For some strange reason you guys seem to enjoy my long paced and comment filled warstories even going as far as calling them "satisfactory". Well I couldn't be happier ... yet now I'm also sad to annouce that this warstory won't be like that. Instead I am going to delve into Little Cup play. Which means it will be fast-paced. So no boring stall wars and no standard OU teams. I know you guys love that stuff but you are just going to have to bare with me here.
So if you hate excitement, cool Pokemon such as Stunky and Magby, and sudden twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat ... turn back now.
Now then I will be trying to do this a lot differently from my past warstories so Im really sorry if it doesnt sit well with you guys. Also, I am fully aware that I just wrote a 4.5 star warstory a week ago, so yeah it is going to be hard to top that and it might make this one look bad but I will try and give you guys the entertainment you deserve.
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BACKSTORY: On DougJustDoug's CAP Server is where I stand. However I am not intent on using the CAP Pokemon here today. No, Dougs is also home to LC battles and some of the most intense ones you will ever see. Watching one LC battle will instantly get you hooked. Anyway I was sitting at my desk looking at the main chat when I saw Stunky come up. Seeing as how Stunky is really just the definition of cool, I decided to build a new team. Now going into Team Builder I quickly made the team and got to my last Pokemon: Stunky. Excited to quickly make an outstanding moveset for him, I quickly see something that makes my heart sinks...Stunky SUCKS!
So with TriplePirates words I say to myself. ...Fine, I guess I can use him. Creating a Moveset of Pursuit, Crunch, Fire Blast, Explosion I hope for the best.
CHALLENGE: Well, with my new team completed I must find a suitable challenge. Now I realize my team is not going to be the most effective team out there so I have to make sure I can find a good opponent and learn what I must fix. I quickly see Dixie and Tentaintcool, 2 of the best LC players, standing (or sitting I guess) in DJD's server. I remember Tent beating SkarmBlissCounter and decide I must try and avenge my friend.
With my demand in the air, tent challenges me under the standard rules of battling.
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle, Homo Team Clause
Rules: woah woah woah wait a second. Tentaintcool is using his trademark "homo" clause? What this means is that tent is most likely using a standard team of Pokemon that I have grown to dislike seeing. How I know this I do not know but I'm getting wierd vibes here...All the other rules are the same... (Also there is no such thing as Homo Team Clause, I'm using it to make fun of his standard team, so dont go on Dougs Server thinking there is >_>)
KD24s Team of Major AWESOMENESS:
and ... tents team (Which is actually well built):
KinglerDude24 sent out Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
tentaintcool sent out Voltorb (lvl 5 Voltorb).
Magmortified has entered the room.
KinglerDude24 switched in Stunky (lvl 5 Stunky ?).
Voltorb used Taunt.
Stunky fell for the taunt!
Turn 1: Alright you guys have to realize here that my team is really strange for LC play. Its half BL and half OU. It's also very cool but anyway on to the turn. So yeah what happens here is I start with my Zubat (Who I am changing to Koffing because Koffing is so much cooler) and he starts with Voltorb. My poor little Zubat is holding an Oran Berry though and not a Focus Sash like most. I quickly switch to Stunky though since Voltorb would obviously taunt. No one wants zubat to actually live with Focus Sash (Although remember, unbeknownst to tentaintcool, mine holds an Oran Berry) and then be slept with Hypnosis. Also I sadly found out how slow Zubat really is. Seriously grow a pair and start racing Crobat because you are tied with the speed of Stunky at the moment.
My Thoughts: "How ridiculous is this? Man, I have to switch to Stunky since I don't want Voltorb kicking poor little Zubats ass. Time to formulate a plan ... alright, I will simply try to mess up his strategy with some hardcore Stunky violence. Please don't thunderbolt, please don't thunderbolt..."
Reflection: I really didn't like seeing this Voltorb lead to be honest but I am very thankful he decided to Taunt and not use Thunderbolt. To be honest, I still think Stunky absolutely sucks, but he is the closest thing I have to a Voltorb counter so I must make due with him.
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Stunky used Pursuit.
Voltorb lost 105% of its health.
tentaintcool's Voltorb fainted.
6-5 (KD24)
Turn 2: Incredibly Stunky strikes back with Pursuit and delivers an early OHKO. Either Voltorb was switching which allowed me to go first, or he was just held up by Stunky's gassy fumes I will never know but what I do know is that Zubat is free to roam around for a bit.
My Thoughts: "That was like a win-lose moment. Stunky correctly predicted a switch and got a free kill but now he will easily die to a Diglett if one roams in. Man, Diglett scares the fudge out of me and I really would hate to lose one of my teammates early. Don't have a Diglett or I might cry."
