Glacier Knight vs. Maserato! Tokyo is screwed!


You're late, Shigeo! You were supposed to be here fifteen minutes ago!


S...sorry, Miki. Boss wanted that report early, so I-


Oh, stuff it! You clearly care more about your job than me! Maybe I oughta-...


Y...you oughta...what?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


Why are you screaming like thOH DEAR GOD RUN!!!

*And then the horrified masses flee as a gigantic Lapras begins to ravage Tokyo.*


KAJAAAAAAAAH!!!

Da Rules said:
2vs2 doubles (Pokemon can't have more than 25 moves)
Training Items only
2 Day DQ
2 recoveries/5 chills
All Abilities
1 Sub
Assault on Tokyo
Field Type
: Neutral
Complexity: Moderate
Format: Any
Restrictions: All Pokemon have a size class of 7 and a weight class of 12, all attacks ignore weight restrictions, random pokemon gets attacked by the SDF at the end of every round

Description: The battlefield is Japan's capital in all of its entirety, from the heart of Shinjuku all the way out to the city limits. How could both trainers' pokemon possibly find each other in such a crowded metropolis?

When the pokemon are 500 feet tall, that's how.

In short, we're playing Godzilla here. All pokemon are treated as if their size class was 7 and their weight class 12. Furthermore, any weight restrictions on attacks (such as psychic) can be ignored for this battle. There's enough seawater to use water attacks, enough vegetation (natural or otherwise) to use Grass Knot, and enough buildings/tanks/laser cannons to serve for certain rock moves.

Lastly, At the end of each round, RNG one of the pokemon currently in play. The Japanese self-defense force will attack that pokemon for a fixed 10 damage.
And who are these monsters?

Glacier Knight:

Nakaya the Cryogonal (No Gender)

Nature: Modest (+spa, -atk)

Type:
Ice: Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.

Abilities:
Levitate(Trait): This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading the Ground moves Bulldoze, Earthquake, Fissure, and Magnitude. Earth Power will have three (3) less Base Attack Power. Dig and Dive can strike a Levitating Pokemon if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a Flying-type. Otherwise Dig and Dive will miss. Ground moves can still hit. Levitate Pokemon will retain the Levitate trait when they use Skill Swap on an enemy, and will steal the opponent's ability (the user can specify if they want a foe or ally to gain Levitate from a Skill Swap.) If a Pokemon with Levitate uses Role Play, they will copy the opponent's abilities and retain Levitate.

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 5
Spe: 105
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 19

MC: 0

Attacks:
Bind
Ice Shard
Sharpen
Rapid Spin
Icy Wind
Mist
Haze
Aurora Beam
Ice Beam
Acid Armor
Confuse Ray
Recover

Knock Off
Magic Coat
Signal Beam

Toxic
Hail
Protect

18 Moves

Lorelei the Lapras (Female)

Nature: Quiet (+spa, -speed)

Type:
Water: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
Ice: Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.

Abilities:
Hydration (Innate, DW LOCKED): This Pokemon absorbs water during the rain to heal any status effects afflicting this Pokemon.

Water Absorb (Innate): This Pokemon absorbs water attacks and instead of taking damage from them, recovering 50% of the damage the water attack would have done. A Pokemon that attacks itself with water to heal only recieves 25% of the damage that attack would do to itself.

Shell Armor (Innate): This Pokemon’s thick, bony outer shell prevents it from taking critical hits.

Stats:

HP: 120
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 52 (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 19

MC: 0
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Sing
Water Gun
Growl
Mist
Confuse Ray
Ice Shard
Water Pulse
Body Slam
Rain Dance
Perish Song
Ice Beam
Brine

Dragon Dance
Future Sight
Refresh
Hyper voice

Thunderbolt
Psychic
Surf
Protect

20 Moves


VS.

Maserato:

Embirch (Steve) Male
Nature: Jolly
Type: Fire/Grass
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or bushfire areas.
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities
Reckless: (Innate) This Pokemon has an innately aggressive nature that lets it use all-out attacks with recoil more effectively. Recoil attacks from this Pokemon have two (2) more Base Attack Power, and recoil percentage is unaffected.
Leaf Guard: (Innate) In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions.
Chlorophyll (DW): (Innate) During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.

