Akela vs. LupusAter! I really need to stop slacking!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.​
Da Rules said:
2 v 2 Doubles FE
Training Items
All Abilities
ASB Arena
2 subs
5 chill 2 recovery
Switch = KO
DQ: 2 days
Tonight's warriors are...
Akela:
Smeargle [Frederick Ulysses Christopher Kruger Young Oswald Unger] [M]
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Naive Nature (+15% Speed, +9% Accuracy, -1 SpD)
Type: Normal
Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Egg Group: Field
Abilities:
Own Tempo (Passive): This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
Technician (Passive): This Pokemon is more skilled at performing weaker moves, causing any of their one-hit or two-hit attacks that normally have 6 or less Base Attack Power to have their Base Attack Power on each hit multiplied by 1.5. (e.g. Aerial Ace goes from 6 to 9, Mach Punch goes from 4 to 6, Double Hit to from 4 per hit to 6 per hit etc.) The Energy Cost for a one-hit or two-hit attack is increased by one (1). Each hit in a multi-hit move is boosted by one (1) Base Attack Power, and the Energy Cost for multi-hit attacks is increased by two (2). Because Technician is a multiplier on single hit moves, its effect is applied to Base Attack Power before any additive effects. Technician only applies to combos in the rare case that an initial hit will have 6 or less BAP.
Moody (Passive): This Pokemon's feelings are always fluctuating, and its mood at any given time greatly influences how it can act from one round to the next. In addition to its general nature, this Pokemon displays a burst of emotional power each round that shares characteristics with other natures, affecting the Pokemon's Ranks directly. At the end of each round the Pokemon changes its Moody nature (roll out of 25 R1 and out of 24 in subsequent rounds), a nature that has the regular drawbacks of a nature but enhances that nature's strengths.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 87 (+) [+9 ACC]
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 11

MC: 0
DC: 5/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketch
Sketched
After You (Lilligant)
AncientPower (Carracosta)
Barrier (Corsola)
Bide (Shuckle)
Brave Bird (Braviary)
Brine (Starmie)
Bulldoze (Nidoran♂)
Double Kick (Nidoran♂)
Electroweb (Wurmple)
Eruption (Cyndaquil)
ExtremeSpeed (Arcanine)
Helping Hand (Miltank)
Hi Jump Kick (Blaziken)
Imprison (Grimer)
Leech Life (Zubat)
Leech Seed (Exeggutor)
Light Screen (Slugma)
Mega Drain (Lilligant)
Milk Drink (Miltank)
Minimize (Starmie)
Pluck (Archeops)
Poison Jab (Grimer)
Psychic (Exeggutor)
Reflect (Slugma)
Skill Swap (Sigilyph)
Spikes (Dwebble)
Substitute (Grimer)
Swift (Flareon)
Tri Attack (Starmie)
Yawn (Slugma)
Archeops [Mor] [F]
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Lonely Nature (+1 ATK, -1 Def)
Types: Rock/Flying
Rock STAB; reduce damage from all special attacks by two (2) Base Attack Power during Sandstorm. Able to use Sand Tomb without losing focus.
Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks except under the effects of Smack Down and Gravity, even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Will always hit foes with Dig (except other Flying types) and Dive. Cannot be hit by Dive unless the attacking Pokemon has a size class greater than four (4). Immune to Spikes and Toxic Spikes. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.
Egg Group: Flying/Water 3
Ability:
Defeatist (Trait): The Pokemon tires from prolonged battles easily, and its Attack and Special Attack reduce by two (2) Ranks when at or below 50% of its maximum HP. Once Defeatist is active, attacks cost two (2) less energy. If the Pokemon goes back above 50% of its maximum HP in battle, Defeatist's effects will disappear.
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 2 (-)
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 110
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 22

