Dear Serious Bananas, you are Wheatley.
“I AM NOT A MORON!!!”
You’re an intelligence dampening sphere designed to fill GLaDOS’s head with an infinite amount of stupid ideas, so she doesn’t become too smart and kill everyone at Aperture Laboratories. If you’ve played any of
Portal or
Portal 2, you know that she did anyway.
Each night, you may reply to this host conversation with
Night X – Fill USER’s head with stupid ideas. You will endlessly tell horrible ideas to USER, and in turn prevent them from completing their night action.
You are allied with Good. You win if Good eliminates Evil.
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Now lets go for some research
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Wheatley is one of GLaDOS' Personality Cores, voiced by
Stephen Merchant and introduced in
Portal 2, where he has become autonomous from GLaDOS. He appears to help rescue Chell from the failing cryogenic storage facility, but inadvertently reactivates GLaDOS.
Eventually, Wheatley guides Chell to initiate a core transfer, allowing him to take over GLaDOS' capabilities, turning him corrupt with power and sending Chell and the GLaDOS potato-battery module deep into the bowels of Aperture Science.
GLaDOS reveals that Wheatley was designed by Aperture's scientists as "the dumbest moron that ever lived", designed to hamper her decision-making processes. Wheatley's incompetence
threatens to destroy Aperture, and Chell and GLaDOS are forced to work together to stop him.
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Now a doctored version
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Dear Serious Bananas, you are Wheatley.
“I AM NOT A MORON!!!”
You’re an intelligence dampening sphere designed to fill GLaDOS’s head with an infinite amount of stupid ideas, so she doesn’t become too smart and kill everyone at Aperture Laboratories. If you’ve played any of
Portal or
Portal 2, you know that she did anyway.
Each night, you may reply to this host conversation with
Night X – Fill USER’s head with stupid ideas. You will endlessly tell horrible ideas to USER, and make their night action show false results every time they are targeted.
You are allied with Evil. You win if Evil eliminates Good.
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Aka, not a solid proof my dead friend!