Reflection: Well ... Stunky actually didn't perform too bad. A quick easy kill that resulted in a ohko. And without a scratch on him. Voltorb is one of the many weaknesses to this team so an early advantage never hurts. Kids remember, Voltorb is a dangerous lead in Little Cup so I was very lucky to gain control of the match-up.
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Leader Enigma has entered the room.
KinglerDude24: >=)
tentaintcool switched in Croagunk (lvl 5 Croagunk ?).
tentaintcool: :/
KinglerDude24: I take back what I said stunky
tentaintcool: wow that's strong
KinglerDude24 switched in Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
Croagunk used Nasty Plot.
Croagunk's special attack was sharply raised.
Turn 3: Stunky quickly comes back against Croagunk. Zubat comes out to take on Croagunk as he Nasty Plots, indicating that Croagunk can't do anything to Zubat. I also make ammends to Stunky because that Voltorb kill was so cool and seeing Stunky kill anything in a competitive match is automatically amazing.
My Thoughts: Welcome back to another arousing rendition of "My Thoughts". Instead of thinking of the game at hand, I already have the game won in my mind. So I make a limmerick song in my head as I wait for tent to make a move...
"What could ever smell worse then a Stunky?
Except maybe for ODDish, nothing smells that Funky.
But netting a kill,
Against a Voltorb named Pill,
Makes you seem quite lubrant and Hunky."
(Voltorbs Nickname was pill but I removed all nicks.)
Reflection: Zubat was able to easily switch in which really helped me out. Again, I now know two members of his team although one is dead anyway. Croagunk is pretty much useless against Zubat as its best hope will be Sucker Punch. I am free to use Hypnosis now to take out a vital member of Team Tentaintcool.
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Croagunk used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Zubat used Hypnosis.
Croagunk fell asleep!
Turn 4: Plan goes off well, and I suppose he predicted I would use Aerial Ace or Brave Bird. Luckily, Zubat is a defensive Pokemon and had better things to do, so he wasnt really making me play defensively.
My Thoughts: "Haha Sucker, keep falling in my plans fool. But Zubat you actually have done your job so you can leave now."
Reflection: Not much happens here, but I do realize I have to bring in something to stay offensive. Once I am put on the defensive, I can easily lose. That is how Little Cup works...
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KinglerDude24 switched in Magby (lvl 5 Magby ?).
Croagunk is fast asleep!
Turn 5: Can I really say this is a turn? Anyway I bring in Magby on Croagunk, so I suppose he tried Sucker Punching again expecting an attack this time.
My Thoughts: "well uh...Is he really going to keep his Croagunk in on a Magby? Im laying down my Substitute just in case because ... well seriously, Croagunk is probably going to try Sucker punching again. Alright lets see exactly what you plan on doing tent"
Reflection: With SubPunch Magby in, I doubt he will see it coming before it is too late. Magby might be able to set up a sweep here which would really help. I also find it interesting that Magby fools so many people into thinking it is special. A Fun Fact: Magbys Attack > Special Attack. So really, you shouldnt be that surprised.
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Croagunk is fast asleep!
Magby used Substitute.
Magby lost 23% of its health.
Magby made a substitute!
Turn 6: Don't worry because now the action is really going to pick up. Anyway, Magby lays down his Substitute and Croagunk remains asleep but goes first. I think it is obvious that he is trying to Sucker Punch or use Vaccuum Wave.
My Thoughts: "one more turn and I can completely have the advantage. I must say that I absolutely hate Croagunk because I see him all the time annoying me to no end. Also tentaintcool I am making all my previous bad luck up on you so yeah ... you are about to experience PAIN.
Reflection: Obviously he is focused on actually hitting an attack with Croagunk now and it is most likely Vaccuum Wave to break my sub. I look at everything that has happened and I feel fairly confident.
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Croagunk is fast asleep!
Magby used Fire Punch.
A critical hit!
Croagunk lost 190% of its health.
tentaintcool's Croagunk fainted.
6-4 (KD24)
Turn 7: Man that sucks. Anyway Croagunk goes through another turn of sleep and I am sure tent is frustated with that. Perhaps he is getting a bit "tent"ative. hehe anyway I fire Punch and get a crit on top of that. It was going to do 95% of damage if it didn't crit so maybe that is a bit of unfair luck.
My Thoughts: "That was a very strategic and well placed move."
Reflection: That was a really lucky crit because he might have waken up next turn and broken my sub. I have to wonder what will come out next.
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KinglerDude24: lol
Dixie Normas has entered the room.
KinglerDude24: magby is awesome
tentaintcool: Meh, could stiwch anything in anyway
tentaintcool switched in Psyduck (lvl 5 Psyduck ?).
Magmortified: Magbyproduct.
Dixie Normas: thats my warstory magby
KinglerDude24: yeah
Psyduck used Surf.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Magby!
Magby's substitute faded!
Magby used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Psyduck lost 90% of its health.