EC: 6/6
MC: 0

Attacks: (67/70)
Level Up
Acrobatics
Agility
AncientPower
Crunch
Double Team
Dragon Claw
DragonBreath
Endeavor
Leer
Pluck
Quick Attack
Quick Guard
Rock Slide
Rock Throw
Scary Face
Thrash
U-Turn
Wing Attack
Egg
Bite
Defog
Dragon Pulse
Earth Power
Head Smash
Knock Off
Steel Wing
Tutor
Aqua Tail
Bounce
Heat Wave
Iron Defense
Iron Tail
Outrage
Roost
Sky Attack
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stealth Rock
Tailwind
Uproar
TM/HM
Aerial Ace
Attract
Bulldoze
Dig
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Facade
Fly
Focus Blast
Frustration
Giga Impact
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Protect
Rest
Return
Rock Polish
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Sandstorm
Shadow Claw
Smack Down
Stone Edge
Substitute
Swagger
Taunt
Torment
Toxic
VS.​
LupusAter:
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Colossoil Jormungandr (M)
Nature: Adamant (+1 Atk, -1 SpA)
Type: Dark/Ground
Dark: Dark STAB; Immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 6 per action Energy Cost to 5 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

Abilities:
Rebound: (Innate) When this Pokemon is released into battle, it senses the hazards the opponent has laid on the field and thrusts them to the other side of the arena where they will affect the opponent's Pokemon. The Pokemon does not suffer the effects of these hazards when it switches in.
Guts: (Innate) This Pokemon is tenacious and will work ever harder when under a status condition, raising the base attack power of all its physical attacks by two (2). Pokemon with Guts ignore the attack drop from burn.
Pressure (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s presence fills the air with intense anxiety, and any damaging or status attack launched at this Pokemon costs the opposing Pokemon two (2) more energy to perform.

6/6 EC
0 MC
5/5 DC

HP: 120
Atk: Rank 6 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 95
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 10
Base Rank Total: 22

Attacks:
Drill Run
Peck
Bite
Horn Attack
Body Slam
Leer
Tackle
Mud Shot
Bubblebeam
Rapid Spin
Mud Bomb
Pursuit
Dig
Muddy Water
Bounce
Crunch
Megahorn
Horn Drill

Fire Fang
Sucker Punch
Aqua Tail

Earthquake
Rock Slide
Payback
U-Turn
Taunt
Snatch
Superpower
Brick Break
Poison Jab
Snarl
Giga Impact
Knock Off
Protect
Substitute
Double Team

36 moves
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Hydreigon Typhon (M)
Nature: Rash(+Sp.Atk, -Sp.Def)
Type:
Dark: Dark STAB; Immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.

Ability:Levitate(Innate)This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading all the seismic moves. Earth Power will have 3 less BAP. Dig and Dive can still strike a Levitating Pokemon, but only if their user is over Size Class 4, has Levitate, is 3.5m or larger, or is a Flying-type. Other Ground moves can still hit.

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 6 (+)
SpD: Rank 2 (-)
Spe: 98
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 22

EC:9/9
MC: 0

Tri Attack
Double Hit
Tackle
Dragon Rage
Focus Energy
Bite
Headbutt
DragonBreath
Roar
Crunch
Dragon Pulse
Outrage

Dark Pulse
Earth Power
Fire Fang

Taunt
Protect
Thunder Wave
Hyper Voice
Flamethrower
Surf
Charge Beam
Draco Meteor
Tailwind
Focus Blast
Reflect
Stone Edge
Roost
Spite
Substitute
Fly
Double Team
Dragon Tail
34 moves
How this shit is gonna go down:
Akela attaches any items to his mons
Lupus does the same + orders
Akela orders
It's go time​
 
Jorm gets an EXP. Share.
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Jormungardr, Taunt (Smeargle)- Rock Slide- Aqua Tail (Archeops).
IF Archeops uses an Evasive move A3, change that action with Pursuit (Archeops).
IF Archeops targets you with Taunt A1, change that action with Aqua Tail (Archeops).
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Typhon, Dragon Pulse (Smeargle)- Dark Pulse (Archeops)- Dragon Pulse (Archeops)
IF Smeargle is under the effects of a protective move A1, change A1 to Taunt (Archeops) and A2 to Taunt (Smeargle)
IF Archeops targets Colossoil with Taunt A1, change that action with Taunt (Smeargle)
 
Archeops: Outrage + Outrage > Cool Down (Outrage) > Rock Slide + Rock Smash
Smeargle: Helping Hand (Archeops) > Leech Life (Hydreigon) > Mega Drain (Colossoil)
 
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 90 | HP: 100
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 1/2/1/1/87 | Stats: 6/2/4/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody | None
No ailments | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 120 | HP: 100
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Round 1: When the chief's away...
♫Party Stronger

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HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES WHILE THE MEATBAGS ARE MAKING EXCESSIVE NOISE.

