ASB Highlight Match (Match 6 - 11/24/13) Take Two! (Objection vs. Pwnemon)

[The Wanderer]

ASB HIGHLIGHT MATCH
HLM #6 - TAKE TWO | WEEK OF 11 / 24 / 13

♫FOX NFL theme VULPIX ASB theme
Welcome, one and all, to the greatest semestral spectacle of ASB talent: the ASB Highlight Match! Highlight matches pit two of the top ASB players against each other for all to see! These matches will test the skills of the players chosen, and will give us a chance to see who comes out on top! Best of all, YOU are the one who gets to choose the participants! That's right, you will be voting on who gets to play who in these matches. It's a fun time for both the players and the spectators. You don't want to miss this battle, folks!​

BATTLE NAME: Double the pain, double the fun (6th Gen Version).

Format: 4v4
Style: DOUBLES
Chills/Recovery: 2 chills / 5 recoveries
Disqualification: 3 Day DQ / 4 Day Ref DQ (doubles are harder)
Switch Rules: OK
Item Rules: On
Ability Rules: All
Arena: ASB Tournament Arena
Mega Evolutions: To be decided by the players. If no agreement is reached, it will be 0.

6th Gen rules, if that wasn't obvious enough.

Prizes consist of normal battle counters (that's 2 CC per trainer and 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and any gained KO Counters per participating Pokemon). The winner receives 2 UC to spend as well and, of course, will be recorded as a Highlight Match winner!

Now then...let's meet tonight's warriors, shall we?​

In the blue corner, we have Objection and his band of Disney villains! STABwise, this team seems to have the upper hand, causing a real mess of things for Pwnemon's squad! Pay close attention to Scar in particular; With a nearly full movepool and a faster prankster, this wicked uncle of a Tomohawk's gonna be shutting down a lot of foes!

Jafar the Gliscor

Gliscor [Jafar] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+Attack, -Special Attack)
Type: Ground/Flying
Abilities: Hyper Cutter / Sand Veil / Poison Heal (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 5
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 95
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 1
AC: 5/5

Attacks (38):

Level-up
Poison Sting
Sand Attack
Harden
Knock Off
Quick Attack
Fury Cutter
Feint Attack
Swords Dance
Acrobatics
Thunder Fang
Fire Fang
Ice Fang
Poison Jab
Screech
U-turn
Guillotine
Sky Uppercut

Egg
Metal Claw
Night Slash
Wing Attack
Baton Pass
Agility
Rock Climb

TM/HM
Earthquake
Stone Edge
X-Scissor
Roost
Taunt
Dig
Substitute
Torment
Protect
Double Team
Stealth Rock
Aerial Ace
Rock Slide

Tutor
Sky Attack
Aqua Tail

Other

Scar the Tomohawk

Tomohawk [Scar] (M)
Nature: Modest (+Special Attack, -Attack)
Type: Flying/Fighting
Abilities: Intimidate / Prankster / Justified (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 85
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (80):

Level-up
Fury Swipes
Harden
Focus Energy
Rock Smash
Roar
Sunny Day
Aura Sphere
Aerial Ace
Morning Sun
Whirlwind
Air Slash
Earth Power
Healing Wish
Rain Dance
Heat Wave
Hurricane
Scratch
Work Up
Submission
Hyper Voice
Superpower
Rest
Retaliate
Sky Drop

Egg
Baton Pass
Roost
Yawn
Nature Power
Stealth Rock
Rapid Spin
Haze
Confuse Ray
Memento

TM/HM
Toxic
Bulk Up
Taunt
Substitute
Safeguard
Quash
Solar Beam
Reflect
Swagger
Focus Blast
Hidden Power Ice
Protect
Double Team
Grass Knot
Hyper Beam
Flash
Strength
Fly
Frustration
Return
Brick Break
Facade
Rock Tomb
Attract
Thief
Round
Echoed Voice
False Swipe
Fling
Retaliate
Bulldoze
Rock Slide
Earthquake
Incinerate
Acrobatics
Giga Impact

Tutor
After You
Bounce
Covet
Drain Punch
Iron Tail
Last Resort
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Snore
Tailwind
Uproar

Other
Dispel (Raid only)

Pete the Hariyama

Hariyama [Pete] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+Attack, -Special Attack)
Type: Fighting
Abilities: Thick Fat / Guts / Sheer Force (Unlocked)

Stats:
Hariyama
HP: 125
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 50
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (44):

Level-up
Tackle
Focus Energy
Sand Attack
Arm Thrust
Vital Throw
Fake Out
Whirlwind
Knock Off
Smelling Salts
Belly Drum
Brine
Force Palm
Endure
Reversal
Heavy Slam
Close Combat

Egg
Counter
Focus Punch
Foresight
Revenge
Bullet Punch
Feint
Detect
Feint Attack
Wide Guard
Helping Hand

TM/HM
Protect
Rock Slide
Substitute
Payback
Swagger
Giga Impact
Earthquake
Brick Break
Smack Down
Dig
Low Sweep

Tutor
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Dynamic Punch
Thunder Punch
Low Kick
Metronome
Body Slam

Other

Mother Gothel the Gardevoir

Gardevoir [Mother Gothel] (F)
Nature: Bold (+Defence, -Attack)
Type: Psychic/Fairy
Abilities: Synchronize / Trace / Telepathy (Unlocked)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 5
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 80
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (37):

Level-up
Growl
Confusion
Double Team
Teleport
Lucky Chant
Magical Leaf
Heal Pulse
Calm Mind
Psychic
Future Sight
Healing Wish
Wish
Imprison
Moonblast
Stored Power
Misty Terrain

Egg
Confuse Ray
Disable
Encore
Skill Swap
Destiny Bond
Shadow Sneak

TM/HM
Psyshock
Taunt
Torment
Thunderbolt
Shadow Ball
Thunder Wave
Safeguard
Hidden Power Fire
Light Screen
Reflect
Will-O-Wisp

Tutor
Icy Wind
Pain Split
Signal Beam
Helping Hand

Other

And in the red corner, we have Pwnemon and his squad of juggernauts! These guys may be lacking the STAB advantage, but they make up for it with impressive movepools! Sid will be the mon to watch here - Colossoil are NEVER a pleasant opponent, least of all one with a maxed movepool and ridiculous speed!

