Smogon Haxball Tournament- Round 1

Johann · Jan 2nd, 2011, 2:48:38 PM

Approved by gmax

http://haxball.appspot.com/

Welcome to the tournament.

Rules:
1. This is a 2v2 direct elimination tournament
2. There is no rule 2
3. All four players must agree on a time to play.
4. When creating a room make it password protected with the password always being: Smogon
5. Matches will be best 2 out of 3, 5 point/5 minute games. One member from the winning team will post the score (ex. Team red over Team blue 2-0) and one member from the losing team will have to confirm this
6. Use arrow keys to move and x to kick
7. It is good to play some games on the site to practice and beware of the lag :<
8. All teams require a mascot
9. Due to disputes about the red color having an advantage, after the first game the teams must switch colors. If you go into a 3rd game, decide amongst yourselves which team gets which color.

Teams:

Johann/Goldenknight - Team Cute | Mascot: Baby snow tiger
reyscarface/Nook - Team Crackfuck | Mascot: John Mayer
Fishy/Phiddlesticks - TEAM ALICE | Mascot: Alice
StevenSnype/undisputed - Team Black ops | Mascot: Frank Woods
THE IRON KENYAN/Captkirby - Team Teamwreck | Mascot:

Crux/RamblinWreck - Team RAMBLINCRUX | Mascot: A Tyrannosaurus Rex
Destiny Warrior/LonelyNess - Team DestinyNess | Mascot: Boats and Hoes
Kharozz/DaLetterEl - Team Flex to the Right | Mascot: John Wall
Zystral/Seven Deadly Sins - Team Undefined Fantastic Object | Mascot: Kogasa
HD/tennisace - Team Buttplug | Mascot: Buttplug man
Rodan./kd24 - Team Shaqbeaters | Mascot: BIG SHOW
Vineon/wer - Team Tabernak | Mascot: This is not a pipe
Mountain Dewgong/Max - Team Keyblade | Mascot: Matthew McConaughey
Mekkah/dak - Team Screw Earthworm | Mascot: Council LAD evan

Finally, the bracket (randomly placed, yes i know 2 teams get a bye):

...

You all have one week to get your matches done.

Have fun!

CaptKirby · Jan 2nd, 2011, 7:44:32 PM

just like team alice is not team team alice we are merely teamwreck, as we will wreck all teams

Johann · Jan 2nd, 2011, 7:44:54 PM

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

Everybody was relaxing and preparing for the matches when all of a sudden a team walks through the door.

"Sorry we're late." Said Team New Nigs on the Block, composed of uragg and delta2777. "I hope we can still compete, our mascot is grimace btw." Johann, being the kind gentleman he is, let them compete and put them against one of the teams that got a bye.

Team New Nigs on the Block (uragg and delta2777) will be playing against Team DestinyNess.

CaptKirby · Jan 3rd, 2011, 3:20:49 PM

okay 2v1 I got 5-4 against Fishy+Wer; in other words T.I.K. and I are winning all this shit.

(help someone else trash talk back!! Fishy????????)

HD · Jan 3rd, 2011, 4:28:41 PM

gg team wreck

team buttplog lost

CaptKirby · Jan 3rd, 2011, 4:45:52 PM

won 5-0 5-2 5-1, all blue just like One Piece baby

Da Letter El · Jan 3rd, 2011, 6:00:56 PM

We won our game

gg bye

Chill Murray · Jan 5th, 2011, 8:49:37 PM

Team Tabarnak wins, 5-0 4-1

undisputed · Jan 5th, 2011, 8:51:51 PM

Yeah we lost. gg!

Crux · Jan 6th, 2011, 1:16:55 AM

Lost to team FAGS, I mean Max and MD 2-1.

GG BTW

Mountain Dewgong · Jan 6th, 2011, 1:16:58 AM

Max lagged so I beat Ramblinwreck and Crux pretty much single-handedly.

Good game lads.

CaptKirby · Jan 6th, 2011, 1:28:29 AM

teams should alternate hosting every game and then fuck if I know what to do for the third game, but one can only make it so fair (team with more goals in first two matches hosts third, other team gets to be red?)

Max · Jan 11th, 2011, 9:50:27 AM

So how's this going...

Da Letter El · Jan 11th, 2011, 10:09:58 AM

Got my match done

dunno about other people

Johann · Jan 11th, 2011, 4:39:19 PM

I'm canceling this due to the lack of interest. Sorry for wasting your time. :(

CaptKirby · Jan 11th, 2011, 5:16:43 PM

everyone was too afraid

THE_IRON_KENYAN · Jan 11th, 2011, 5:25:26 PM

you were a terrible partner ck, you put me on ignore when I was trying to get practice rounds going so that we could be prepared for the next match

Da Letter El · Jan 11th, 2011, 5:25:37 PM

As the first team to finish our match, i do believe we should be considered the victors, especially when we were the last seeded team. Y'all haters got owned.

FLEX TO THA RIGHT

Max · Jan 11th, 2011, 10:16:42 PM

Might be easier to hold a 1v1 tourney sometime!

CaptKirby · Jan 12th, 2011, 6:25:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat THE_IRON_KENYAN

you were a terrible partner ck, you put me on ignore when I was trying to get practice rounds going so that we could be prepared for the next match

I never put you on ignore until yesterday, when you knew haxball was canceled and decided to start getting people to troll me along with yourself.

