Dragon Eggs (Zarator vs Nerd)

[Vanillish Wafer]

"Welcome to the ASB Arena, where a dragon and a pink blobby thing are about to do battle. Are you excited? God, do I need to do this narrating thing? It's clear that I have no enthusiasm."

"Of course you do! From now on you're my reffing assistant. Anyway, let's look at the Pokemon! Here we have Zarator and his Dragonair, who will be facing off against Agender Nerd and their blob - I mean Chansey!"

"Wasting my time reffing these NFEs, I shouldn't be here, I'm The Laxative..."

Horus-Re the Dragonair @ Heart Scale

Dragonair (Horus-Re) (M)
Nature: Quiet (Sp. Attack increased; Speed and evasion lowered)
Type: Dragon
Abilities: Shed Skin, (HA LOCKED) Marvel Scale

Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 60 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 2
Evasion reduced by 10%
Base Rank Total: 18

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
AC: 4/5

Attacks (25/77 moves)

Agility
Aqua Jet
Bide
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Dragon Tail
Endure
Extremespeed
Fire Blast
Haze
Hyper Beam
Iron Tail
Leer
Outrage
Protect
Safeguard
Slam
Substitute
Surf
Thunderbolt
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Twister
Wrap

VS

Atalya the Chansey

Chansey (♀) [Atalya]
Types:

Abilities:
Natural Cure / Serene Grace / Healer (Locked)

Nature: Quiet (+1 SpA, -7 Spe, -10 Evasion)

Stats:
HP: 145
Atk: 1
Def: 1
SpA: 3 (+)
SpD: 4
Spe: 43 (-)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
AC: 2/5 (Locked)

Attacks: 27/128

: 3/31
Flamethrower
Ice Beam
Shadow Ball

: 6/46
Counter
Double-Edge
Double-Slap
Mud Bomb
Pound
Return

: 18/51
Bestow
Charm
Copycat
Defense Curl
Endure
Gravity
Growl
Metronome
Minimize
Protect
Refresh
Sing
Soft-Boiled
Substitute
Sweet Kiss
Tail Whip
Thunder Wave
Toxic

Agender Nerd sends out and equips
zarator sends out, equips and orders
Agender Nerd orders
Vanillish Wafer tries to teach a Snorlax​

 

[Agender Nerd]

Atalya w/Exp. Share

 

[Agender Nerd]

zarator

 

[zarator]

Sorry

Dragon Pulse - Dragon Tail - Dragon Pulse
If Chansey uses Counter on A2, replace your respective action with Dragon Pulse

 

[Agender Nerd]

Ice Beam ~ Return ~ Ice Beam

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

HP: 145
EN: 100
1/1/3/4/43
Status: OK
​

HP: 100
EN: 100
3/3/4/3/60
Status: OK

"Ugh, somehow the pink thing has more HP than me. Whoever made this thing's ASB stats must have been an enemy of Snorlaxes everywhere."

"You see this wall? This wall that says 'do not break at risk of losing immersiveness'? Don't break this wall."

Calcs

Action 1

Dragonair used Dragon Pulse!
Crit=no (6958) lol
9 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 12
Chansey took 12 damage!
-6 EN

Chansey used Ice Beam!
Crit=no (7422)
Freeze=no (4152)
9 + 4.5 - 4.5 * 1.5 =13.5
Dragonair took 13.5 damage!
-7 EN

Dragonair: 86.5, 94
Chansey: 133, 93

Action 2

Dragonair used Dragon Tail!
Hit=yes (8213)
Crit=no (8016)
6 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 12
Chansey took 12 damage!
-4 EN

Chansey used Return!
Crit=no (6571)
10 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5 = 10
Dragonair took 10 damage!
-6 EN

Dragonair: 76.5, 90
Chansey: 121, 87

Action 3

Dragonair used Dragon Pulse!
Crit=no (6244) lol
9 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 12
Chansey took 12 damage!
-6 EN

Chansey used Ice Beam!
Crit=no (7817)
Freeze=no (8913)
9 + 4.5 - 4.5 * 1.5 =13.5
Dragonair took 13.5 damage!
-7 EN

Dragonair: 63, 84
Chansey: 109, 80

"Why do I need to narrate the round? Oh for Arceus' sake they're finished already. Both Pokemon used ranged attacks, then the Chansey runs at the Dragonair but gets a tail in its face. They then do the beam thing again."