Stats:
Embirch
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2-
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13
16%+ Acc

EC:0/9
MC:0
DC:0/5

Attacks:
Bullet Seed
Sweet Scent
Absorb
Growth
Ember
Leech Seed
Flame Wheel
Giga Drain
Fire Spin

Will o Wisp
Swords Dance
Facade
Flame charge
Rock Slide

Seed Bomb
Blaze kick
Revenge
Grasswhistle
Counter

Riolu (Anubis) (M)
Nature: Naughty
Fighting type: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.
Abilities:
Inner Focus:

Type: Innate

When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Steadfast:

Type: Innate

If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Prankster:DW

Type: Innate

The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4+
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC 0/6
MC 0
DC 0/5

Moves:
quick attack
Endure
Foresight
Counter
Feint
Force Palm
Copycat
Screech
Reversal

Bulk up
Dig
Protect
Shadow claw
Payback

Bullet punch
Hi Jump Kick
Circle Throw
Agility
Blaze Kick

Snivy (Diva) (f)
Type: Grass
Grass:Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Contrary:DW

Type: Can be Enabled.

This Pokemon's unique structure reverses stat changes it receives in battle, both from its attacks and the opponents. At the end of the round, stat changes will still increase/decrease toward 0.
Type: Innate

When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)
Ec 0/9
Mc 0
Dc 0/5
Nature: Serious
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 63
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

Moves:
Tackle
Leer
Vine Whip
Growth
Leaf Tornado
Leech Seed
Mega Drain
Slam

Toxic
Energy Ball
Reflect
Light Screen
Attract

Mirror Coat
Twister
Glare
Iron Tail
Pursuit


How this shit is gonna go down:
Glace sends out his mons + any applicable items
Maserato chooses two + any applicable items + orders
Glace orders
We go all kaiju on this thing
 
I gotta stock up on some items next time. Also I thought by one stages he meant first stage evolutions. No matter. Lets get started! Go Diva and Steve!

Diva Light screen Toxic (Lapras) Glare (Cryoganal)
Steve flame charge + Blaze kick On cryo- rest - rock slide
 

Alright, use your body! slam them! Pull your weight!

Lorelei: Ice Beam (Embirch)~Body Slam (Embirch)~Ice beam Embirch)
if Embirch faints, target Snivy

Nakaya: Acid Armor~Ice Beam (Embirch)~Ice Beam (Embirch)
if Embirch faints, target Snivy
 
Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | Back pain Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 100 | HP: 120
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 1/2/4/5/105 | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
No ailments | No ailments
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
|

Steve | Diva
HP: 90 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
No ailments | No ailments
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 1: Keep abreast, Tokyo!
♫Fighting for the Cause in Lungfishopolis


[Run! It's Lorelei!]


Lorelei? As in THAT Lorelei?


Whatcha talking about, boss?


[Oh no! She's come with Nakaya!]


[KJEEEEEEN!]


Chick from a Japanese ASB show I used to watch when I was 12ish. I'm pretty sure her name's not really Lorelei, they gave English names to everyone.


[Oh god, why?! Steve and Diva are there, too!]


[*Really fucking loud Embirch noise*]
[CHIIREEP!]


All I remember about her is that 1) she used Ice-types and 2) Her boobs were the kind that make you discover girls.


*sigh* Really, Boss...

*Nakaya plunges into the ocean, using it as a form of Acidic Armor and vanishing from sight.*


Oh shit, forgot the keys! I'll be right back!

*and then the ensuing wave crashes into Tokyo, engulfing countless Barbie dolls*


Skipper! Nooooo!

*Diva repels this by conjuring a Light Screen*


Yeah, I'm just gonna drop the blinds here to keep the rain out-yeah, that's good.


[KAJAAAAAAH!]

*Lorelei shoots an Ice Beam from her horn, striking Steve square in the chest*


Mammary beam!


[Oh no! Steve's going to bring another tsunami! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]

*...and he does, smashing into the ocean with a Spiral Scorcher*


Wait! Nakaya! Come back, the keys are right here!

*Nakaya rises from the water, slamming Steve with another Ice Beam*


Thank you, Steve. Here, freeze for me.


Nah, I'm good.

*Diva spatters Lorelei with Toxic sludge, and the Lapras rears in pain*


Here! This purple salve will help with your back pain!


Liar! You're just selling snake oil!

*Lorelei Body Slams Steve, causing another Tsunami*


And so, Lorelei's funbags were declared a walking tsunami hazard, banning her from Tokyo forevermore.

*Once again, Nakaya slams Steve with another Ice Beam*


Steve really oughta...chill out!