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Theodore, I have doubts about this soiree you intend on holding...

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Aw come on, Al. The chief's gonna be gone all week - we're sure to get away with it!

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I think otherwise. Moreover, I have reservations with the troubadours you've recruited.

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Oh, the band's here?

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Indeed. I know that musicians these days tend to look rather unusual, but the percussion artist strikes me as...a tad offensive.

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Why, what's wrong with the dru-oh dear God WHY?!

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...Sup?

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THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN AIDS THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN. THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN BLASTS THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN WITH PURPLE FLAMES. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN ENRAGES THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN. THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN SMASHES INTO THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN WITH DESTRUCTIVE FORCE.

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING. THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN RELEASES BLACK WAVES UPON THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN THROWS ROCKS. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING.

THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN BURNS THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN WITH PURPLE FLAMES. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN STRIKES THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN WITH AN AQUATIC TAIL. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN DRAINS THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN'S LIFE. THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN RAINS SHARDS OF STONE UPON THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN AND THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN. THE THREE-HEADED SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED.

Akela. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. SIXTY. TWO. POINT. ZERO. EIGHT. FOUR. NINE. THREE. THREE. THREE. SEVEN. NINE-​

Order: Archeops, Hydreigon, Colossoil, Smeargle

Action 1 (Priority: Smeargle, Hydreigon, Colossoil, Archeops)
Smeargle with a longass name used Helping Hand! (Target: Archeops)
Smeargle with a longass name is ready to aid Mor!
Typhon used Dragon Pulse! (Target: Smeargle)
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 2055 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 8.5 - 1.5 = 19 damage
Jormungandr used Taunt! (Target: Smeargle)
Smeargle with a longass name is pissed! (6 actions)
Mor used WAAAGH!!!
-Target chance (1 = Colossoil; 2 = Hydreigon): 2 = Hydreigon
-Crit chance: 5173 = NOPE.
-Damage: (((12 * 2.25) * 2) + 8.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 87 DAMAGE!!!!!
-Energy cost: 20 * 1.75 = 35 EN
-Energy cost (Helping Hand): 4 + (54 / 2) = 31 EN
-Confusion chance (1 = light; 2 = severe; 3 = intense): 3 = intense
Mor was confused due to fatigue! (4 actions)
Numbers:
-Smeargle: -19 HP, -31 EN
-Archeops: -35 EN
-Colossoil: -9 EN
-Hydreigon: -87(JESUS CHRIST!!!) HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Mor must cool down!
Typhon used Dark Pulse! (Target: Smeargle)
-Crit chance: 3951 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 1.5 = 18 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 2000): 1165 = EEEEEEEYUP.
Jormungandr used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, Smeargle:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 9357 = NOPE.
Rock Slide, Archeops:
-Hit chance (hit <= 9000): 5157 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6131 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
The force of the blow snapped Mor out of confusion!
Smeargle with a longass name flinched and couldn't move!

Numbers:
-Smeargle: -18 HP
-Archeops: -17.25 HP
-Colossoil: -6 EN
-Hydreigon: -5 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Hydreigon, Colossoil, Smeargle, Archeops)
Typhon used Dragon Pulse! (Target: Archeops)
-Crit chance: 1476 = NOPE.
-Damage: 9 + 3 + 8.5 - 4.5 = 16 damage
Jormungandr used Aqua Tail! (Target: Archeops)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3462 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6243 = NOEP.
-Damage: (9 + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 21.75 damage
Smeargle with a longass name used Mega Drain! (Target: Colossoil)
-Crit chance: 6172 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 1.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 9 damage
-Absorption: 9 / 2 = 4.5 HP
Mor used Flak Rain!
Flak Rain, Colossoil:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 6711 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8590 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((20 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * .67 = 13.07 damage
Jormungandr's defense fell! (-1 Def, 1 round)
Flak Rain, Hydreigon:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 4548 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3342 = NOPE.
-Damage: (20 * .75) + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 19.5 damage
-Energy cost: (12 * 1.5) - 3 + 2 = 17 EN
Typhon fainted!
-Moody chance: 16 = Calm
Smeargle with a longass name calmed down! (+2 SpD, -1 Atk)
Numbers:
-Smeargle: +4.5 HP, -12 EN
-Archeops: -37.75(Ouch!) HP, -17 EN
-Colossoil: -22.07 HP, -7 EN
-Hydreigon: -13 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Smeargle: -33 (32.5) HP, -43 EN
-Archeops: -55 HP, -52 EN
-Colossoil: -22 (22.07) HP, -22 EN
-Hydreigon: -100 HP, -17 EN
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 57 | HP: 45
EN: 57 | EN: 48
Stats: 1(0)/2/1/1(3)/87 | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Calm) | None
Taunt (4 actions) | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 98 | HP: KO
EN: 78 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
-1 Def (1 round) | No changes
No other | No other
 