"No, no, you need to give spectators a fascinating mental image! For example the Dragon Pulses could be described as blue waves of energy with an arcane power pulsing through them from the bottom of the Dragonair's stomach. And so on and so forth."

"Yeah, fine. The Dragonair launches a powerful wave of pure draconic energy at the Chansey, who blocks it with her egg and retaliates with a light blue beam that made the air steamy. The Dragonair exhales and visibly creates clouds of steam rising into the sky, from where a Chansey proceeds to dive on the Dragonair. Thinking fast, it smacks the huge blob with its tail just before getting smacked into the ground, the beads on its tail sliding across the skin of the pink thing. The Dragonair slides out from underneath it at the sight of more frozen energy charging up, and launches a forceful wave that makes everything numb for a few seconds, before the Ice Beam hit it right on its horn."

"That's really good! I should get you to help me more often!"

"Screw you, I've got roads to sleep on."
​

HP: 109
EN: 80
1/1/3/4/43
Status: OK
​

HP: 63
EN: 84
3/3/4/3/60
Status: OK


Agender Nerd orders
zarator orders
The Laxative finds a comfortable road

 

[Agender Nerd]

Return ~ Ice Beam ~ Return
If Dragonair uses Bide A1, use counter A3

 

[zarator]

Bide - Bide - Bide

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

HP: 109
EN: 80
1/1/3/4/43
Status: OK
​

HP: 63
EN: 84
3/3/4/3/60
Status: OK

"Why am I still here?"

"Because you're my friend"

Calcs

Action 1

Dragonair began storing energy!

Chansey used Return!
Crit=no (8434)
10 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5 = 10
Dragonair took 10 damage!
-6 EN

Dragonair: 53, 84
Chansey: 109, 74

Action 2

Dragonair is storing energy!

Chansey used Ice Beam!
Crit=no (8237)
Freeze=no (4573)
9 + 4.5 - 4.5 * 1.5 =13.5
Dragonair took 13.5 damage!
-7 EN

Dragonair: 39.5, 84
Chansey: 109, 67

Action 3

Dragonair released its energy!
Chansey took 41.125 damage!
-26 EN

Chansey used Return!
Crit=no (6772)
10 + 3 + 1.5 - 4.5 = 10
Dragonair took 10 damage!
-6 EN

Dragonair: 29.5, 58
Chansey: 68, 63

"The Dragonair stands still as the Chansey rushes straight at it, smashing it with a full body slam. The Dragonair stays still and starts glowing. The Chansey backs up and shoots a powerful Ice Beam at the Dragonair, yet the dragon fails to flinch. It stands still, glowing."

"It's using Bide, close your eyes for a second."

"Alright."

"Horus releases all of its energy at once, cutting through the Chansey's incredible toughness like a Rotom-Fan through-"

"Don't complete that analogy. I swear to Arceus if you complete that analogy..."
​

HP: 68
EN: 63
1/1/3/4/43
Status: OK
​

HP: 30
EN: 58
3/3/4/3/60
Status: OK


zarator orders
Agender Nerd orders
I complete my analogy and get Body Slammed.

 

[zarator]

Dragon Pulse - Dragon Tail - Dragon Pulse
If Chansey uses Counter on A2, replace your respective action with Dragon Pulse

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Agender Nerd

 

[zarator]

Vanillish Wafer can we please DQ and wrap this up?

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

Yes.

zarator gets 1 CC
Dragonair gets 1 AC, 1 EC, 2 MC and 2 KOC
I get 2 UC