Shut up, Boss.


What? It was just for pun-


They aren't fun at all! Shut up!


Killjoy.

*Steve rips a couple of buildings out from their foundations, and chucks them at Lorelei and Nakaya like a Rock Slide*


Hey! Stop ruining my model city!

*Diva Glares at Nakaya*


How dare you have a partner named after mammoth mams!

*Lorelei shoots an Ice Beam at Steve again*


Yanno, Boss...the boob jokes are getting kind of old...


But everyone likes funbags!


...Really, what is it with humans and chests...

Order: Cryogonal, Embirch, Snivy, Lapras

Action 1 (Priority: Cryogonal, Snivy, Lapras, Embirch)
Nakaya used Acid Armor!
Nakaya's defense sharply rose!
(+2 Def, decays A3)
Nakaya vanished into the ocean! (immune to physical attacks for the duration of the action)
Diva used Light Screen!
Maserato's team was shielded by Light Screen!
(6 actions)
Marshmallow Mountains Lorelei used Ice Beam! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 837 = OHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (10 * .67) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12.7 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 4812 = NOPE.
Steve used Spiral Scorcher!
-Hit chance: NOPE.
-Energy cost: ((7 + 4) * 1.5) - 1 = 15.5 EN
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -7 EN
-Lapras: -6 EN
-Embirch: -12.7 HP, -15.5 EN
-Snivy: -10 EN

Action 2
Nakaya used Ice Beam! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance: 7086 = NO.
-Damage: (10 * .67) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12.7 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 8327 = NOPE.
Steve must cool down!
Diva used Toxic!
(Target: Lapras)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 2725 = Hit
Funbags Lorelei was badly poisoned!
Mammoth Mams Lorelei used Body Slam!
(Target: Embirch)
-Damage: 7 + (12 / 2.5) + 4.5 - 3 = 13.3 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 8924 = NOPE.
-Energy cost: 5 + 4 = 9 EN
USS Softness Lorelei was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -6 EN
-Lapras: -1 HP, -9 EN
-Embirch: -26(!) HP
-Snivy: -7 EN

Action 3
Nakaya used Ice Beam! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance: 4059 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .67) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12.7 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 8850 = NOPE.
Steve used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, Cryogonal:
-Crit chance: 3665 = NOPE.
-Damage: (((8 * .75) + 3 - 3) * 1.5) - 1.75 = 7.25 damage
Rock Slide, Lapras:
-Crit chance: 4606 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 3 + 4.5) * 1.5 = 6.75 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 3000): 8073 = NOPE.
Diva used Glare! (Target: Cryogonal)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 8460 = EEEEEEEYUP.
Nakaya was paralyzed! (25%)
Double-Ds Lorelei used Ice Beam! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance: 8496 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .67) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 12.7 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 6159 = NOPE.
Pillows Lorelei is hurt by poison! (-1 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -7.25 HP, -6 EN
-Lapras: -7.75 HP, -10 EN
-Embirch: -25.4(!) HP, -6 EN
-Snivy: -6 EN

Post-round
-RNG (1 = Cryogonal, 2 = Lapras, 3 = Embirch, 4 = Snivy): 1 = Cryogonal
The JSDF fires a laser at Nakaya! (-10 HP Cryogonal)

Final Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -17 (17.25) HP, -19 EN
-Lapras: -9 HP, -25 EN
-Embirch: -64 (64.1) HP, -22 (21.5) EN
-Snivy: -23 EN

Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | The Twins Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 83 | HP: 111
EN: 81 | EN: 75
Stats: 1/2/4/5/26 (105 / 4) | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
Paralysis (20%) | Toxic (2 DPA)
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
Light Screen (3 actions)
|

Steve | Diva
HP: 26 | HP: 90
EN: 78 | EN: 73
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
No ailments | No ailments
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
 

"Great job guys! You need to hit harder though!"

Lorelei: Brine (Embirch) x3

Nakaya: Signal Beam (Embirch) x3

KO SUB (for both Lorelei/Nakaya): If Embirch Faints, use Ice Beam (Snivy) all remaining actions
 
Alright guys hang in there. He is experienced but we have the power to keep up with him. Diva use an energy ball vine whip combo on cryogonal then cool down then finish with iron tail on cryogonal. Steve rock slide + rock slide - cool down - flame wheel on cryogonal.
 