Turn 8: Dixie comes into the room as tent makes a note about how anything could have come in on Croagunk. Unfortunately Psyduck comes in which is a major threat. With a high speed, attack, and special attack stat he easily outpaces me and breaks my sub with Surf. And whats worse is I don't OHKO with ThunderPunch.
My Thoughts: "What the hell...Am I getting owned by a duck? Man Surf will easily kill me next turn. Gotta get the hell outta there man"
Reflection: Psyduck is tough and is severely underestimated. Being able to absolutely stop all weather teams and OHKO most pokemon used in said weather teams. Although this is not a weather team, Magby is a pokemon commonly found in Sunny Day teams and meets the wrath of Psyduck.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Buizel (lvl 5 Buizel ?).
Psyduck used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Buizel lost 45% of its health.
Turn 9: Buizel comes in to take the expected Surf and OHKO Psyduck. Any Priority Move will work.
My Thoughts: "Ducks are so cool but they also are annoying man. Anyway tent I am so going to kick your ass with Buizel man. Yeah be jealous."
Reflection: Me and tent have been evenly matched so far but I have definitely held the advantage this match. Anyway I have to pretty much rely on Priority because Psyduck most likely has a Choice Scarf. As impressive as his speed is (Around 16-17) he will not outspeed Magby who has 18. So Buizel will quickly kill him.
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Dixie Normas: i used liechi on it too btw
KinglerDude24: thats what Im using
Dixie Normas: oh ok
Buizel used Quick Attack.
Psyduck lost 38% of its health.
tentaintcool's Psyduck fainted.
6-3 (KD24)
Turn 10: Quick Attack easily kills the duck so I must anticpate the next switch in. Things are really heating up.
My Thoughts: "The Duck stops here. Man Im so funny. I might write down some of my best one-liners to share with all of Smogon and Little Cup Forums."
Reflection: Although Psyduck is dead, I realize that many more threats are to come. Also I am now locked into Quick Attack so tent if you have a Gastly I am afraid I may have to kill you.
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Leader Enigma has left the room.
tentaintcool: Hm..
tentaintcool: i hate this team, KD :(
KinglerDude24: zubats an aweosme team
Dixie Normas: lol
tentaintcool: That Stunky is nicee
KinglerDude24: lol
tentaintcool switched in Murkrow (lvl 5 Murkrow ?).
KinglerDude24: (meant to say zubats an awesome lead)
Leader Enigma has entered the room.
Buizel used Quick Attack.
Murkrow lost 45% of its health.
Murkrow used Drill Peck.
Buizel lost 105% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Buizel fainted.
Murkrow lost 9% of its health.
5-3 (KD24)
Turn 11: Murkrow makes his appearance. Ok you know how common Murkrow is? He is like the Garchomp of LC. Well actually Gible is the Garchomp of LC but whatever. Murkrow is as common as them. Yeah that works. Anyway Murkrow easily kills me but I at least quickly get in my Quick Attack to lower his health. However I have a trick up my sleeve.
My Thoughts: "Buizel =( ... Good thing is I can bring in my secret weapon to totally take out Murkrow. I hope tent doesn't realize Murkrow is the biggest threat to this team =/"
Reflection: This opened up a chance for me to bring in ... Stunky. Murkrow destroyed Buizel who I would have liked to keep. Unfortunately I am big Murkrow weak and I needed a sacrifice. TAKE ME WITH YOU BUIZEL.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Stunky (lvl 5 Stunky ?).
Leader Enigma: buizel sux :D
Murkrow used Hidden Power.
Stunky lost 59% of its health.
Murkrow lost 9% of its health.
Stunky used Explosion.
Murkrow lost 409% of its health.
tentaintcool's Murkrow fainted.
KinglerDude24's Stunky fainted.
4-2 (KD24)
Turn 12: Explosion!
My Thoughts: "My God what an Explosion"
Reflection: ... Now that was an explosion. 409% damage means it did near 80HP worth. I think I just made a new best friend. Don't worry Stunky, your effort is not in vain.
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KinglerDude24: lol
tentaintcool: hehe
KinglerDude24: stunky is strong
Dixie Normas: hoot
Leader Enigma: ya
tentaintcool: 400%
KinglerDude24: murkrow completely killls this team btw
KinglerDude24 switched in Treecko (lvl 5 Treecko ?).
tentaintcool switched in Snover (lvl 5 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall!
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Treecko used Hidden Power.
Snover protected itself!
The hail continues to fall.
Treecko is pelted by hail!
Treecko lost 5% of its health.
Turn 13: Snover makes his first appearance as I bring in secret weapon Treecko. However I make a foolish mistake and attack instead of using Substitute. I was worried about Ice Shard too much though to risk it.
