Maserato's Oddly Lifeless Blob - inanimate blob vs. Maserato

Unoriginal Name

Maserato's blob has OLBD, or Oddly Lifeless Blob Disorder if you want to get all official. Try not to mention it, it often offends said blob.

The blob:
inanimate blob said:
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Panzershrek the Magby
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Magby [Panzershrek] (M)

Literally, all Panzershrek does is practice super-powerful Fire-type moves off into the distance. If he can use it, he does. We're gonna have to work on that for battles.

Nature: Hasty (-1 Def, +15% Spd, +21% Acc)
Type: Fire
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or bushfire areas.

Abilities:
Flame Body: This Pokemon’s external temperature is kept at such a high level that any contact attack used on this Pokemon has a 30% chance of burning the opponent.
Vital Spirit (DW LOCKED):This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 96 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 15

EC: 3/9
MC: 0
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Smog
Leer
Ember
Smokescreen
Faint Attack
Fire Spin
Clear Smog
Flame Burst
Confuse Ray
Fire Punch
Flamethrower
Fire Blast

Egg
Flare Blitz
Mach Punch
Thunder Punch

Tutor

Past Gen Tutor

TMs/HMs
Psychic
Flame Charge
Will-o-Wisp

Past Gen TMs/HMs
Endure
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His owner:
maserato said:
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
Nature: Naughty
Fighting type: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions on Circle Throw, Seismic Toss, Sky Drop, Storm Throw, Submission, and Vital Throw. Superior reaction time in close quarters.
Abilities:
Inner Focus:

Type: Innate

When an opponent attempts to flinch this Pokemon, it stands firm and continues its attack. If it has another ability that would be activated by flinching, that ability activates.
Steadfast:

Type: Innate

If this Pokemon is flinched, it becomes aware of the speed difference and increases Speed by one (1) stage to make up the difference. This Speed boost is maintained at the end of each round.

Prankster:DW

Type: Innate

The Pokemon is always prepared for engaging in sneaky tactics and trickery, giving its non-damaging attacks an increase in priority level.

Stats
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 4+
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1-
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC 4/6
MC 0
DC 0/5

Moves:
quick attack
Endure
Foresight
Counter
Feint
Force Palm
Copycat
Screech
Reversal

Bulk up
Dig
Protect
Shadow claw
Payback

Bullet punch
Hi Jump Kick
Circle Throw
Agility
Blaze Kick
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Guide to helping your blob deal with OLBD said:
OLBD sufferers tend to get anxious. So anxious in fact that they seem to almost not move, as though they're just inanimate pieces of molten rock. Don't worry, though, as blue Steadfast dogs tend to calm down these anxieties- however, they may do so a little too well, causing the OLBD sufferer to relax a little too much and not move. At all. In all cases, though, OLBD sufferers hate when the following guidelines are broken:

1v1 Lc match
Training items
ASB arena
1 day DQ
All abilities
Open challenge

Try not to disrespect them, and they'll live a normal (though rather uneventful) life. OLBD is a sad condition, but with the proper support, victems can feel much less uncomfortable from it.
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Maserato sends out his mon (lol guess who) with a Training item.
Blob sends, attaches item, and orders.
Maserato counterorders.
I ref.
 
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I will eat your soul! @ Lucky Egg

Will-o-Wisp -> Confuse Ray -> Psychic
IF Anubis uses Dig and stays under, change the following action to Smokescreen (Fog).