Gliscor

Gliscor [Melanie] (F)
Types: Ground / Flying

Abilities: Sand Veil / Hyper Cutter / Poison Heal (U)

Nature: Jolly (+15% spe, +14 acc boost, -1 SpA)

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 3
Def: 5
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 110 (+) (+14%)
SC: 3
WC: 3
BRT: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (67 Moves)
Acrobatics
Faint Attack
Fire Fang
Fury Cutter
Guillotine
Harden
Ice Fang
Knock Off
Night Slash
Poison Jab
Poison Sting
Quick Attack
Sand Attack
Screech
Slash
Sky Uppercut
Swords Dance
Thunder Fang
U-turn
X-Scissor

Agility
Baton Pass
Counter
Cross Poison
Double-Edge
Feint
Metal Claw
Poison Tail
Power Trick
Razor Wind
Rock Climb
Sand Tomb
Wing Attack

Aqua Tail
Bug Bite
Dark Pulse
Dream Eater
Earth Power
Endure
Headbutt
Iron Tail
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Snore
Swift
Tailwind

Aerial Ace
Attract
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Captivate
Curse
Cut
Defog
Detect
Dig
Earthquake
Facade
False Swipe
Fling
Frustration
Giga Impact
Hidden Power
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Natural Gift
Payback
Protect
Rain Dance
Return
Rest
Rock Polish
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Roost
Round
Sandstorm
Secret Power
Sludge Bomb
Stealth Rock
Steel Wing
Strength
Struggle Bug
Stone Edge
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Taunt
Thief
Torment
Toxic
Venoshock

Colossoil

Colossoil [Sid] (M)
Type: Dark / Ground

Abilities: Rebound / Guts / Pressure (U)

Nature: Jolly (15% increase to speed, 1 stage decrease to SpA, 14% flat acc boost to attacks)

Stats:
HP: 120
Atk: 5
Def: 3
SpA: 2 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 110 (+) (+14%)
SC: 5
WC: 10
BRT: 22

EC: FULL
MC: FULL
AC: FULL

Attacks: (90 Moves)
Bite
Body Slam
Bounce
Bubblebeam
Crunch
Dig
Drill Run
Horn Attack
Horn Drill
Leer
Magnitude
Megahorn
Muddy Water
Peck
Pursuit
Rapid Spin
Spit Up
Stockpile
Swallow
Tackle

Double-Edge
Encore
Fake Out
Fire Fang
Fissure
Flail
Foul Play
Mud Bomb
Mud Shot
Sand Tomb
Screech
Sucker Punch
Thunder Fang
Water Spout

AncientPower
Aqua Tail
Dark Pulse
Dive
Earth Power
Iron Tail
Knock Off
Rollout
Snore
Superpower

Attract
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Captivate
Double Team
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Echoed Voice
Embargo
Endure
Facade
Frustration
Giga Impact
Hidden Power
Hyper Beam
Natural Gift
Payback
Poison Jab
Protect
Quash
Rain Dance
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Roar
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Sandstorm
Secret Power
Sleep Talk
Sludge Bomb
Sludge Wave
Smack Down
Snarl
Snatch
Stone Edge
Strength
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Taunt
Thief
Toxic
U-turn

90 moves

Sableye

Sableye [Nelson] (M)
Types: Ghost/Dark

Abilities: Keen Eye / Stall / Prankster (U)

Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% spe, -10% evasion)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4 (+)
Def: 3
SpA: 3
SpD: 3
Spe: 43 (-) (-10%)
SC: 1
WC: 2
BRT: 16

EC: 0/0
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (61 Moves)
Astonish
Confuse Ray
Detect
Faint Attack
Fake Out
Foresight
Foul Play
Fury Swipes
Knock Off
Leer
Mean Look
Night Shade
Power Gem
Punishment
Scratch
Shadow Ball
Shadow Claw
Shadow Sneak
Zen Headbutt

Captivate
Feint
Flatter
Metal Burst
Moonlight
Nasty Plot
Recover
Sucker Punch

Body Slam
Counter
Dark Pulse
Double-Edge
DynamicPunch
Endure
Fire Punch
Fury Cutter
Gravity
Headbutt
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Low Kick
Magic Coat
Mega Kick
Mega Punch
Metronome
Mimic
Mud-Slap
Nightmare
Ominous Wind
Pain Split
Role Play
Seismic Toss
Signal Beam
Sleep Talk
Snore
Spite
ThunderPunch
Trick
Wonder Room

Aerial Ace
Attract
Brick Break
Calm Mind
Cut
Dig
Double Team
Dream Eater
Embargo
Facade
Flash
Fling
Focus Punch
Frustration
Hidden Power
Hone Claws
Incinerate
Low Sweep
Natural Gift
Payback
Poison Jab
Protect
Psych Up
Psychic
Rain Dance
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Secret Power
Shock Wave
Snarl
Snatch
Substitute
Swagger
Sunny Day
Taunt
Telekinesis
Thief
Torment
Toxic
Water Pulse
Will-O-Wisp

Helping Hand

Shadow Mend

Cyclohm

(Cyclohm) Doug (M)
Types: Electric/Dragon

Abilities: Shield Dust / Static / Overcoat (U)

Nature: Modest (+1 SpA, -1 Atk)

Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 5
SpA: Rank 5 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 80
SC: 4
WC: 4
BRT: 20

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks: (47 Moves)
Whirlwind
Bide
Weather Ball
Tri Attack
Tackle
Growl
Leer
Twister
Dragon Rage
Charge
Thundershock
Rain Dance
Double Hit
SonicBoom
Slack Off
Dragon Pulse
Hurricane
Dragon Tail
Discharge

Heal Bell
Hydro Pump
Dragon Dance
Power Gem
Gust
Shock Wave

Electroweb
Draco Meteor
Sleep Talk
Magnet Rise

Substitute
Ice Beam
Protect
Thunderbolt
Thunder
Light Screen
Thunder Wave
Volt Switch
Endure
Blizzard
Roar
Toxic
Trick Room
Surf
Double Team
Fire Blast
Torment
Hyper Beam

This being a highlight match, we'll be flipping a Bronzor to see who goes first - Heads goes to Objection.