My Thoughts: "Snover ... Wait is this a Hail Team? man guess ODDish isnt the only Hail Whore =/ whatever this thing isnt that strong. If he has Sash + Swords Dance and Ice Shard I will seriously pop a cap open.
Reflection: Some people watching thought it was foolish to attack but I think it was a safe move just incase. I mean if he did Ice Shard i might have actually lost.
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Leader Enigma: hmmm
Snover used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Treecko lost 90% of its health.
Snover lost 9% of its health.
Treecko's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
Treecko used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 232% of its health.
tentaintcool's Snover fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Treecko is pelted by hail!
Treecko lost 5% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Treecko fainted.
3-1 (KD24)
Turn 14: SubPetaya Treecko is pretty good but unfortunately hail leaves him dead and down. Like Episode #_whatever_ where makuhita ruthlessly kicks treeckos ass. Best episode of hoenn era to be honest but ... Im not here to talk about pokemon anime. No I am here to say that snover just kicked my ass and things are getting tense. However I have an advanatage of 3-1...
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Leader Enigma: snover wins :D
hybridherp has entered the room.
tentaintcool: no
tentaintcool: lol
KinglerDude24 switched in Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
tentaintcool switched in Diglett (lvl 5 Diglett ?).
Leader Enigma: lool
Leader Enigma: i wana LC too
KinglerDude24: man treeko I knew you would suck
hybridherp has left the room.
Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Zubat lost 91% of its health.
Zubat's Oran Berry restored health!
Zubat restored 43% of its health.
Zubat used Hypnosis.
Zubat's attack missed!
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
Zubat is pelted by hail!
Zubat lost 4% of its health.
Turn 15: Gotta love it when Hypnosis misses. Also what the hell? He has diglett? I wonder why he does not bring it in on Stunky earlier and I guess he forgot he even had it or something. Or he was afraid of Zubat wrecking havoc earlier. However Zubat is really in trouble now though because Diglett just completely fudged me up.
My Thoughts: Another Song from KD24...
"Oh zubat yes you zubat, you worthless piece of crap
You missed the move of the match and turned me into sap
And now I have to hope that they dont make fun of my bad rap
Why couldnt you hit your sleep move?, now youve made me snap"
Reflection: That pisses me off so much and now Koffing has replaced Zubat. Yes Smogon I am representing us loud and proud with Koffing over worthless Zubat.
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Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Zubat lost 91% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Zubat fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
2-1 (Tied)
Turn 16: Zubat dies roflmao
My Thoughts: "tent I swear if I lose to you I will do something drastic and completely unneccesary"
Reflection: Zubat is dead because of Hypnosis missing, and obviously this Diglett is Choiced because it risked Rock Slide and did not use Aerial Ace.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Magby (lvl 5 Magby ?).
Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Magby lost 95% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Magby fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
1-1
Turn 17: I decide to bring in Magby so I can hope for a miss and kill with Fire Punch. Unfortunately his luck holds up and kills me with Rock Slide...
My Thoughts: "Magby, you served me well but man now its 1-1. Can't Rock Slide miss?"
Reflection: ... Wella actually my reflection here in a combination of my thoughts and the turn description lol
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KinglerDude24 switched in Gastly (lvl 5 Gastly ?).
KinglerDude24: uhoh
KinglerDude24: are you scarfed?
Leader Enigma: OMG
tentaintcool: yes
KinglerDude24: shit
tentaintcool: unfortunately
Leader Enigma: ><
KinglerDude24: I hope rock slide doesnt flinch
Leader Enigma: lol
I AM WAY TOO BUSY TO RUN DAMAGE CALCS HERE. HOWEVER THE FOLLOWING COULD HAPPEN:
1. Diglett gets a Critical Hit and OHKOs me with Rock Slide
2. Diglett flinches me with Rock Slide
3. Diglett has invested entirely in SpD and HP to survive Energy Ball..
4. Everything happens like it should and I win.
Highlight each line one line at a time to see the thrilling conclusion >=)
Diglett used Rock Slide.
Gastly lost 50% of its health.
Gastly used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Diglett lost 139% of its health.
tentaintcool's Diglett fainted.
KinglerDude24 wins!
KinglerDude24: haha
KinglerDude24: good game
Magmortified has left the room.
1-0 (KD24)
KinglerDude24: I cant believe how that match ended =/
tentaintcool: gg
tentaintcool: :)
Leader Enigma: LC?
Props:
- Stunky the great Revenge killer
- Exciting Conclusion
- LC matches are amazing
Slops:
- He should have brought in Diglett to kill Stunky but I have no idea why he did not.
- ZUBAT
- ZUBAT
- I totally ripped off Articanus for the ending =/
- This took me 4 hours to write but then again thats not a slop. Its my dedication to make sure you guys get warstories you can enjoy...
I hope you guys liked this style but Im not going to be doing it this way much because I feel kind of uncomfortable with it.