Also "less uncomfortable" what the hell that's like a double negative

Only more awkward

"More comfortable"
 
Well, Blob, the Editors and proofreaders of the Guide to OLBD all suffer from OLBD, as to make sure there's nothing in there that offends them. Unfortunately, it may make their editting a tad... Subpar.
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Magby [Panzershrek] Blob [Blobbekins] (M) @ Lucky Egg
90 HP | EN 100
3/1/3/2/96
1 SC | WC 2
Flame Body
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Will-o-Wisp -> Confuse Ray -> Psychic
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
90 HP | EN 100
4/2/2/1/60
1 SC | WC 2
Inner Focus/Steadfast
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Protect- copycat- payback
If Hits self in confusion a2 throw computer at wall and use dig a3
Action 1
Riolu used Protect! -7 EN
Magby Blob used Will-o-Wisp! -6 EN [STAB]
[<7500 hit]doesnt mattah
Blocked by Protect!
-
Action 2
Magby Blob used Confuse Ray! -5 EN
[1-3, light/severe/intense]1[light]
Riolo was confused for 2a!
Riolu used Copycat! 2 + 5, so -7 EN
Riolu copied Confuse Ray!
[<5000 confuse]8103
[1-3, light/severe/intense]2
Magby Blob was confused for 3a!
-
Action 3
Magby Blob used Psychic! (5 + 2/2) -6 EN! Psychic!? Maybe Blobs are smarter than we give them credit for...
[<5000 confuse]1833
Magby Blob hit himself in confusion!
4 + 6 - 3 = 7
Magby Blob lost 7 HP!
Riolu used Payback! -7 EN
[<5000 confuse]2539
At least he hax are equal...
4 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 7
Riolu lost 7 HP!
CHAPTER II
Taking care of and making your Blob feel at home, despite his/her unfortunate disorder, is important. Make sure you stay delicate, considerate, welcoming and overall supportive. Here is an example:

Now, occasionally your blob will get fiesty, and create flames to leave you with deep burns. If this happens, you should, as this blob's owner demonstrates, take protective action, by either jumping in water, ducking behind a wall or creating a mystical screen of protection.
ODBD sufferers can be confusing. Sometimes, it feels almost as though they can let loose a ray of confusion. However, to react to this, remember the golden rule: "treat others as you'd like to be treated," and consfuse them right back!
Now, be warned, there are side effects of being confused, like running head first into walls and the like. Both blob and owner can hurt themselves, but it's a needed consequence. Remember: you may not be able to cure OLBD, but you can make it be just a little more bearable.
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Magby [Panzershrek] Blob [Blobbekins] (M) @ Lucky Egg
83 HP | EN 82
3/1/3/2/96
1 SC | WC 2
Flame Body
Stat boosts/drops:
Status: Confused (2a)
Other:
Orders: Will-o-Wisp -> Confuse Ray -> Psychic
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
83 HP | EN 79
4/2/2/1/60
1 SC | WC 2
Inner Focus/Steadfast
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Protect- copycat- payback
If Hits self in confusion a2 throw computer at wall and use dig a3​
 
Bulk up-dig-force palm
If will o wisp use protect that action and push actions back.
Blobs are easily confused when they dont know where their blue dog went.
 
Feelin' lazy.

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Magby [Panzershrek] Blob [Blobbekins] (M) @ Lucky Egg
83 HP | EN 82
3/1/3/2/96
1 SC | WC 2
Flame Body
Stat boosts/drops:
Status: Confused (2a)
Other:
Orders: Flamethrower -> Dodge -> Fire Blast
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
83 HP | EN 79
4/2/2/1/60
1 SC | WC 2
Inner Focus/Steadfast
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Bulk up-dig-force palm
Action 1
Magby used Flamethrower! -6 EN [STAB]
[<5000 confuse]5012
[<625 crit]1947
[<1000 burn]1001
I have a knack for rolling close calls...
10 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 13
Riolu lost 13 HP!
Riolu used Bulk Up! -6 EN [STAB]
+1 atk, +1 def for 2r
-
Action 2
Magby used Dodge! crap this is confusing um well hm -5 EN
[<5000 confuse]2939
yaaayyy i dont have to calc that Dodge
Er I mean sorry :|
4 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 7
Magby lost 7 HP.
Riolu used Dig! -10 EN
[<625 crit]7097
(8 + 6 - 1.5) + (1 * 1.75) = 14.25
Magby lost 14.25 HP.
-
Action 3
Magby used Fire Blast. -7 EN [STAB]
[<5000 confuse]7100
[<8500 hit]9102
Magby's attack missed!
Riolu used Force Palm! -4 EN [STAB]
[<625 crit]2828
[<3000 para]4627
(6 + 3 + 6 - 1.5) + (1 * 1.75) = 15.25
Magby lost 15.25 HP.
Blobs are timid creatures, hardly ever attacking.
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Magby [Panzershrek] Blob [Blobbekins] (M) @ Lucky Egg
46 HP | EN 77
3/1/3/2/96
1 SC | WC 2
Flame Body
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Flamethrower -> Dodge -> Fire Blast
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
70 HP | EN 59
4/2/2/1/60
1 SC | WC 2
Inner Focus/Steadfast
Stat boosts/drops: +1 Atk, +1 SpA
Status:
Other:
Orders: Bulk up-dig-force palm
​
Blob. Maserato. Me.
 