It's heads! Objection gets the initiative!
How this shit is gonna go down
Objection sends out mons + items
Pwne does the same + orders
Objection orders
It's go time​

 

[Objection]

"I have to admit, I was expecting a Pyroak in that lineup, but never mind. Jafar and Scar, take the lead!"

EDIT: Apparently all this time I had forgotten to post items. Toxic Orb for Jafar the Gliscor and Black Belt for Scar the Tomohawk.

 

[Stratos]

Bring pyroak to this match, do you think I'm stupid or something? Like I'd activate that obvious trap card. I was already skating thin ice with Colossoil here, but i am glad I brought him for Gardevoir

Gliscor @ Razor Fang, Cyclohm @ Expert Belt

Cyclohm: Blizzard ~ Ice Beam Gliscor ~ Blizzard
IF Gliscor uses a damaging evasive move then use Thunder Tomohawk that action
IF Tomohawk uses Sky Drop on you then use Thunderbolt Tomohawk that action

Gliscor: Ice Fang Gliscor ~ Sky Attack Tomohawk ~ Sky Attack Tomohawk
IF either target uses a damaging evasive move when you are targetting it and the other pokemon is not using one then use ice fang on the other pokemon
IF either opponent pokemon uses Tailwind and you are not taunted and you are not under the effects of Tailwind then use Tailwind that action

 

[Objection]

"This is going to be tricky."

Jafar the Gliscor: Combo: Dig + Ice Fang* (Gliscor) - Cooldown (Evasive Agility) - U-turn (Gliscor)

Scar the Tomohawk: Sunny Day - Yawn (Cyclohm) - Morning Sun
If you have at least 75 HP at the end of action 2, change action 3 to Hidden Power (Gliscor)

* This combo should be legal on the basis that Dig + Crunch is given as an example combo in the handbook in the section on combo priorities.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Objection:
AAOO

|

Jafar | Scar
Toxic Orb | Black Belt
HP: 100 | HP: 110
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 4/5/1/3/95 | Stats: 1/3/5/3/85
Hyper Cutter | Intimidate
Sand Veil | Prankster
Poison Heal | Justified
No ailments | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Pwnemon:
AOOA

|

Melanie | Doug
Razor Fang | Expert Belt
HP: 100 | HP: 110
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 3(4)/5/1/3/110 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Hyper Cutter | Shield Dust
Sand Veil | Static
Poison Heal | Overcoat
No ailments | No ailments
+14 accuracy | -1 Atk (Permanent)
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 1
♫Minor Boss theme

Tonight's fight is just about to start! Objection opens with his Tomohawk, Pwnemon his Cyclohm, and both their respective Gliscors.

And they're off! Scar gets the first move by performing some kind of dance that intensifies the sun's rays, which might have possibly saved him from getting frozen there, as Melanie latches on and chomps him with particularly chilly-looking fangs. While Objection's evil vizier appears to be digging a hole, Doug tries to drop a bolt of lightning on Scar...but the sun messes up his concentration and he ends up hitting his own partner instead! Good thing she's ground-type...

That just leaves Jafar to...wait, where is he? THERE is he! He resurfaced from right underneath Melanie and Scar, wrenching the former from the latter and taking a big bite outta her! That's GOTTA hurt!

Jafar's plot ends up taking quite a toll on him, leaving Pwnemon's own Gliscor to escape from his clutches easily and prepare an attack of her own. Meanwhile, back on the ground, Scar stares at Doug and lets out a big yawn...whatever he's doing, Melanie dives from above and interrupts the wicked uncle by slamming him into the ground! Doug...appears to be drowsy, but one of his heads fires a frosty beam at the weary Jafar for massive damage!

While Scar tries to shrug off the damage, Melanie takes to the skies once more to prep another attack. With his partner out of his line of fire, Doug sprays the arena with icy shards, devastating Objection's pokemon! Melanie takes her cue when the storm abates, slamming into Scar again...and it looks like Jafar's had enough of this, and flees back into his pokeball!

Round 1's over, but it's already looking to be in Pwnemon's favor. That said, there's still plenty of chances for a comeback - we'll find out after the break!

Crunch

Order: Gliscor (Pwnemon), Gliscor (Objection), Tomohawk, Cyclohm

Action 1 (Priority: Tomohawk, Gliscor (Pwnemon), Cyclohm, Gliscor (Objection))
Scar used Sunny Day!
The sunlight turned harsh! (4 rounds)
Melanie used Ice Fang! (Target: Tomohawk)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 7399 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
Doug used Thunder! (Target: Tomohawk)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 5000): 8442 = NOPE.
Jafar dug underground!
Jafar used Ice Fang to the Balls! (Target: Gliscor (Pwnemon))
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9750): 2123 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 5261 = NOPE.
-Damage: (15 + 6 - 7.5) * 2.25 = 30.375 Damage!!
-Energy cost: (5 + 10) * 1.5 = 22.5 EN
Numbers:
-Gliscor (Objection): -22.5 EN
-Tomohawk: -17.25 HP, -10 EN
-Gliscor (Pwnemon): -30.375(Ouch!) HP, -5 EN
-Cyclohm: -7 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Gliscor (Pwnemon), Tomohawk, Gliscor (Objection), Cyclohm, Gliscor (Pwnemon))
Melanie is glowing!
Scar used Yawn! (Target: Cyclohm)
Doug became drowsy!
Jafar must cool down!
Doug used Ice Beam! (Target: Gliscor (Objection))
-Crit chance: 3821 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 31.5 Damage!!
Melanie used Sky Attack! (Target: Tomohawk)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 3599 = NOPE.
-Damage: (14 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27.75 damage!
Numbers:
-Gliscor (Objection): -31.5(Ouch!) HP
-Tomohawk: -27.75(!) HP, -10 EN
-Gliscor (Pwnemon): -9 EN
-Cyclohm: -7 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Gliscor (Pwnemon), Tomohawk, Gliscor (Objection), Cyclohm, Gliscor (Pwnemon))
Melanie is glowing!
Scar used Morning Sun!
Scar recovered 35 HP!
-Energy cost: 6 + (110 / 10) = 17 EN
Jafar used U-turn! (Target: Gliscor (Pwnemon))
-Crit chance: 6786 = NOPE.
-Damage: (7 + 6 - 7.5) * .67 = 3.685 = NOPE.
Doug used Blizzard!
Blizzard, Gliscor (Objection):
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 4001 = Hit
-Crit chance: 519 = Ohhhhhhhh shit...
-Damage: (11 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 42.75 DAMAGE!!!
Blizzard, Tomohawk:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7000): 1124 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8937 = NOPE.
-Damage: (11 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
Melanie used Sky Attack! (Target: Tomohawk)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 4613 = NOPE.
-Damage: (14 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 27.75 damage!
Jafar was badly poisoned by his Toxic orb!
Jafar was healed by poison! (+2 HP Gliscor (Objection))
Jafar went back to Objection!
Numbers:
-Gliscor (Objection): -40.75(Holy shit!) HP, -5 EN
-Tomohawk: -16.75 HP, -17 EN
-Gliscor (Pwnemon): -3.685 HP, -13 EN
-Cyclohm: -8 EN