So if you hate excitement, cool Pokemon such as Stunky and Magby, and sudden twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat ... turn back now.
Now then I will be trying to do this a lot differently from my past warstories so Im really sorry if it doesnt sit well with you guys. Also, I am fully aware that I just wrote a 4.5 star warstory a week ago, so yeah it is going to be hard to top that and it might make this one look bad but I will try and give you guys the entertainment you deserve.
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BACKSTORY: On DougJustDoug's CAP Server is where I stand. However I am not intent on using the CAP Pokemon here today. No, Dougs is also home to LC battles and some of the most intense ones you will ever see. Watching one LC battle will instantly get you hooked. Anyway I was sitting at my desk looking at the main chat when I saw Stunky come up. Seeing as how Stunky is really just the definition of cool, I decided to build a new team. Now going into Team Builder I quickly made the team and got to my last Pokemon: Stunky. Excited to quickly make an outstanding moveset for him, I quickly see something that makes my heart sinks...Stunky SUCKS!
So with TriplePirates words I say to myself. ...Fine, I guess I can use him. Creating a Moveset of Pursuit, Crunch, Fire Blast, Explosion I hope for the best.
CHALLENGE: Well, with my new team completed I must find a suitable challenge. Now I realize my team is not going to be the most effective team out there so I have to make sure I can find a good opponent and learn what I must fix. I quickly see Dixie and Tentaintcool, 2 of the best LC players, standing (or sitting I guess) in DJD's server. I remember Tent beating SkarmBlissCounter and decide I must try and avenge my friend.
With my demand in the air, tent challenges me under the standard rules of battling.
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle, Homo Team Clause
Rules: woah woah woah wait a second. Tentaintcool is using his trademark "homo" clause? What this means is that tent is most likely using a standard team of Pokemon that I have grown to dislike seeing. How I know this I do not know but I'm getting wierd vibes here...All the other rules are the same... (Also there is no such thing as Homo Team Clause, I'm using it to make fun of his standard team, so dont go on Dougs Server thinking there is >_>)
KD24s Team of Major AWESOMENESS:
and ... tents team (Which is actually well built):
KinglerDude24 sent out Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
tentaintcool sent out Voltorb (lvl 5 Voltorb).
Magmortified has entered the room.
KinglerDude24 switched in Stunky (lvl 5 Stunky ?).
Voltorb used Taunt.
Stunky fell for the taunt!
Turn 1: Alright you guys have to realize here that my team is really strange for LC play. Its half BL and half OU. It's also very cool but anyway on to the turn. So yeah what happens here is I start with my Zubat (Who I am changing to Koffing because Koffing is so much cooler) and he starts with Voltorb. My poor little Zubat is holding an Oran Berry though and not a Focus Sash like most. I quickly switch to Stunky though since Voltorb would obviously taunt. No one wants zubat to actually live with Focus Sash (Although remember, unbeknownst to tentaintcool, mine holds an Oran Berry) and then be slept with Hypnosis. Also I sadly found out how slow Zubat really is. Seriously grow a pair and start racing Crobat because you are tied with the speed of Stunky at the moment.
My Thoughts: "How ridiculous is this? Man, I have to switch to Stunky since I don't want Voltorb kicking poor little Zubats ass. Time to formulate a plan ... alright, I will simply try to mess up his strategy with some hardcore Stunky violence. Please don't thunderbolt, please don't thunderbolt..."
Reflection: I really didn't like seeing this Voltorb lead to be honest but I am very thankful he decided to Taunt and not use Thunderbolt. To be honest, I still think Stunky absolutely sucks, but he is the closest thing I have to a Voltorb counter so I must make due with him.
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Stunky used Pursuit.
Voltorb lost 105% of its health.
tentaintcool's Voltorb fainted.
6-5 (KD24)
Turn 2: Incredibly Stunky strikes back with Pursuit and delivers an early OHKO. Either Voltorb was switching which allowed me to go first, or he was just held up by Stunky's gassy fumes I will never know but what I do know is that Zubat is free to roam around for a bit.
My Thoughts: "That was like a win-lose moment. Stunky correctly predicted a switch and got a free kill but now he will easily die to a Diglett if one roams in. Man, Diglett scares the fudge out of me and I really would hate to lose one of my teammates early. Don't have a Diglett or I might cry."
Reflection: Well ... Stunky actually didn't perform too bad. A quick easy kill that resulted in a ohko. And without a scratch on him. Voltorb is one of the many weaknesses to this team so an early advantage never hurts. Kids remember, Voltorb is a dangerous lead in Little Cup so I was very lucky to gain control of the match-up.
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Leader Enigma has entered the room.
KinglerDude24: >=)
tentaintcool switched in Croagunk (lvl 5 Croagunk ?).
tentaintcool: :/
KinglerDude24: I take back what I said stunky
tentaintcool: wow that's strong
KinglerDude24 switched in Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
Croagunk used Nasty Plot.