Okay mase, first, the vine whip + energy ball combo doesn't seem too feasible to me, so you'll have to change that. Also, you can give an attack order during the cooldown action for in case a combo fails.
 
Ash's leavanny grabs a pokemon with vine whip and sends he energy ball down the two vines. its in his fight vs the poison gym
 
Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | Marcia McMammary Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 83 | HP: 111
EN: 81 | EN: 75
Stats: 1/2/4/5/26 (105 / 4) | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
Paralysis (20%) | Toxic (2 DPA)
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
Light Screen (3 actions)
|

Steve | Diva
HP: 26 | HP: 90
EN: 78 | EN: 73
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
No ailments | No ailments
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing


Round 2: Another round full of boob jokes

*CRASH*



[Noooo! Not the natural history museum!]

*Lorelei attempts to Brine Steve by spraying him with salty water*


Stop staring!

*Nakaya can't move*


I can't help it! They're just so big!...Does that work, Boss?


Yeah, just fine.

*Steve rips buildings out of the ground and chucks them at Glacier's team*


You've pissed off the DM. Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Now screw off.

*Diva wraps vines around Nakaya and fires energy balls through them - Pulse Vines, if you will*


No! We're not dead! You can't do this to us, you asshole!

*Lorelei Brines Steve again, causing him to topple over, crushing Barbie dolls as he falls*


And Ken was amongst Tokyo's many, MANY casualties that day.

*Nakaya fires an Ice Beam at Diva, still cooling down*


I haven't seen an Ice Beam like this since the freeze ray scene in Giga Woman vs. The Neptunians!


Not since the Ice Age cannon in The Dawn of Ymir!

*Diva misses an Iron Tail*


Not since the dropping of Antarctica in Thomas vs. The Green Ninja!

*Another Ice Beam from Lorelei*


Not since the lawnmower scene in Hobo With A Shotgun!...wait...

*And another Ice Beam from Nakaya*


Boss, Abby didn't get frozen in that, she got-


That's the joke, Rico...wait, did we spend the whole round joking about things OTHER than boobs?

Order: Embirch, Snivy, Lapras, Cryogonal

Action 1 (Priority: Lapras, Cryogonal, Embirch, Snivy)
Tits McGee Lorelei used Brine! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance: 3658 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 * .67) + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.21 damage
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2000): 880 = NOPE.
Nakaya can't move!
Steve used Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, Cryogonal:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9700): 7433 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8708 = NOPE.
-Damage: (((8 * .75) * 2.25) + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, Lapras:
-Crit chance: 6748 = NOPE.
-Damage: (((8 * .75) * 2.25) + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18 damage
-Energy Cost: 24 * 1.75 = 42 EN
Diva used Pulse Vine! (Target: Cryogonal)
-Crit chance: 4557 = NOPE.
-Damage (Physical): 7.5 + 3 - 3 = 7.5 damage
-Damage (Special): 7.5 + 3 - 7.5 = 3 damage
-Damage (Total): 7.5 + 3 = 10.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 5373 = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: ((6 + 3) * 1.5) - 1 = 12.5 EN
Chesty LaRue Lorelei is hurt by poison! (-2 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -32.75(Ouch!) HP
-Lapras: -2 HP, -7 EN
-Embirch: -13.21 HP, -42 EN
-Snivy: -12.5 EN

Action 2

Steve must cool down!
So must Diva!

Busty St. Claire Lorelei used Brine! (Target: Embirch)
-Crit chance: 1203 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 * .67) + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 13.21 damage
Steve fainted!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 5998 = Move
Nakaya used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 6851 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * .5) + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 2904 = NOPE.
Generic boob joke Lorelei was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -6 EN
-Lapras: -2 HP, -11 EN
-Embirch: -12.79 HP
-Snivy: -16.5 HP

Action 3
Diva used Iron Tail! (Target: Cryogonal)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 8851 = NOPE.
Moojuice Lorelei used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 6877 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * .5) + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 3812 = NOPE.
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 7390 = Move
Nakaya used Ice Beam!
-Crit chance: 5817 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * .5) + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 2148 = NOPE.
Jiggles Lorelei was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -10 EN
-Lapras: -2 HP, -6 EN
-Snivy: -33(Ouch!) HP, -7 EN

Final Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -33 (32.75) HP, -16 EN
-Lapras: -6 HP, -24 EN
-Embirch: -26 HP, -42 EN
-Snivy: -50 (49.5) HP, -20 (19.5 EN)

Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | Two DDs and a Lapras Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 50 | HP: 105
EN: 65 | EN: 51
Stats: 1/2/4/5/26 (105 / 4) | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
Paralysis (10%) | Toxic (3 DPA)
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
|

Steve | Diva
HP: KO | HP: 40
EN: 36 | EN: 53
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
Faint | No ailments
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing
 
It looks like were in a tough position here. Diva use iron tail 3X on cryogonal.
if targeted by special attack use mirror coat on cryogonal.
 