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 57 | HP: 45
EN: 57 | EN: 48
Stats: 1(0)/2/1/1(3)/87 | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Calm) | None
Taunt (4 actions) | No ailments
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 98 | HP: KO
EN: 78 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
-1 Def (1 round) | No changes
No other | No other
Round 2: ...The staff will play...

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HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THE MEATBAGS ARE MAKING EXCESSIVE NOISE.
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Okay, so the drummer's a giant penis monster. By the time they're ready to play, everybody's gonna be too drunk to care...you...you DID secure the booze, right?

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...I was not informed of this...

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Wait, what?! Didn't I tell you just before you...oh wait, sorry, I forgot I put three other guys in charge of tha-

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WE HAVE ARRIVED!

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And we've got your alcohol!

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Now take us to Moe!

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...Theodore, did you truly employ those three scoundrels?!
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THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN CREATES A CARICATURE OF ITSELF. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN LEVELS THE GROUND.

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN DESTROYS THE SUBSTITUTE. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN BITES THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN DRAINS THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN'S BLOOD.

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN SLAMS INTO THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN WITH A WATERY TAIL. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN LEVELS THE GROUND. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN SLAMS EVEN HARDER INTO THE ARCHAEOPTERYX SPECIMEN WITH A WATERY TAIL. THE ARCHAEOPTERYX IS DEFEATED.

LupusAter. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. SEVENTY. TWO. POINT. EIGHT. EIGHT. EIGHT. EIGHT. EIGHT-
Order: Archeops, Colossoil, Smeargle

Action 1
Mor must cool down!
Jormungandr used Substitute!
Jormungandr made a substitute!
(15 HP)
Smeargle with a longass name used Bulldoze!
Doesn't hit Mor!

Bulldoze, Colossoil:
-Crit chance: 8889 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 * .75) - 4.5 + 2 = 4.25 damage
Numbers:
-Smeargle: -5 EN
-Archeops: No changes
-Colossoil: -15 HP, -12 EN

Action 2
Mor used Endeavor! (Target: Colossoil)
-Damage: (83 - 45) / 1.75 = 21.71 damage!
-Energy cost: 6 + (21.71 / 1.75) = 12.41 EN
Jormungandr's substitute was destroyed!
Jormungandr used Crunch!
(Target: Archeops)
-Crit chance: 5043 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 8.5 - 3 = 16.5 damage
-Effect chance (-1 Def <= 2000): 5748 = NOPE.
Smeargle with a longass name used Mega Drain! (Target: Colossoil)
-Crit chance: 8439 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 1.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 9 damage
-Absorption: 9 / 2 = 4.5 HP
Numbers:
-Smeargle: +4.5 HP, -12 EN
-Archeops: -16.5 HP, -12.41 EN
-Colossoil: -9 HP, -5 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Archeops, Smeargle, Colossoil)
Mor used Aqua Tail!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 8893 = Barely.
-Crit chance: 8915 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 2 = 17.75 damage
Smeargle with a longass name used Bulldoze!
Doesn't hit Mor!