Croagunk's special attack was sharply raised.
Turn 3: Stunky quickly comes back against Croagunk. Zubat comes out to take on Croagunk as he Nasty Plots, indicating that Croagunk can't do anything to Zubat. I also make ammends to Stunky because that Voltorb kill was so cool and seeing Stunky kill anything in a competitive match is automatically amazing.
My Thoughts: Welcome back to another arousing rendition of "My Thoughts". Instead of thinking of the game at hand, I already have the game won in my mind. So I make a limmerick song in my head as I wait for tent to make a move...
"What could ever smell worse then a Stunky?
Except maybe for ODDish, nothing smells that Funky.
But netting a kill,
Against a Voltorb named Pill,
Makes you seem quite lubrant and Hunky."
(Voltorbs Nickname was pill but I removed all nicks.)
Reflection: Zubat was able to easily switch in which really helped me out. Again, I now know two members of his team although one is dead anyway. Croagunk is pretty much useless against Zubat as its best hope will be Sucker Punch. I am free to use Hypnosis now to take out a vital member of Team Tentaintcool.
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Croagunk used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Zubat used Hypnosis.
Croagunk fell asleep!
Turn 4: Plan goes off well, and I suppose he predicted I would use Aerial Ace or Brave Bird. Luckily, Zubat is a defensive Pokemon and had better things to do, so he wasnt really making me play defensively.
My Thoughts: "Haha Sucker, keep falling in my plans fool. But Zubat you actually have done your job so you can leave now."
Reflection: Not much happens here, but I do realize I have to bring in something to stay offensive. Once I am put on the defensive, I can easily lose. That is how Little Cup works...
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KinglerDude24 switched in Magby (lvl 5 Magby ?).
Croagunk is fast asleep!
Turn 5: Can I really say this is a turn? Anyway I bring in Magby on Croagunk, so I suppose he tried Sucker Punching again expecting an attack this time.
My Thoughts: "well uh...Is he really going to keep his Croagunk in on a Magby? Im laying down my Substitute just in case because ... well seriously, Croagunk is probably going to try Sucker punching again. Alright lets see exactly what you plan on doing tent"
Reflection: With SubPunch Magby in, I doubt he will see it coming before it is too late. Magby might be able to set up a sweep here which would really help. I also find it interesting that Magby fools so many people into thinking it is special. A Fun Fact: Magbys Attack > Special Attack. So really, you shouldnt be that surprised.
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Croagunk is fast asleep!
Magby used Substitute.
Magby lost 23% of its health.
Magby made a substitute!
Turn 6: Don't worry because now the action is really going to pick up. Anyway, Magby lays down his Substitute and Croagunk remains asleep but goes first. I think it is obvious that he is trying to Sucker Punch or use Vaccuum Wave.
My Thoughts: "one more turn and I can completely have the advantage. I must say that I absolutely hate Croagunk because I see him all the time annoying me to no end. Also tentaintcool I am making all my previous bad luck up on you so yeah ... you are about to experience PAIN.
Reflection: Obviously he is focused on actually hitting an attack with Croagunk now and it is most likely Vaccuum Wave to break my sub. I look at everything that has happened and I feel fairly confident.
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Croagunk is fast asleep!
Magby used Fire Punch.
A critical hit!
Croagunk lost 190% of its health.
tentaintcool's Croagunk fainted.
6-4 (KD24)
Turn 7: Man that sucks. Anyway Croagunk goes through another turn of sleep and I am sure tent is frustated with that. Perhaps he is getting a bit "tent"ative. hehe anyway I fire Punch and get a crit on top of that. It was going to do 95% of damage if it didn't crit so maybe that is a bit of unfair luck.
My Thoughts: "That was a very strategic and well placed move."
Reflection: That was a really lucky crit because he might have waken up next turn and broken my sub. I have to wonder what will come out next.
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KinglerDude24: lol
Dixie Normas has entered the room.
KinglerDude24: magby is awesome
tentaintcool: Meh, could stiwch anything in anyway
tentaintcool switched in Psyduck (lvl 5 Psyduck ?).
Magmortified: Magbyproduct.
Dixie Normas: thats my warstory magby
KinglerDude24: yeah
Psyduck used Surf.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Magby!
Magby's substitute faded!
Magby used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Psyduck lost 90% of its health.
Turn 8: Dixie comes into the room as tent makes a note about how anything could have come in on Croagunk. Unfortunately Psyduck comes in which is a major threat. With a high speed, attack, and special attack stat he easily outpaces me and breaks my sub with Surf. And whats worse is I don't OHKO with ThunderPunch.