"Sorry maserato, but that substitution is illegal! Its too vague and covers too many attaks; a legal sub would have been "If damaging Ice type move, then" or "if Signal Beam, then"! "

Lorelei: Ice Shard~Ice Beam~Ice Beam

Nakaya: Icy Wind~Ice Beam~Ice Beam
 
Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | Bouncy Bouncy Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 50 | HP: 105
EN: 65 | EN: 51
Stats: 1/2/4/5/26 (105 / 4) | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
Paralysis (10%) | Toxic (3 DPA)
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
|

Steve | Diva
HP: KO | HP: 40
EN: 36 | EN: 53
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
Faint | No ailments
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 3: Hooray! The monsters are leaving!


[CHIREEEP!]


[KAJAAAAAH!]

*Lorelei rushes at Diva and rains Ice Shards upon her*


And then Diva dined on her favorite dish: Ice cubes served on Snivy face.

*The movie cuts away to a horde of office workers screaming in terror as Lorelei dodges Diva's Iron Tail*


AAAAAAAAH!


Phew...glad to have that out of my system.

*Then cuts back to said Iron tail crashing into a model building*


Aw man, there's no way in hell we'll be covered for this!

*Nakaya chills the air and conjures an Icy Wind*


And on Tuesday, we can expect a few flurries in the late afternoon...

*Diva finally lands an Iron Tail on Nakaya*


Hey! You could put an eye out doing that!

*And finally, Lorelei smacks the Snivy with an Ice Beam, causing her to collapse*


[Hooray! Lorelei and Nakaya have saved us all!]


Yeah! Thanks for destroying our city, boobs and...uh...shit, I got nothing on the Cryogonal.

*and then the credits roll to a cheesy japanese tune plays as Lorelei and Nakaya go back into the sea...*

Order: Snivy, Lapras, Cryogonal

Action 1 (Priority: Lapras, Snivy, Cryogonal)
The Gainaxer Lorelei used Ice Shard!
-Crit chance: 6378 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 12.75 damage
Diva used Iron Tail! (Target: Cryogonal)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 9374 = Man, you have the worst luck today...
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 1166 = Just barely...
Nakaya used Icy Wind!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 5724 = NOPE.
-Crit chance: 3645 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 18 damage
They who rest upon a table Lorelei is hurt by poison! (-3 HP Lapras)
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -4 EN
-Lapras: -3 HP, -3 EN
-Snivy: -30.75(Ouch!) HP, -11 EN

Action 2
Diva used Iron Tail again! (Target: Cryogonal)
-Hit chance: 4175 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6500 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 15 damage
The Titty Monster Lorelei used...fuck it, this fight's over.
Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -15 HP
-Lapras: -3 HP, -6 EN
-Snivy: -9.25 HP, -15 EN

Final Numbers:
-Cryogonal: -15 HP, -4 EN
-Lapras: -6 HP, -9 EN
-Snivy: -40 HP, -26 EN

Glacier Knight:
|

Nakaya | Delicious Stacking Lorelei
Amulet Coin | Amulet Coin
HP: 35 | HP: 99
EN: 61 | EN: 42
Stats: 1/2/4/5/26 (105 / 4) | Stats: 3/3/4/3/52
Levitate | Hydration
Nothing | Water Absorb
Paralysis (10%) | Toxic (3 DPA)
No stat changes | -10 Evasion
No other | No other

VS.

Maserato:
|

Steve | Diva
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 36 | EN: 27
Stats: 2/2/2/2/69 | Stats: 2/2/2/2/63
Reckless | Overgrow
Leaf Guard | Locked
Faint | Faint
+16 Accuracy | No stat changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Prizes:

Glacier Knight:
3 CC
Cryogonal: 3 MC
Lapras: 2 MC, 1 DC and 2 KOC

maserato
:
1 CC
Embirch: 2 MC, 1 EC and 1 DC
Snivy: 2 MC, 1 EC and 1 DC

The Wanderer:
4 UC
 

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