Bulldoze, Colossoil:
-Crit chance: 7305 = NOPE.
-damage: (9 * .75) - 4.5 + 2 = 4.25 damage
Jormungandr's Speed fell! (-1 Spe, 1 round)
Jormungandr used Mer-slam! (Target: Archeops)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8100): 7654 = hit
-Crit chance: 4749 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((9 * 2.25) + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 38.63 Damage!!
-Energy cost: 18 * 1.75 = 31.5 EN
Mor fainted!
-Moody chance: 17 = Careful
Smeargle with a longass name became more careful! (+2 SpD, -1 SpA)
Numbers:
-Smeargle: -5 EN
-Archeops: -28.5(!) HP, -7 EN
-Colossoil: -22(!) HP, -31.5 EN

Final Numbers
:
-Smeargle: +5 (4.5) HP, -22 EN
-Archeops: -45 HP, -19 (19.41) EN
-Colossoil: -46 HP, -49 (48.5) EN
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 62 | HP: KO
EN: 35 | EN: 29
Stats: 1/2/1(0)/1(3)/87 | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Careful) | None
Taunt (1 action) | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 52 | HP: KO
EN: 29 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95(54) | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
-1 Spe (1 round) | No changes
No other | No other
 
Cooldown- Chill- U-Turn(Smeargle)
IF Hi Jump Kick, change that action with Protect and push down, but not consecutively.
 
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 62 | HP: KO
EN: 35 | EN: 29
Stats: 1/2/1(0)/1(3)/87 | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Careful) | None
Taunt (1 action) | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 52 | HP: KO
EN: 29 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95(54) | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
-1 Spe (1 round) | No changes
No other | No other
Round 3: ...and all hell will break loose before long.

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HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THE MEATBAGS ARE MAKING EXCESSIVE NOISE.

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Theodore, are you mad?! These ruffians have been hounding Moe since time immemorial - No sort of means could coerce her into meeting with them!

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Don't worry Al, I got this...Nah, she'll come to you. In fact, she's in the next room right now! Hey Moe, come on out!

*A clanking noise emerges from the next room, and out comes Moe...rather, a robot dressed like her.*

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KANNACHAIWUH MINUS AN. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SUPER K-Y TIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIM*bzzzt* NOW D E E E E E E SOO TILDE EXCLAMATION POINT CARET UNDERSCORE CARET.

*Larry, Fergus and Jim stare blankly for a few seconds...before squealing with joy.*

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Oh my god it really is her!
AT LAST WE HAVE MET OUR IDOL!
She's so kawaii!

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I don't know which is more unnerving, Theodore...the fact that you've given them an obviously ersatz substitute, or the fact that they believe her to be real.


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Hey, we got our booze, right? Hey, leave the alcohol on the table over there, right?

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Huh? Oh right, yeah. Hey, Moe-tan, you wanna go somewhere with us after we drop off the drinks?

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KANNACHAIWUH MINUS AN. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SUPER K-Y TIM NOW D E E E E E E SOO TILDE EXCLAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM*blows a gasket*ATION POINT CARET UNDERSCORE CARET.

*beat*

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WE SHALL TAKE THAT AS A YES!

*and then they all run off together.*

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Theodore, something bothers me...where did you secure the automaton?

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SUCKSEZZZZZZZZZZZZ! A perfekt replikah!

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Oh, hi Dr. Verylongname. Your robot worked like a charm!

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Now zen...eet eez time to uphold your end of zee bargain, Ted. I shall begin on upgradink zee band'z zpeekerz!

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Have fun with that.

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...I rescind my statement.

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Huh?

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I am now utterly certain news of this will reach the chief's ears. And when it does, only a miracle would let us escape Punney with our lives.
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THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN IS TOO ANGRY TO DO ANYTHING. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING.

THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN RAINS SALTY WATER ON THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN. THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN RELAXES.

THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN PROTECTS ITSELF. THE PAINTBRUSH SPECIMEN CRASHES TRYING TO HARM THE NARWHAL SPECIMEN.

LupusAter. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. SEVENTY. TWO. POINT. NINE. NINE. EIGHT. FOUR. TWO. ONE. SEVEN. SIX-
Order: Smeargle, Colossoil

Action 1
Smeargle with a longass name is too pissed to use Chill!
Jormungandr must cool down!
Numbers:
-Colossoil: No changes
-Smeargle: No changes

Action 2
Smeargle with a longass name used Brine!
-Crit chance: 2119 = NOPE.
-Damage: (13 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 12.75 damage
Jormungandr used Chill!
Jormungandr recovered 12 EN!
Numbers:
-Colossoil: -12.75 HP, +12 EN
-Smeargle: -8 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Colossoil, Smeargle)
Jormungandr used Protect!
Jormungandr is protecting himself!
Smeargle with a longass name used Hi Jump Kick!
NOPE.
-Damage (for energy cost and recoil): (13 + 1.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 15 damage
-Energy cost: 7 + (15 / 2.5) = 11 EN
-Recoil: 15 / 2 = 7.5 damage
-Moody: 19 = Sassy
Numbers:
-Colossoil: -11 EN
-Smeargle: -7.5 HP, -8 EN