Still lazy.
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Magby [Panzershrek] Blob [Blobbekins] (M) @ Lucky Egg
46 HP | EN 77
3/1/3/2/96
1 SC | WC 2
Flame Body
Stat boosts/drops:
Status:
Other:
Orders: Psychic ~ Flamethrower ~ Psychic
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Riolu (Anubis) (M)
70 HP | EN 59
4/2/2/1/60
1 SC | WC 2
Inner Focus/Steadfast
Stat boosts/drops: +1 Atk, +1 SpA
Status:
Other:
Orders: Protect ~ Bulk Up ~ Hi Jump Kick Combo
Action 1
Riolu used Protect.
Magby used PSYCHIC POWAHHHH (5 + 2 / 2) -6 EN
[<625 crit]4811
[<1000 effect]4811
Erm... Wut? My RNG seems to like 4811 (and hate blobs)
7 + (((6 + 2) + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.75) = 26.25
Riolu lost 26.25 EN!
-
Action 2
Magby used Flamethrower! -6 EN [STAB]
[<625 crit]2222
It also likes 2...
[<1000 burn]1202
See?
10 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 13
Riolu lost 13 HP!
Riolu used Bulk Up! -6 EN
+1 Atk, +1 Def
-
Action 3
Magby used Psychic! -6 EN
[<625 crit]7193
[<1000 effect]1930
See previous calcs, subtract 7.
Riolu lost 19.25 HP!
Riolu used Sky-High Jump Kick of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM and stuff. [((8 - 1) + ((8 - 1) + 4) * 1.75] 26.25 ~ -26 EN!
It puts Riolu's Energy at 0.5, which is an automatic KO! Wow, sorry :/
BBBBBLLLLLOOOOOBBBBB WWWWIIIIINNNNSSSS
Easy when they KO themselves, isn't it? Lol
Alive Magby.
Dead Riolu (0.5 EN)​

Prizes:

•Me: 2 UC
•Blob: 1 CC
-Magby: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC, 1 extra DC OR EC due to Lucky Egg
•Maserato: 1 CC
-Riolu: 2 MC, 1 EC, 1 DC, 1 KOC
 
Okay, so, apparently I messed this up, big time. Sorry bout that. I really have no excuse. :( I've went through and checked it and this is the stats:
Riolu has 1 EN left.
Magby has 46 HP.

The roll for HJK combo was 109, so it hits.
The roll for a crit is 17, so it crits.
The crit HJK combo:
(13 * 2.25) + 3 [crit] + 3 [STAB] + 6 [atk rank] - 1.5 = 39.75

However, with +2 attack boost from Bulk Ups:
39 + (2 * 1.75) = 42.5
Finally, I messed up a calc a while back where I rounded down (.5) where I should've rounded up, making Magby KOed.

So, the results are the same, EXCEPT Blob loses. I'm really sorry for messing this up :( My fault entirely. Don't kill me!
 
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