Final Numbers:
-Gliscor (Objection): -72 (72.25) HP, -28 (27.5) EN
-Tomohawk: -62 (61.75) HP, -37 EN
-Gliscor (Pwnemon): -34 (34.06) HP, -27 EN
-Cyclohm: -22 EN

Post-round

Objection:
OA??
? |

??? | Scar
??? | Black Belt
HP: ??? | HP: 48
EN: ??? | EN: 63
Stats: ?/?/?/?/? | Stats: 1/3/5/3/85
??? | Intimidate
??? | Prankster
??? | Justified
??? | No ailments
??? | No changes
??? | 4 recoveries remaining

Pwnemon:
AOOA

|

Melanie | Doug
Razor Fang | Expert Belt
HP: 66 | HP: 110
EN: 73 | EN: 78
Stats: 3(4)/5/1/3/110 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Hyper Cutter | Shield Dust
Sand Veil | Static
Poison Heal | Overcoat
No ailments | Drowsy
+14 accuracy | -1 Atk (Permanent)
No other | No other

Field:
Sun (3 rounds)

Bench

Objection:

Jafar
Toxic Orb
HP: 28
EN: 72
Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Hyper Cutter
Sand Veil
Poison Heal
Toxic (1 DPA)
No changes
No other

Let's see your next mon and your orders, Objection.​

 

[Objection]

Eh, I'm pretty sure this is fubar already, but ...

Mother Gothel the Gardevoir: Icy Wind - Moonblast (Gliscor) - Moonblast (Cyclohm)
If Gliscor uses Substitute and is faster than you, change that action to Encore (Gliscor) and replace any other instances of Moonblast (Gliscor) with Misty Terrain.
If Gliscor uses a protective/evasive move and did not use one on the previous action, change that action to Confuse Ray (Cyclohm) and push actions back.

Scar the Tomohawk: Reflect - Hidden Power (Gliscor) - Hidden Power (Gliscor)
The first time Gliscor uses Taunt, if he is not already taunted, change that action to Taunt (Gliscor) and push actions back.
The first time Gliscor uses a speed-boosting move, if he is not already taunted, change that action to Taunt (Gliscor) and push actions back.

 

[Stratos]

Gliscor: Brick Break Tomohawk ~ Dig Gardevoir ~ Torment Gardevoir

Cyclohm: Electroweb ~ Thunderbolt Tomohawk ~ Thunderbolt Tomohawk
IF Tomohawk is KOed then Thunder Wave Gardevoir

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Objection:
OAOA

|

Mother Gothel | Scar
Nothing | Black Belt
HP: 100 | HP: 48
EN: 100 | EN: 63
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80 | Stats: 1/3/5/3/85
Synchronize | Intimidate
Trace (OFF) | Prankster
Telepathy | Justified
No ailments | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | 4 recoveries remaining

Pwnemon:
AOOA

|

Melanie | Doug
Razor Fang | Expert Belt
HP: 66 | HP: 110
EN: 73 | EN: 78
Stats: 3(4)/5/1/3/110 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Hyper Cutter | Shield Dust
Sand Veil | Static
Poison Heal | Overcoat
No ailments | Drowsy
+14 accuracy | -1 Atk (Permanent)
No other | No other

Field:
Sun (3 rounds)

Round 2
Welcome back, ladies and gents, to tonight's slugfest between ASB Titans Objection and Pwnemon! Mother Gothel the Gardevoir takes the field, relieving Jafar of his position for the moment. She may be locked in a speed tie with Doug, but with Pwne's Cyclohm being a bit on the drowsy side, that might not matter much.

Scar takes the initiative by encasing himself and his teammate in a reflective box, but it doesn't seem to work, as Melanie smashes it with a well-placed punch to a weak spot around the wicked uncle's belly! Gothel wins the first speed tie of the round and chills the air around Pwnemon's team. Melanie is significantly slowed by the sudden gust, but Doug weathers it like a boss and tangles Objection's own movements with an intricate web of lightning!

It looks like that was the final straw, however, as the Cyclohm finally nods off. With Doug neutralized at the moment, Objection orders his pokemon to gang up on Melanie. This turns out to be a bad idea, as she's still fast enough to spend most of the round digging underground to wait out the storm. The first thing she does upon resurfacing is harass Gothel, throwing off her tactics and leaving her unable to do anything, but this leaves Melanie wide open to a crippling blow from Scar!

Pwnemon continues to do well, but it's still anyone's game! We'll continue the battle after these messages!

