Alright it's ya favourite ladder hero Omari P here and before I get trashed in a few hours it's time for me to share to you my god squad. Now personally - these teams peaked at 1980 or something like that but honestly that doesn't matter because you know what "You can't spell op without Omari P."
Edit this works in usin moon too bc its that fucking good
Now onto the first squad
Thunder P. (Mew) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Fire Blast
- Earth Power
Honestly, this is the true star of the show. For some reason, a lot of ou teams seem to run 2-3 4x weak to ice mons and get mad that I oko them like its my fault they chose to be that weak to ice smh. But ya this mew usually gets 2 kills per game. honestly the true star of the show. if you need it for late game it can be used for that as well! and even with no defensive bulk mew is HARD BODY. Also you can switch the moves up, you know, add an energy ball, or a tbolt idc. do you boo boo.
Omari P. (Hoopa) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Magician
EVs: 44 HP / 252 SpA / 64 SpD / 148 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Nasty Plot
- Substitute
- Focus Blast
You might be wondering "oh wow, jesus dude stop being a hipster why not use hoopa unbound?" and while I'll admit I definitely am I hipster in way (at least in pokemon) hoopa c and hoopa u are just different mons. For one thing this spin blocks, and is a stall killer. It cannot be touched by chansey if behind a sub and with support 6-0s most stall teams (watch out for av tangrowth tho). It also does well against magenerna in stripping away it's av and tanking a fleur cannon. Fuck pursuiters though. Speed b/c you want to be speedy and modest max spA b/c youre the champ. you're OP. omari P.
X or Y X or Y (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 104 HP / 196 Atk / 64 Def / 12 SpD / 132 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Thunder Punch
- Roost
- Flare Blitz
This a bulky but strong ddance set. Now at first glance you might be wondering why this mon doesnt have dclaw. this is mostly for my playstyle. Pokemon is in some ways a war game. War is about deception, you don't usually even need dclaw you just need your opponent to think you have it and many times this works. And the surprise thunder punch (ability boosted) does a lot to toxapex, slowbro, (okos keldeo), etc. Its the movement for real. You need roost for longevity, especially on this hard body team.
Don (Empoleon) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 20 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 228 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Flash Cannon
People always ask me chagrined af - "why tf is your empoleon sash?!" acting like they didnt bring it down to the sash and didnt oko back. This is usually a lead or emergency check. VERY USEFUL. Empoleon has some really nice special attack and natural bulk. It tanks for real. You can change out flash cannon but I really really hate fairies so I leave it in. Also being sash makes you seem brave af and you can make plays b/c of it. All about deception and thinking ahead.
Bird Jesus (Staraptor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Reckless
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Double-Edge
- Close Combat
- U-turn
My favourite scarfer - aint nothing special here folks... HOWEVER if you want to be brave af I highly reccomend replacing uturn with final gambit. Shit rides and takes out skarm.
Mandibuzz @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 192 HP / 252 Def / 64 Spe
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
Lastly we have monsieur hard body himself ( i know it should be madamoiselle herself but idc). This is just a fully defensive buzz with some speed, nothing too ridiculous!
Alright threats are ttar, weavile, and ash greninja. Bless up and have fun tonight. If you have any questions lmk!
Edit this works in usin moon too bc its that fucking good
Now onto the first squad
Thunder P. (Mew) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psychic
- Ice Beam
- Fire Blast
- Earth Power
Honestly, this is the true star of the show. For some reason, a lot of ou teams seem to run 2-3 4x weak to ice mons and get mad that I oko them like its my fault they chose to be that weak to ice smh. But ya this mew usually gets 2 kills per game. honestly the true star of the show. if you need it for late game it can be used for that as well! and even with no defensive bulk mew is HARD BODY. Also you can switch the moves up, you know, add an energy ball, or a tbolt idc. do you boo boo.
Omari P. (Hoopa) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Magician
EVs: 44 HP / 252 SpA / 64 SpD / 148 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Nasty Plot
- Substitute
- Focus Blast
You might be wondering "oh wow, jesus dude stop being a hipster why not use hoopa unbound?" and while I'll admit I definitely am I hipster in way (at least in pokemon) hoopa c and hoopa u are just different mons. For one thing this spin blocks, and is a stall killer. It cannot be touched by chansey if behind a sub and with support 6-0s most stall teams (watch out for av tangrowth tho). It also does well against magenerna in stripping away it's av and tanking a fleur cannon. Fuck pursuiters though. Speed b/c you want to be speedy and modest max spA b/c youre the champ. you're OP. omari P.
X or Y X or Y (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 104 HP / 196 Atk / 64 Def / 12 SpD / 132 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Thunder Punch
- Roost
- Flare Blitz
This a bulky but strong ddance set. Now at first glance you might be wondering why this mon doesnt have dclaw. this is mostly for my playstyle. Pokemon is in some ways a war game. War is about deception, you don't usually even need dclaw you just need your opponent to think you have it and many times this works. And the surprise thunder punch (ability boosted) does a lot to toxapex, slowbro, (okos keldeo), etc. Its the movement for real. You need roost for longevity, especially on this hard body team.
Don (Empoleon) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 20 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 228 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Flash Cannon
People always ask me chagrined af - "why tf is your empoleon sash?!" acting like they didnt bring it down to the sash and didnt oko back. This is usually a lead or emergency check. VERY USEFUL. Empoleon has some really nice special attack and natural bulk. It tanks for real. You can change out flash cannon but I really really hate fairies so I leave it in. Also being sash makes you seem brave af and you can make plays b/c of it. All about deception and thinking ahead.
Bird Jesus (Staraptor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Reckless
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Double-Edge
- Close Combat
- U-turn
My favourite scarfer - aint nothing special here folks... HOWEVER if you want to be brave af I highly reccomend replacing uturn with final gambit. Shit rides and takes out skarm.
Mandibuzz @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 192 HP / 252 Def / 64 Spe
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
Lastly we have monsieur hard body himself ( i know it should be madamoiselle herself but idc). This is just a fully defensive buzz with some speed, nothing too ridiculous!
Alright threats are ttar, weavile, and ash greninja. Bless up and have fun tonight. If you have any questions lmk!
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