My Thoughts: "What the hell...Am I getting owned by a duck? Man Surf will easily kill me next turn. Gotta get the hell outta there man"
Reflection: Psyduck is tough and is severely underestimated. Being able to absolutely stop all weather teams and OHKO most pokemon used in said weather teams. Although this is not a weather team, Magby is a pokemon commonly found in Sunny Day teams and meets the wrath of Psyduck.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Buizel (lvl 5 Buizel ?).
Psyduck used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Buizel lost 45% of its health.
Turn 9: Buizel comes in to take the expected Surf and OHKO Psyduck. Any Priority Move will work.
My Thoughts: "Ducks are so cool but they also are annoying man. Anyway tent I am so going to kick your ass with Buizel man. Yeah be jealous."
Reflection: Me and tent have been evenly matched so far but I have definitely held the advantage this match. Anyway I have to pretty much rely on Priority because Psyduck most likely has a Choice Scarf. As impressive as his speed is (Around 16-17) he will not outspeed Magby who has 18. So Buizel will quickly kill him.
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Dixie Normas: i used liechi on it too btw
KinglerDude24: thats what Im using
Dixie Normas: oh ok
Buizel used Quick Attack.
Psyduck lost 38% of its health.
tentaintcool's Psyduck fainted.
6-3 (KD24)
Turn 10: Quick Attack easily kills the duck so I must anticpate the next switch in. Things are really heating up.
My Thoughts: "The Duck stops here. Man Im so funny. I might write down some of my best one-liners to share with all of Smogon and Little Cup Forums."
Reflection: Although Psyduck is dead, I realize that many more threats are to come. Also I am now locked into Quick Attack so tent if you have a Gastly I am afraid I may have to kill you.
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Leader Enigma has left the room.
tentaintcool: Hm..
tentaintcool: i hate this team, KD :(
KinglerDude24: zubats an aweosme team
Dixie Normas: lol
tentaintcool: That Stunky is nicee
KinglerDude24: lol
tentaintcool switched in Murkrow (lvl 5 Murkrow ?).
KinglerDude24: (meant to say zubats an awesome lead)
Leader Enigma has entered the room.
Buizel used Quick Attack.
Murkrow lost 45% of its health.
Murkrow used Drill Peck.
Buizel lost 105% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Buizel fainted.
Murkrow lost 9% of its health.
5-3 (KD24)
Turn 11: Murkrow makes his appearance. Ok you know how common Murkrow is? He is like the Garchomp of LC. Well actually Gible is the Garchomp of LC but whatever. Murkrow is as common as them. Yeah that works. Anyway Murkrow easily kills me but I at least quickly get in my Quick Attack to lower his health. However I have a trick up my sleeve.
My Thoughts: "Buizel =( ... Good thing is I can bring in my secret weapon to totally take out Murkrow. I hope tent doesn't realize Murkrow is the biggest threat to this team =/"
Reflection: This opened up a chance for me to bring in ... Stunky. Murkrow destroyed Buizel who I would have liked to keep. Unfortunately I am big Murkrow weak and I needed a sacrifice. TAKE ME WITH YOU BUIZEL.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Stunky (lvl 5 Stunky ?).
Leader Enigma: buizel sux :D
Murkrow used Hidden Power.
Stunky lost 59% of its health.
Murkrow lost 9% of its health.
Stunky used Explosion.
Murkrow lost 409% of its health.
tentaintcool's Murkrow fainted.
KinglerDude24's Stunky fainted.
4-2 (KD24)
Turn 12: Explosion!
My Thoughts: "My God what an Explosion"
Reflection: ... Now that was an explosion. 409% damage means it did near 80HP worth. I think I just made a new best friend. Don't worry Stunky, your effort is not in vain.
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KinglerDude24: lol
tentaintcool: hehe
KinglerDude24: stunky is strong
Dixie Normas: hoot
Leader Enigma: ya
tentaintcool: 400%
KinglerDude24: murkrow completely killls this team btw
KinglerDude24 switched in Treecko (lvl 5 Treecko ?).
tentaintcool switched in Snover (lvl 5 Snover ?).
Snover's Snow Warning whipped up a hailstorm!
Hail began to fall!
Snover used Protect.
Snover protected itself!
Treecko used Hidden Power.
Snover protected itself!
The hail continues to fall.
Treecko is pelted by hail!
Treecko lost 5% of its health.
Turn 13: Snover makes his first appearance as I bring in secret weapon Treecko. However I make a foolish mistake and attack instead of using Substitute. I was worried about Ice Shard too much though to risk it.
My Thoughts: "Snover ... Wait is this a Hail Team? man guess ODDish isnt the only Hail Whore =/ whatever this thing isnt that strong. If he has Sash + Swords Dance and Ice Shard I will seriously pop a cap open.
Reflection: Some people watching thought it was foolish to attack but I think it was a safe move just incase. I mean if he did Ice Shard i might have actually lost.