Crunch

Order: Gliscor, Tomohawk, Speed Tie (Gardevoir, Cyclohm)

Action 1 (Priority: Tomohawk, Gliscor, Speed Tie (Gardevoir, Cyclohm)
Scar used Reflect!
Objection's team was shielded! (6 actions)
Melanie used Brick Break! (Target: Tomohawk)
Objection's reflect was shattered!
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 2040 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 6.365 damage
-Tiebreaker (1 = Gardevoir): 1 = Gardevoir
Mother Gothel used Icy Wind!
Icy Wind, Gliscor:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 4416 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6899 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((6 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 16.875 damage
Melanie's speed dropped! (-1 Spe, 1 round)
Icy Wind, Cyclohm:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 2453 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3676 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((6 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 11.25 damage
Doug used Electroweb!
Electroweb, Gardevoir:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 4562 = Hit
-Crit chance: 1577 = NOEP.
-Damage: (6 * .75) + 3 + 7.5 - 6 = 9 damage
Mother Gothel's speed fell! (-1 Spe, 1 round)
Electroweb, Tomohawk:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 8828 = Hit
-Crit chance: 4813 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((6 * .75) + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
Scar's speed dropped! (-1 Spe, 1 round)
-Sleep chance (1 = light; 2 = deep; 3 = intense): 3 = Intense
Doug fell asleep! (2 actions)
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -9 HP, -5 EN
-Tomohawk: -25.115(!) HP, -10 EN
-Gliscor: -16.875 HP, -6 EN
-Cyclohm: -11.25 HP, -4 EN

Action 2 (New order: Cyclohm, Gliscor, Tomohawk, Gardevoir):
Doug's sleeping.
Melanie dug underground!
Scar used-NO.
Mother Gothel used M-NO.
Melanie used Dig! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 8124 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 11 damage
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -11 HP, -6 EN
-Tomohawk: -4 EN
-Gliscor: -9 EN
-Cyclohm: No changes

Action 3
Doug's still sleeping.
Melanie used Torment! (Target: Gardevoir)
Mother Gothel was subject to torment! (6 actions)
Scar used Hidden Power! (Target: Gliscor)
-Crit chance: 3555 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 20.25 damage!
Mother Gothel used M-NO.
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: No changes
-Tomohawk: -8 EN
-Gliscor: -20.25(!) HP, -10 EN
-Cyclohm: No changes

Final Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -20 HP, -11 EN
-Tomohawk: -25 (25.115) HP, -22 EN
-Gliscor: -37 (37.125) HP, -25 EN
-Cyclohm: -11 (11.25) HP, -4 EN

Post-round

Objection:
OAOA

|

Mother Gothel | Scar
Nothing | Black Belt
HP: 80 | HP: 23
EN: 89 | EN: 41
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80(20) | Stats: 1/3/5/3/85(21)
Synchronize | Intimidate
Trace (OFF) | Prankster
Telepathy | Justified
Torment (5 actions) | No ailments
-1 Spe (1 round) | -1 Spe (1 round)
No other | 4 recoveries remaining

Pwnemon:
AOOA

|

Melanie | Doug
Razor Fang | Expert Belt
HP: 29 | HP: 99
EN: 48 | EN: 74
Stats: 3(4)/5/1/3/110(28) | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Hyper Cutter | Shield Dust
Sand Veil | Static
Poison Heal | Overcoat
No ailments | No ailments
-1 Spe (1 round), +14 accuracy | -1 Atk (Permanent)
No other | No other

Field:
Sun (2 rounds)

Bench

Objection:

Jafar
Toxic Orb
HP: 28
EN: 72
Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Hyper Cutter
Sand Veil
Poison Heal
Toxic (1 DPA)
No changes
No other

Pwne?​

 

[Frosty]

Pwnemon

 

[Stratos]

i have nothing that can kill that nipplepickling gardevoir, also it sucks to forget yawn

gliscor: dig gardevoir ~ sky attack gardevoir ~ sky attack gardevoir
if tomohawk uses roost then use sky attack tomohawk that action
if gardevoir uses light screen at all this round and you are not taunted then taunt gardevoir a1

cyclohm: thunderbolt tomohawk ~ discharge ~ thunderbolt tomohawk
if tomohawk uses a protective/evasive action then discharge that action and push back
if tomohawk is under the effects of a damaging evasive move when you are going to attack then use Gust tomohawk that action
if tomohawk is koed then redirect attacks to gardevoir

 

[Objection]

Screw it.

Mother Gothel the Gardevoir: Misty Terrain - Disable (Cyclohm's Thunderbolt) - Psychic (Gliscor)
If Cyclohm hits itself in confusion on action 1, change action 2 to Psychic (Gliscor) and action 3 to Psyshock (Gliscor)
If Gliscor is KO'd, redirect all remaining attacks directed at Gliscor to Cyclohm.

Scar the Tomohawk: Swagger (Cyclohm) - Hidden Power (Gliscor) - Nature Power

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 3
Welcome back to the Smogon ASB highlight match! For those of you just tuning in, Pwnemon's Cyclohm has just come back from la-la land, and is ready to finish making the mess the Disney villains are trying to clean. It's gonna be a tough job for Objection,, with both of his pokemon losing the speed race.

Scar may be at death's door, but he looks to be prepared to go out with a bang, posturing at Doug and generally irritating him into confusion. Ooh! It looks like one of Doug's heads is befuddled and bonks into another, sending it into a bout of infighting! Well, that's not too good for Pwne. Melanie's ignoring the spectacle and digging under the ground once more, most likely to terrorize Gothel from below. Speaking of Objection's Gardevoir, she seems to be billowing some kind of mist from that "dress," perhaps she's turning to some kind of setu-OW! Pwnemon's Gliscor emerges from right underneath Gothel, sending her flying!

Doug's heads seem to have gotten over their little spat, and send a wave of electricity flying across the field! Luckily for Melanie, all that dirt covering her negates most of the damage, looking to tickle her at worst. Not so much when Gothel slams her into the ground with telekinesis and - It's the first KO of the match, ladies and gentlemen! Scar sends a hidden power straight at Melanie while she's trying to get up, slamming her into a wall!

Unfortunately, the wicked uncle's victory is short lived, as Doug brings him low with a ray of plasma! Gothel seems rather upset; now it's her turn to avenge her partner! She rips loose rocks out of all those holes Melanie made and chucks them at the hapless Cyclohm!

Although it's one and one, Pwnemon's still got the advantage, healthwise. While both trainers decide on which pokemon to send next, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back after these messages!