Jan 2nd, 2011, 2:48:38 PM	#1
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	Smogon Haxball Tournament- Round 1 Approved by gmax http://haxball.appspot.com/ Welcome to the tournament. Rules: 1. This is a 2v2 direct elimination tournament 2. There is no rule 2 3. All four players must agree on a time to play. 4. When creating a room make it password protected with the password always being: Smogon 5. Matches will be best 2 out of 3, 5 point/5 minute games. One member from the winning team will post the score (ex. Team red over Team blue 2-0) and one member from the losing team will have to confirm this 6. Use arrow keys to move and x to kick 7. It is good to play some games on the site to practice and beware of the lag :< 8. All teams require a mascot 9. Due to disputes about the red color having an advantage, after the first game the teams must switch colors. If you go into a 3rd game, decide amongst yourselves which team gets which color. Teams: Johann/Goldenknight - Team Cute \| Mascot: Baby snow tiger reyscarface/Nook - Team Crackfuck \| Mascot: John Mayer Fishy/Phiddlesticks - TEAM ALICE \| Mascot: Alice StevenSnype/undisputed - Team Black ops \| Mascot: Frank Woods THE IRON KENYAN/Captkirby - Team Teamwreck \| Mascot: Crux/RamblinWreck - Team RAMBLINCRUX \| Mascot: A Tyrannosaurus Rex Destiny Warrior/LonelyNess - Team DestinyNess \| Mascot: Boats and Hoes Kharozz/DaLetterEl - Team Flex to the Right \| Mascot: John Wall Zystral/Seven Deadly Sins - Team Undefined Fantastic Object \| Mascot: Kogasa HD/tennisace - Team Buttplug \| Mascot: Buttplug man Rodan./kd24 - Team Shaqbeaters \| Mascot: BIG SHOW Vineon/wer - Team Tabernak \| Mascot: This is not a pipe Mountain Dewgong/Max - Team Keyblade \| Mascot: Matthew McConaughey Mekkah/dak - Team Screw Earthworm \| Mascot: Council LAD evan Finally, the bracket (randomly placed, yes i know 2 teams get a bye): ... You all have one week to get your matches done. Have fun! __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jan 2nd, 2011, 7:44:32 PM	#2
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	just like team alice is not team team alice we are merely teamwreck, as we will wreck all teams __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers...

Jan 2nd, 2011, 7:44:54 PM	#3
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	A CHALLENGER APPROACHES Everybody was relaxing and preparing for the matches when all of a sudden a team walks through the door. "Sorry we're late." Said Team New Nigs on the Block, composed of uragg and delta2777. "I hope we can still compete, our mascot is grimace btw." Johann, being the kind gentleman he is, let them compete and put them against one of the teams that got a bye. Team New Nigs on the Block (uragg and delta2777) will be playing against Team DestinyNess. __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jan 3rd, 2011, 3:20:49 PM	#4
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	okay 2v1 I got 5-4 against Fishy+Wer; in other words T.I.K. and I are winning all this shit. (help someone else trash talk back!! Fishy????????) __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers...

Jan 3rd, 2011, 4:28:41 PM	#5
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,355	gg team wreck team buttplog lost __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Jan 3rd, 2011, 4:45:52 PM	#6
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	won 5-0 5-2 5-1, all blue just like One Piece baby __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers...

Jan 3rd, 2011, 6:00:56 PM	#7
Da Letter El Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,901	We won our game gg bye __________________ [01:05] <DixieNormous> Rodan x pookar: Just Do It

Jan 5th, 2011, 8:49:37 PM	#8
Chill Murray get well soon jacoby... Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,451 Take it slow, bro	Team Tabarnak wins, 5-0 4-1 __________________ too many hands on my time too many feelings too many things on my mind

Jan 5th, 2011, 8:51:51 PM	#9
undisputed The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,044 Came by a fork in the road, and went straight	Yeah we lost. gg! __________________

Jan 6th, 2011, 1:16:55 AM	#10
Crux Rawrr Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 940	Lost to team FAGS, I mean Max and MD 2-1. GG BTW

Jan 6th, 2011, 1:28:29 AM	#12
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	teams should alternate hosting every game and then fuck if I know what to do for the third game, but one can only make it so fair (team with more goals in first two matches hosts third, other team gets to be red?) __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers...

Jan 11th, 2011, 9:50:27 AM	#13
Max yadig Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,375 Maryland	So how's this going...

Jan 11th, 2011, 10:09:58 AM	#14
Da Letter El Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,901	Got my match done dunno about other people __________________ [01:05] <DixieNormous> Rodan x pookar: Just Do It

Jan 11th, 2011, 4:39:19 PM	#15
Johann Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 558 Achilles	I'm canceling this due to the lack of interest. Sorry for wasting your time. :( __________________ [20:39:26] <HD> civil war diplo [20:39:30] <HD> brit vs america art?

Jan 11th, 2011, 5:16:43 PM	#16
CaptKirby Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,688 on a branch, sleepin' till it's night	everyone was too afraid __________________ Elsewhere, a somewhat startled Warren Worthington III finds that he has accidentally wandered into an electrified east-side world of post-twist teens and watsui-ing teeny-boppers...

Jan 11th, 2011, 5:25:26 PM	#17
THE_IRON_KENYAN Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,557 TEBOW TIME	you were a terrible partner ck, you put me on ignore when I was trying to get practice rounds going so that we could be prepared for the next match __________________ Only on smogon

Jan 11th, 2011, 5:25:37 PM	#18
Da Letter El Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,901	As the first team to finish our match, i do believe we should be considered the victors, especially when we were the last seeded team. Y'all haters got owned. FLEX TO THA RIGHT __________________ [01:05] <DixieNormous> Rodan x pookar: Just Do It

Jan 11th, 2011, 10:16:42 PM	#19
Max yadig Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,375 Maryland	Might be easier to hold a 1v1 tourney sometime!