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Leader Enigma: hmmm
Snover used Ice Shard.
It's super effective!
Treecko lost 90% of its health.
Snover lost 9% of its health.
Treecko's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
Treecko used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Snover lost 232% of its health.
tentaintcool's Snover fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Treecko is pelted by hail!
Treecko lost 5% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Treecko fainted.
3-1 (KD24)
Turn 14: SubPetaya Treecko is pretty good but unfortunately hail leaves him dead and down. Like Episode #_whatever_ where makuhita ruthlessly kicks treeckos ass. Best episode of hoenn era to be honest but ... Im not here to talk about pokemon anime. No I am here to say that snover just kicked my ass and things are getting tense. However I have an advanatage of 3-1...
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Leader Enigma: snover wins :D
hybridherp has entered the room.
tentaintcool: no
tentaintcool: lol
KinglerDude24 switched in Zubat (lvl 5 Zubat ?).
tentaintcool switched in Diglett (lvl 5 Diglett ?).
Leader Enigma: lool
Leader Enigma: i wana LC too
KinglerDude24: man treeko I knew you would suck
hybridherp has left the room.
Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Zubat lost 91% of its health.
Zubat's Oran Berry restored health!
Zubat restored 43% of its health.
Zubat used Hypnosis.
Zubat's attack missed!
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
Zubat is pelted by hail!
Zubat lost 4% of its health.
Turn 15: Gotta love it when Hypnosis misses. Also what the hell? He has diglett? I wonder why he does not bring it in on Stunky earlier and I guess he forgot he even had it or something. Or he was afraid of Zubat wrecking havoc earlier. However Zubat is really in trouble now though because Diglett just completely fudged me up.
My Thoughts: Another Song from KD24...
"Oh zubat yes you zubat, you worthless piece of crap
You missed the move of the match and turned me into sap
And now I have to hope that they dont make fun of my bad rap
Why couldnt you hit your sleep move?, now youve made me snap"
Reflection: That pisses me off so much and now Koffing has replaced Zubat. Yes Smogon I am representing us loud and proud with Koffing over worthless Zubat.
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Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Zubat lost 91% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Zubat fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
2-1 (Tied)
Turn 16: Zubat dies roflmao
My Thoughts: "tent I swear if I lose to you I will do something drastic and completely unneccesary"
Reflection: Zubat is dead because of Hypnosis missing, and obviously this Diglett is Choiced because it risked Rock Slide and did not use Aerial Ace.
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KinglerDude24 switched in Magby (lvl 5 Magby ?).
Diglett used Rock Slide.
It's super effective!
Magby lost 95% of its health.
KinglerDude24's Magby fainted.
The hail continues to fall.
Diglett is pelted by hail!
Diglett lost 6% of its health.
1-1
Turn 17: I decide to bring in Magby so I can hope for a miss and kill with Fire Punch. Unfortunately his luck holds up and kills me with Rock Slide...
My Thoughts: "Magby, you served me well but man now its 1-1. Can't Rock Slide miss?"
Reflection: ... Wella actually my reflection here in a combination of my thoughts and the turn description lol
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KinglerDude24 switched in Gastly (lvl 5 Gastly ?).
KinglerDude24: uhoh
KinglerDude24: are you scarfed?
Leader Enigma: OMG
tentaintcool: yes
KinglerDude24: shit
tentaintcool: unfortunately
Leader Enigma: ><
KinglerDude24: I hope rock slide doesnt flinch
Leader Enigma: lol
I AM WAY TOO BUSY TO RUN DAMAGE CALCS HERE. HOWEVER THE FOLLOWING COULD HAPPEN:
1. Diglett gets a Critical Hit and OHKOs me with Rock Slide
2. Diglett flinches me with Rock Slide
3. Diglett has invested entirely in SpD and HP to survive Energy Ball..
4. Everything happens like it should and I win.
Highlight each line one line at a time to see the thrilling conclusion >=)
Diglett used Rock Slide.
Gastly lost 50% of its health.
Gastly used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Diglett lost 139% of its health.
tentaintcool's Diglett fainted.
KinglerDude24 wins!
KinglerDude24: haha
KinglerDude24: good game
Magmortified has left the room.
1-0 (KD24)
KinglerDude24: I cant believe how that match ended =/
tentaintcool: gg
tentaintcool: :)
Leader Enigma: LC?
Props:
- Stunky the great Revenge killer
- Exciting Conclusion
- LC matches are amazing
Slops:
- He should have brought in Diglett to kill Stunky but I have no idea why he did not.
- ZUBAT
- ZUBAT
- I totally ripped off Articanus for the ending =/
- This took me 4 hours to write but then again thats not a slop. Its my dedication to make sure you guys get warstories you can enjoy...
I hope you guys liked this style but Im not going to be doing it this way much because I feel kind of uncomfortable with it.