Crunch

Order: Cyclohm, Gliscor, Tomohawk, Gardevoir

Action 1 (Priority: Tomohawk, Cyclohm, Gliscor, Gardevoir)
Scar used Swagger! (Target: Cyclohm)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 456 = Hit
-Confusion chance (1 = slight; 2 = severe; 3 = intense): 3 = Intense
Doug was confused! (4 actions)
Doug's attack skyrocketed! (+1 Atk, will decay next round)
Doug woke up!
-Confusion chance (Hit self <= 5000): 2715 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 1.5 + 2 = 7.5 damage
Melanie dug underground!
Mother Gothel used Misty Terrain!
A thick mist covered the ground! (4 rounds)
Melanie used Dig! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 856 = EEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 14 damage
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -14 HP, -9 EN
-Tomohawk: -7 EN
-Gliscor: -9 EN
-Cyclohm: -7.5 HP, -3 EN

Action 2
-Confusion chance (Hit self <= 5000): 8840 = Move
Doug used Discharge!
And Melanie negates its disadvantage!
Discharge, Gardevoir:
-Crit chance: 8983 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 * .75) + 3 + 7.5 - 6 = 10.5 damage
Discharge, Tomohawk:
-Crit chance: 7642 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
Melanie is glowing!
Mother Gothel used Psychic! (Target: Gliscor)
-Crit chance: 4103 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 15 damage
-Energy cost: 5 + (3 / 2) - 1 = 7.5 EN
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 3671 = NOPE.
Scar used Hidden Power! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Crit chance: 7249 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
Melanie fainted!
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -10.5 HP, -7.5 EN
-Tomohawk: -21(!) -4 EN
-Gliscor: -29 (28.5) HP
-Cyclohm: -5 EN

Action 3
Scar used Nature Power!
Nature power turned into Moonblast! (Target: Cyclohm)
-Crit chance: 6528 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
-Energy cost: 7 + 2 = 9 EN
-Confusion chance (Hit self <= 5000): 9282 = Move
Doug used Thunderbolt! (Target: Tomohawk)
-Crit chance: 538 = Not that it really matters, though.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 25.5 damage!
Scar fainted!
Mother Gothel used Psyshock! (Target: Cyclohm)
-Crit chance: 9465 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 7.5 - 7.5 = 11 damage
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -5 EN
-Tomohawk: -2 HP, -9 EN
-Cyclohm: -35(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -25 (24.5) HP, -22 (21.5) EN
-Tomohawk: -21 HP, -20 EN
-Gliscor: -29 (28.5) HP, -9 EN
-Cyclohm: -43 (42.5) HP, -14 EN

Post-round

Objection:
OXOA

|

Mother Gothel | Scar
Nothing | Black Belt
HP: 55 | HP: KO
EN: 67 | EN: 21
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80 | Stats: 1/3/5/3/85
Synchronize | Intimidate
Trace (OFF) | Prankster
Telepathy | Justified
Torment (2 actions) | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | 4 recoveries remaining

Pwnemon:
XOOA

|

Melanie | Doug
Razor Fang | Expert Belt
HP: KO | HP: 56
EN: 39 | EN: 60
Stats: 3(4)/5/1/3/110 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Hyper Cutter | Shield Dust
Sand Veil | Static
Poison Heal | Overcoat
Faint | No ailments
+14 accuracy | 0 Atk (1 round)
No other | No other

Field:
Sun (1 round)
Misty Terrain (3 rounds)

Bench

Objection:

Jafar
Toxic Orb
HP: 28
EN: 72
Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Hyper Cutter
Sand Veil
Poison Heal
Toxic (1 DPA)
No changes
No other

What's your next mon, Pwne?​

 

[Stratos]

I hope it doesn't surprise obj when i send in Sableye @ Everstone

bs fusionhax

 

[Frosty]

Objection

 

[Objection]

Yeah, yeah, it's not like I'm winning this.

Mother Gothel the Gardevoir: Moonblast (Cyclohm) - Icy Wind - Moonblast (Cyclohm)
If Cyclohm uses a protective/evasive move when you are using Moonblast on it, change that action to Moonblast (Sableye)
If Cyclohm is KO'd, redirect all attacks targeting it to Sableye.

Jafar the Gliscor: Dig (Cyclohm) x 3
If you are tormented by your turn on action 2, change action 2 to Ice Fang (Cyclohm).
If Cyclohm uses a damaging Ice-type combo on you and you are not taunted, change that action to Protect.
If Cyclohm is KO'd, redirect all attacks targeting it to Sableye and change any instances of Ice Fang to Earthquake.

 

[Stratos]

i have a rule: when youve got a huge backlog of matches to order in, go from easiest to hardest

Cyclohm: Bide ~ Hold ~ Release

Sableye: Ice Punch Gliscor (Stall) ~ Shadow Sneak Gliscor ~ Substitute (15)

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Objection:
AXOA

|

Mother Gothel | Jafar
Nothing | Toxic Orb
HP: 55 | HP: 28
EN: 67 | EN: 72
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80 | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Synchronize | Hyper Cutter
Trace (OFF) | Sand Veil
Telepathy | Poison Heal
Torment (2 actions) | Toxic (1 DPA)
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Pwnemon:
XOAA

|

Nelson | Doug
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 90 | HP: 56
EN: 100 | EN: 60
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Keen Eye | Shield Dust
Stall | Static
Prankster | Overcoat
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | 0 Atk (1 round)
No other | No other

Field:
Sun (1 round)
Misty Terrain (3 rounds)

Round 4
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! For those just tuning in, both trainers lost a pokemon in the last round - Objection, his Tomohawk, and Pwnemon, his Gliscor! To replace Melanie, Pwne sends out his Sableye, Nelson, while Objection's wicked vizier takes the field to fill in for Scar.

Doug starts the round taking in energy, even daring his foes to attack him. Objection's mons seem all too willing, as Jafar digs the ground out from under the Cyclohm, trapping him and giving Gothel a chance to fire a pink blast of energy into the misty hole! This might have proven to be a trap though, as Nelson smacks Objection's Gliscor with an everstone-powered frosty fist! That's GOTTA hurt! Wait, Nelson's not done yet, he, he - IT'S A SHADOW SNEAK! Jafar's down, ladies and gentlemen! Gothel's the only one left for the round! Speaking of which, she billows a cold wind from that dress, slowing Nelson down, but Doug's shield dust ends up weathering the blow.

Speaking of Doug, he's done nothing this whole round, could he be - wait, why's he glowing? Is he finally about to make his move? He is! He's -

*WHAM!*

...My god...After an attack like that, I don't think even a Blissey could get up anytime soon, much less Gothel! All that leaves is Nelson's move...and with nothing to attack, he crafts a simple substitute.

This is looking really bad for Objection. All that's left is his Hariyama - can he make a miracle out of this mess? Stay tuned!

