Avnomke vs Alakazam! The fuck's that Skiddo doin

[waterwarrior]

1v1 FE flash
Blah blah blah

Ala:

Swampert

Swampert* [Flood] (M)
Nature: Quiet
Type: Water / Ground

Abilities:
Torrent (Passive)
Damp (Passive) (H, unlocked)

Stats:

HP: 110
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 52 (-)
-10% Evasion
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 9/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Ancient Power
Aqua Tail
Attract
Avalanche*
Barrier
Bide*
Bite*
Blizzard
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Confide
Counter
Dig*
Dive
Double-Edge*
Double Team
Earth Power
Earthquake
Echoed Voice
Endeavor
Endure
Facade
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Foresight*
Frustration
Giga Impact
Growl*
Hail
Hammer Arm
Hidden Power (Grass)
Hydro Cannon
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Punch
Icy Wind
Iron Tail
Low Kick
Mimic
Mirror Coat
Mud Bomb
Mud Shot
Mud-Slap*
Mud Sport*
Muddy Water
Outrage
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Rain Dance
Refresh
Rest
Return
Roar
Rock Slide*
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Scald
Sleep Talk
Sludge Wave
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Strength
Substitute
Superpower
Surf
Swagger
Tackle*
Take Down
Toxic
Waterfall*
Water Gun*
Water Pledge
Water Pulse
Whirlpool
Wide Guard
Yawn
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79 Moves

Avnomke:

John the Skiddo

Skiddo M John
Stats: 100/4+/2/3/2/45- -10% evasion 1/3 15

Abilities:
Sap Sipper:
This Pokemon lives on a steady diet of plants and has developed defenses to every Grass-type attack. When attacked with a Grass-type move, damage and effects are negated and the Pokemon gains a one (1) stage boost to its Attack and natural Attack stage.
Grass Pelt (Locked):
This Pokemon thrives on environments with Grass Arena type or under the Grassy Terrain effect, reducing the damage from incoming physical attacks by two (2) BAP.

MC/EC/AC
0/1/1

Attacks:
Aerial Ace
Attract
Brick Break
Bulk Up
Bulldoze
Confide
Defense Curl
Dig
Double-Edge
Double Team
Earthquake
Energy Ball
Facade
Frustration
Giga Impact
Grass Knot
Growth
Hidden Power
Horn Leech
Hyper Beam
Leaf Blade
Leech Seed
Milk Drink
Nature Power
Payback
Protect
Rain Dance
Razor Leaf
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Roar
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rollout
Round
Seed Bomb
Sleep Talk
Solar Beam
Strength
Substitute
Sunny Day
Surf
Swagger
Synthesis
Tackle
Tail Whip
Take Down
Toxic
Vine Whip
Wild Charge
Worry Seed

Avnomke orders
Someoneelse orders
Me

 

[Avnomke]

SKIDDO @ EXP. SHARE
LEAF BLADE ~ HORN LEECH ~ LEAF BLADE
IF COUNTER, THEN GIGA DRAIN
IF BIDE, THEN LEECH SEED THE FIRST ACTION OF BIDE AND TAIL WHIP THE SECOND

 

[Someoneelse]

SWAMPERT @ EXP. SHARE

AVALANCHE > AVALANCHE > AVALANCHE
I PROBABLY CAN'T WIN THIS LOL

 

[waterwarrior]

Pre-Round:

Flood @ Exp. Share
HP: 110
EN: 100
4/3/4/3/52/ -10% Eva

John @ Exp. Share
HP: 100
EN: 100
4/2/3/2/45/ -10% Eva

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Action 1
Leaf Blade -> Flood (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 7765 = no crit
(9+3+(4-3)1.5)(2.25) = 30.375 DMG

Avalanche -> John (8 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 1182 = no crit
(12+(4-2)1.5)(1.5) = 22.5 DMG

Action 2
Horn Leech -> Flood (11 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 6064 = no crit
(8+3+(4-3)1.5)(2.25) = 28.125 DMG = 14.0625 recovered

Avalanche -> John (12 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 2041 = no crit
(12+(4-2)1.5)(1.5) = 22.5 DMG

Action 3
Leaf Blade -> Flood (6 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 7765 = no crit
(9+3+(4-3)1.5)(2.25) = 30.375 DMG

Avalanche -> John (16 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 6878 = no crit
(12+(4-2)1.5)(1.5) = 22.5 DMG

Swampert may lose the battle but he's awesome so he never really loses

Post-Round:

Flood @ Exp. Share
HP: 29
EN: 64
4/3/4/3/52/ -10% Eva

John @ Exp. Share
HP: 47
EN: 77
4/2/3/2/45/ -10% Eva

Someoneelse

 

[Someoneelse]

DIG > DIVE > DIG
IF [SKIDDO USES A DAMAGING GRASS-TYPE COMBINATION], THEN [USE SUBSTITUTE (15)] AND [PUSH ACTIONS BACK].
IF [SKIDDO USES DIG], THEN [USE ICE BEAM].

 

[Avnomke]

VINE WHIP+VINE WHIP ~ VINE WHIP+VINE WHIP ~ LEAF BLADE+LEAF BLADE

NONE SHALL DEFEAT THE MIGHTY SKIDDO.
WHY ARE WE GIVING ORDERS IN FULL CAPS

 

[Someoneelse]

MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK HELP

 

[waterwarrior]

AHHHHHHH CALL TECH SUPPORT ITS GOT ME TOO EXCEPT FOR THE C/P PARTS

Post-Round:

Flood @ Exp. Share
HP: 29
EN: 64
4/3/4/3/52/ -10% Eva

John @ Exp. Share
HP: 47
EN: 77
4/2/3/2/45/ -10% Eva

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ACTION 1
FLOOD USED SUBSTITUTE (12 EN, 15 HP)

SUPAH VINE WHIP -> FLOOD (16.5 EN)
(11.25+3+(4-3)1.5)(2.25) = 35.4375 DMG
SUB GONE

ACTION 2
FLOOD DUG UNDERGROUND! (9 EN)

COOL DOWN

DIG -> JOHN
RNG ROLL (TO CRIT) 7859 = NO CRIT
(8+3+(4-2)1.5)(.67) = 9.38 DMG

ACTION 3
FLOOD USED SUBSTITUTE (12 EN)
FAILED

SUPER LEAF BLADE -> FLOOD (30.5 EN)
RNG ROLL (TO CRIT) 4056 = NO CRIT
(20.25+3+(4-3)1.5)(2.25) = 55.6875 DMG

THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO SWAMPERT AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN YA HEAR

Post-Round:

Flood @ Exp. Share
HP: -42
EN: KO
4/3/4/3/52/ -10% Eva

John @ Exp. Share
HP: 56
EN: 30
4/2/3/2/45/ -10% Eva

Someoneelse GETS 1 CC
FLOOD THE SWAMPERT GETS 4 MC

Avnomke GETS 1 CC
JOHN THE SKIDDO GETS 1 EC, 3 MC, 1 AC, 1 KOC

3 UC FOR ME