Final Numbers:
-Colossoil: -13 (12.75) HP, +1 EN
-Smeargle: -8 (7.5) HP, -16 EN
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 54 | HP: KO
EN: 19 | EN: 29
Stats: 1/2/1/1(3)/87(75) | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Sassy) | None
No ailments | Faint
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 39 | HP: KO
EN: 30 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other
 
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: 54 | HP: KO
EN: 19 | EN: 29
Stats: 1/2/1/1(3)/87(75) | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody (Sassy) | None
No ailments | Faint
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 39 | HP: KO
EN: 30 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Round 4: Also, robots.

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HELLO. I AM A-

*Fergus, Larry and Jim barge through the back with Robo-Moe in tow.*

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This place'll be great! You like coffee shops, right?

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CON A CHAI WUH MINUS AN. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SUPER K Y TIM NOW D E-

*As Robo-Moe is dragged off, her ocular sensors make contact with Robo-Ref's. One could swear time stopped, and all that could be heard was this.*

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...

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...THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN. IF THE PROBLEM PERSISTS, CONTACT THE PROGRAM VENDOR.

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...SENSOR READINGS INCALCULABLE. LOGIC GRID OVERHEATING. UNIDENTIFIED MODEL LOCKED ON. PURSUE IMMEDIATELY. PURSUE IMMEDIATELY. PURSUE IMMEDIATELY.

*Robo-Ref leaves the fight to pursue Robo-Moe and her stalkers admirers. Also, Lupus wins - but barely.*
Order: Colossoil, Smeargle

Action 1
Jormungandr used Chill!
Jormungandr recovered 12 EN!

Smeargle with a longass name used Chill!
Smeargle with a longass name recovered 12 EN!

Numbers:
-Smeargle: +12 EN
-Colossoil: +12 EN
Action 2
Jormungandr used Earthquake!
-Crit chance: 3236 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 8.5 - 3 = 18.5 damage
Smeargle with a longass name used Mega Drain!
-Crit chance: 462 = EEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
-Absorption: 13.5 / 2 = 6.75 damage
Numbers:
-Smeargle: -11.75 HP, -12 EN
-Colossoil: -13.5 HP, -6 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Smeargle, Colossoil)
Smeargle with a longass name used Chill!
Smeargle with a longass name recovered 12 EN!

Jormungandr used Narwhal Suplex!
-Crit chance: 5530 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((12 * 2.25) + 8.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 48.75 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost: 20 * 1.75 = 35 EN
Smeargle with a longass name fainted!
Numbers:
-Smeargle: -42.25 HP, +12 EN
-Colossoil: -35 EN

Final Numbers:
-Smeargle: -54 HP, +12 EN
-Colossoil: -14 (13.5) HP, -29 EN
Akela:
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Smeargle with a longass name | Mor
Exp. Share | Amulet Coin
HP: KO | HP: KO
EN: 31 | EN: 29
Stats: 1/2/1/1/87 | Stats: 6(4)/2/4(2)/3/110
Tangled Feet | Defeatist
Technician | None
Moody | None
Faint | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

VS.

LupusAter:
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Jormungandr | Typhon
Exp. Share | Nothing
HP: 25 | HP: KO
EN: 1 | EN: 83
Stats: 6/3/2/3/95 | Stats: 4/3/6/2/98
Rebound | Levitate
Guts | None
Pressure | None
No ailments | Faint
No changes | No changes
No other | No other

Prizes:
Akela:
2 CC
Smeargle: 4 MC
Archeops: 3 MC and 1 KOC

LupusAter:
1 CC
Colossoil: 4 MC and 2 KOC
Hydreigon: 3 MC

The Wanderer:
4 UC

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...Hey Al, have you seen Robo-Ref? I need him to play bouncer, make sure none of the weirdos get in.

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Say the ones you chose to prepare the fete...I haven't seen hide nor metallic hair of the automaton, actually. I wonder where he could-

*BOOM!*

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Sorry! Zee boomertronz overheeted!

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You know what else is sorry? Dicks.

TO BE CONTINUED...
 
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