Crunch

Order: Gliscor, Speed Tie (Gardevoir, Cyclohm), Sableye

Action 1 (Priority: Cyclohm, Gliscor, Gardevoir, Gliscor, Sableye)
Doug used Bide!
Doug began storing energy!
Jafar dug underground!
Mother Gothel used Moonblast! (Target: Cyclohm)
-Crit chance: 9465 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 28.5 damage!
Jafar used Dig! (Target: Cyclohm)
-Crit chance: 1999 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 14.25 damage
Nelson used Ice Punch! (Target: Gliscor)
-Crit chance: 9310 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 7.5) * 2.25 = 21.375 damage!
-Effect chance (Freeze <= 1000): 3891 = NOPE.
Jafar was healed by poison! (+1 HP)
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -6 EN
-Gliscor: -20.375(!) HP, -9 EN
-Sableye: -6 EN
-Cyclohm: -42.75(Holy shit!) HP

Action 2 (Priority: Cyclohm, Sableye, Gliscor, Gardevoir, Gliscor)
Doug is storing energy!
Nelson used Shadow Sneak! (Target: Gliscor)
-Crit chance: 1288 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 3 + 1 + 9 - 7.5 = 9.5 damage
Jafar fainted!
Mother Gothel used Icy Wind!
Icy Wind, Sableye:
-Crit chance: 9771 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5 = 7.5 damage
Nelson's speed dropped! (-1 Spe, 1 round)
Icy Wind, Cyclohm:
-Crit chance: 3975 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((6 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 11.25 damage
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -5 EN
-Gliscor: -7.625 HP
-Sableye: -7.5 HP, -3 EN
-Cyclohm: -11.25 HP

Action 3 (Priority: Cyclohm, Sableye, Gardevoir)
Doug let his fury loose! (Target: Gardevoir)
-Damage: 54 * 1.75 = 94.5 DAMAGE!!!!!
-Energy cost: 6 + (94.5 / 2) = 53.25 EN
Yeah...that was pretty much overkill.
Nelson used Substitute!
Nelson made a substitute! (15 HP)
Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -55(Holy shit!) HP
-Sableye: -15 HP, -12 EN
-Cyclohm: -53.25 EN

Final Numbers:
-Gardevoir: -55 HP, -11 EN
-Gliscor: -28 HP, -9 EN
-Sableye: -23 (22.5) HP, -21 EN
-Cyclohm: -54 HP, -53 (53.25) EN

Post-round

Objection:
XXOX

|

Mother Gothel | Jafar
Nothing | Toxic Orb
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 56 | EN: 63
Stats: 2/4/5/4/80 | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Synchronize | Hyper Cutter
Trace (OFF) | Sand Veil
Telepathy | Poison Heal
Faint | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Pwnemon:
XOAA

|

Nelson | Doug
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 67 | HP: 2
EN: 79 | EN: 7
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43(24) | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Keen Eye | Shield Dust
Stall | Static
Prankster | Overcoat
No ailments | No ailments
-1 Spe (1 round), -10 evasion | -1 Atk (Permanent)
Substitute (15 HP) | No other

Field:
Misty Terrain (2 rounds)

What's Pete holding, Objection?​

 

[Objection]

Pete the Hariyama will hold an Expert Belt.

 

[Stratos]

Cyclohm: Thunderbolt Hariyama ~ Draco Meteor Hariyama ~ Thunderbolt Hariyama
If hariyama uses damaging priority move on you and did not last action then use dodge that action

Sableye: Pain Split Hariyama ~ zen butthead hariyama (stall) ~ zen butthead hariyama (stall)
If hariyama uses a protective/evasive move then use feint that action
If hariyama uses taunt then use foresight that action


edit : -___________________-

 

[Objection]

Earthquake - Foresight (Sableye) - Arm Thrust (Sableye)
If fully paralyzed on action 2, change action 3 to Foresight (Sableye)

Nice second sub on Sableye there Pwnemon.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Objection:
XXAX

|

Pete | Jafar
Expert Belt | Toxic Orb
HP: 125 | HP: KO
EN: 100 | EN: 63
Stats: 6/2/1/2/50 | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Thick Fat | Hyper Cutter
Guts | Sand Veil
Sheer Force (OFF) | Poison Heal
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Pwnemon:
XOAA

|

Nelson | Doug
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 67 | HP: 2
EN: 79 | EN: 7
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43(24) | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Keen Eye | Shield Dust
Stall | Static
Prankster | Overcoat
No ailments | No ailments
-1 Spe (1 round), -10 evasion | -1 Atk (Permanent)
Substitute (15 HP) | No other

Field:
Misty Terrain (2 rounds)

Round 5

Welcome back, folks! For those of you just tuning in, Objection has just been brought down to his last pokemon - a Hariyama named after Pete!

And immediately, Pwne starts wailing on that bulk of his! Nelson gets the first move by siphoning off some of the Hariyama's health, maxing his own in the process! Meanwhile, his weary partner sings his swan song by shooting a beam of lightning at Pete and - ouch! He's paralyzed! That should help Nelson out a bit, because he's on his own for the rest of the round! fuck, you're right.

Okay, and then Doug pulls off a Draco Meteor and NOW Nelson's on his own for the rest of the round. Reclaiming the speed advantage, Pwne's Sableye climbs up his nemesis and starts headbutting him, while Pete...well, Pete seems to be keeping his eyes on him.

Oh! So that's why! Pete was bypassing Nelson's fighting-type immunity and getting ready to smack him with a few thunderclaps! Luckily for the Sableye, he had a substitute up, but that doesn't stop the spillover damage!

Objection's had nothing but trouble this fight, and Pwne still has his Colossoil left. Even with a type advantage, nothing short of a miracle can save Objection now!

