’s my best answer to runaway Venusaurs and Sheer Force Landorus-I. The icing on the cake is definitely Trick, which will makes defensive Pokémon cry. Classic.



Ron Swanson (Metagross) @ Normal Gem
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Meteor Mash
- Explosion
- Bullet Punch
Ron Swanson, a cult favorite, is the antithesis to Leslie Knope. He hates big government, and has been quoted saying: “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits at a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe…when he desires them.”
Tl;dr: he loves breakfast food, brunettes, working with his hands, and lives in the middle of the woods. He hates government.
Metagross was the obvious fit for the team. Almost nothing can OHKO him unboosted, and he never let’s an opponent get a boost. Moreover, he can survive and uninvested Earthquake from Landorus-T, so he’s pretty badass. He sets up Stealth Rock and then dies in a blaze of glory. His moveset was inspired by the suicide lead days of Diamond and Pearl, when a Pokémon could explode and know that it would take out an opponent. Normal Gem-boosted Explosion is no gimmick: although unexpected, it’s lethal and usually helps me take out a threat. It’s also a form of spinblocking, as he will often set up rocks, explode on the spinner switch-in, and I can then threaten the spinner with the appropriate check. I love him and want to keep him forever.



Ann Perkins (Mamoswine) (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Jolly Nature
- Ice Shard
- Earthquake
- Superpower
- Icicle Spear
Ann Perkins, the only seemingly normal character on the show. Although attractive, she is reputably boring and often serves as the only realist or voice of reason in the group. Her history with men is often discouraging, but her lack of funny makes everyone else funnier by comparison.
Mamoswine has always been one of my favorite Pokémon to use in OU. It’s almost embarrassing how many of the top threats in the tier are maimed by the combination of STAB Earthquake and Ice Shard. Moreover, it steamrolls through most of its “counters”, like defensive Rotom-W and Skarmory, with Icicle Spear, which can 2HKO both if I get lucky with damage rolls. I went Jolly to get the jump on Adamant Mamoswines, positive speed-natured Heatran and Breloom, and Adamant Lucario. You don’t miss much on power, especially given Life Orb. Icicle Spear is ideal for breaking subs, and will often out-damage any other move. Superpower wrecks balloon Heatran and Ferrothorn. It’s a great anti-metagame Pokémon, and shouldn’t soon be overlooked.
So that’s the team. It’s hard to outline threats for a HypOff team, so I’ll leave that to you guys. I look forward to your rates, and I hope to see you again in the great city of Pawnee!
Former Members:



Mark Brendanawicz (Tornadus) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 Atk
Naive Nature
- Hurricane
- Superpower
- Tailwind
- Sleep Talk
Better known as Mark Brendana-Quitz, Mark’s character was problematic throughout the first and second season. Leslie was hung up on him for a while, years after the two of them slept together. Always a naysayer, he would usually be the first person to tell Leslie she was dreaming too big. Then he dated Ann, and they broke up after trying to propose to her several times. He finally left during the government shutdown and took a job at a private firm; he hasn’t been heard from since.
Tornadus wasn’t as much of a womanizer, but he was always full of surprises. He was my prime switch-in to Breloom, resisiting both of his STABs and absorbing sleep lovely thanks to Sleep Talk. Unfortunately, I found that I would often bring him into battle to set up Tailwind, and he would subsequently die. Although helpful for the rest of the team, he didn’t maintain that dangerous offensive pressure that I love. So he had to be let go.



Tammy Swanson II (Garchomp) (F) @ Yache Berry
Trait: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Jolly Nature
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Aqua Tail
- Swords Dance
Tammy II, Ron’s second ex-wife named Tammy, is a “grade-A bitch”. She works for the library, literally the worst place in the world, and has had a sordid history with Ron, manipulating him through intensely erotic sex and then leaving him a shriveled mess. She is pure evil.
Switching out Garchomp was one of the hardest decisions I had to make about the team. Normally, I would leave Tornadus and Garchomp for the late-game, have Torndaus come in and set up Tailwind, and then have Garchomp clean up. But I was having problems breaking through walls like Skarmory and some bulky waters, which was a major problem. I would definitely be interested in anyone who told me I could have her back in my life, no matter how bad she is for me.
Replay [more to come]:http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou6167581
Importable:
Tom Haverford (Thundurus-Therian) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Volt Absorb
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Modest Nature
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunder
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Agility
April Ludgate (Keldeo) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Secret Sword
- Surf
- Hidden Power [Electric]
Andy Dwyer (Latios) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Surf
- Psyshock
- Trick
Leslie Knope (Politoed) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Encore
- Perish Song
Ron Swanson (Metagross) @ Normal Gem
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Meteor Mash
- Explosion
- Bullet Punch
Ann Perkins (Mamoswine) (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Ice Shard
- Earthquake
- Superpower
- Icicle Spear
Trait: Volt Absorb
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Modest Nature
IVs: 2 Atk / 30 Def
- Thunder
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Agility
April Ludgate (Keldeo) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Justified
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Secret Sword
- Surf
- Hidden Power [Electric]
Andy Dwyer (Latios) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Surf
- Psyshock
- Trick
Leslie Knope (Politoed) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Encore
- Perish Song
Ron Swanson (Metagross) @ Normal Gem
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Meteor Mash
- Explosion
- Bullet Punch
Ann Perkins (Mamoswine) (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Ice Shard
- Earthquake
- Superpower
- Icicle Spear