Crunch

Order: Cyclohm, Hariyama, Sableye

Action 1 (Priority: Sableye, Cyclohm, Hariyama)
Nelson used Pain Split! (Target: Hariyama)
-Damage: Far too much to bother calculating = 25 damage!
-Energy cost: 6 + ((125 - 67) / 3) = 25.3 EN
Nelson recovered 23 HP!
Doug used Thunderbolt! (Target: Hariyama)
-Crit chance: 6737 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 329 = Damn, Objection's getting shafted here.
Pete was paralyzed! (15%)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 212 = NOPE.
Pete couldn't move!
Numbers:
-Hariyama: -41.5(Ouch!) HP
-Sableye: +23 HP, -25.3 EN
-Cyclohm: -6 EN

Action 2 (New order: Cyclohm, Sableye, Hariyama)
Doug used Draco Meteor! (Target: Hariyama)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 5432 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5848 = NOPE.
-Damage: 13 + 3 + 7.5 - 3 - 2 = 18.5 damage
Doug fainted from exhaustion!
Nelson used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 352 = Is something wrong with my RNG today?
-Crit chance: 6952 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 2000): 7371 = NOPE.
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 5907 = Move
Pete used Foresight!
Pete circumvented Nelson's immunities! (6 actions)
Numbers:
-Hariyama: -39.5(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Sableye: -6 EN
-Cyclohm: -1 EN

Action 3
Nelson used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 2995 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8267 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 3) * 1.5 = 21 damage!
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 2000): 4641 = NOPE.
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 6438 = Move
Pete used Arm Thrust!
-Hit number (1-3 = 2 hits; 4-6 = 3; 7 = 4; 8 = 5): 5 = 3 hits
-Crit chances: 2964, 4205, 3307 = NOPE.
-Damage: (6 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 9 - 7.5) * 1.5 = 21.75 damage!
Nelson's substitute was shattered!
-Spillover damage: 21.75 - 15 = 6.75 damage
Numbers:
-Hariyama: -21(!) HP, -3 EN
-Sableye: -6.75 HP, -10 EN

Final Numbers:
-Hariyama: -102 HP, -9 EN
-Sableye: +16 (18.25) HP, -41 (41.3) EN
-Cyclohm: -7 EN

Post-round

Objection:
XXAX

|

Pete | Jafar
Expert Belt | Toxic Orb
HP: 23 | HP: KO
EN: 91 | EN: 63
Stats: 6/2/1/2/50(13) | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Thick Fat | Hyper Cutter
Guts | Sand Veil
Sheer Force (OFF) | Poison Heal
Paralysis (5%) | Faint
No changes | No changes
Foresight (Sableye, 5 actions) | No other

Pwnemon:
XOAX

|

Nelson | Doug
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 83 | HP: 2
EN: 38 | EN: KO
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43 | Stats: 1/5/5/3/80
Keen Eye | Shield Dust
Stall | Static
Prankster | Overcoat
No ailments | Faint
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Misty Terrain (1 round)

What's your Colossoil holding, Pwne?​

 

[Stratos]

Even tho nelson only recovered 23 HP, hariyama should still have taken 25 dmg

Also, with STAB tbolt only costs 6 en, so Hariyama should have eaten a draco too from the Cyclohm that did far more work than any poke could reasonably be expected to in just one match

Also also, expert belt

 

[Objection]

Focus Punch (Sableye) x 3
If Sableye is KO'd, redirect to Colossoil.

 

[Stratos]

gg

colossoil: peck hariyama ~ peck hariyama ~ peck hariyama

sableye: shadow claw hariyama ~ zen headbutt hariyama ~ shadow claw hariyama

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Objection:
XXAX

|

Pete | Jafar
Expert Belt | Toxic Orb
HP: 23 | HP: KO
EN: 91 | EN: 63
Stats: 6/2/1/2/50(13) | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Thick Fat | Hyper Cutter
Guts | Sand Veil
Sheer Force (OFF) | Poison Heal
Paralysis (5%) | Faint
No changes | No changes
Foresight (Sableye, 5 actions) | No other

Pwnemon:
XAAX

|

Nelson | Sid
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 83 | HP: 120
EN: 38 | EN: 100
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43 | Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Keen Eye | Rebound
Stall | Guts
Prankster | Pressure
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | +14 Accuracy
No other | No other

Field:
Misty Terrain (1 round)

Round 6

Welcome to what is probably the end of the highlight match, ladies and gents! Pwnemon's final pokemon - Sid the Colossoil - has just taken the field to back Nelson up, while Pete is on his last legs. The Hariyama appears to be attempting to go out with a bang and tighten his focus, but he gets thrown off as Pwne's big Narwhal pokes him with his horn. Pete tries to back him off and-

Nelson just knocked him to the ground with some shadowy claws! He's not getting back up, the ref's going to check...

This match is over, ladies and gentlemen! Pwnemon takes the cup! Let's give a hearty hand to both players for their impressive performance, and don't forget to stay tuned for the post-game commentary! Thank you, and goodnight!

Crunch

Order: Colossoil, Sableye, Hariyama

Action 1 (Priority: Hariyama, Colossoil, Sableye, Hariyama)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 500): 5413 = Move
Pete is tightening his focus!
Sid used Peck! (Target: Hariyama)
-Crit chance: 1803 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 2 + 7.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 15.75 damage
Nelson used Shadow Claw! (Target: Hariyama)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 2851 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 3 + 1 + 9 - 3 = 17 damage
That does it!
Numbers:
-Hariyama: -23(!) HP
-Sableye: -4 EN
-Colossoil: -3 EN

That's a wrap! Pwnemon is victorious!

Objection:
XXXX

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Pete | Jafar
Expert Belt | Toxic Orb
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 91 | EN: 63
Stats: 6/2/1/2/50(13) | Stats: 4/5/1/3/95
Thick Fat | Hyper Cutter
Guts | Sand Veil
Sheer Force (OFF) | Poison Heal
Faint | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Pwnemon:
XAAX

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Nelson | Sid
Everstone | Expert Belt
HP: 83 | HP: 120
EN: 34 | EN: 97
Stats: 4(6)/3(5)/3/3/43 | Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Keen Eye | Rebound
Stall | Guts
Prankster | Pressure
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | +14 Accuracy
No other | No other

Field:
None

Prizes:

Objection:
3 CC
Gliscor: 3 MC
Tomohawk: 3 MC and 1 KOC
Hariyama: 3 MC
Gardevoir: 3 MC and 1 KOC

Pwnemon:
3 CC
2 UC
Recognition as a HLM winner
Gliscor: 3 MC and 1 KOC
Colossoil: 3 MC
Sableye: 3 MC and 2 KOC
Cyclohm: 3 MC and 1 KOC

The Wanderer:
19 (15 + (.5 * 8)) UC

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