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[Ooraloo]

Ooraloo

Citrine the Stunfisk

Stunfisk (F) Citrine
Type: Electric/Ground
Abilities: Static/Limber/Sand Veil (H)
Nature: Relaxed (-10% Eva)
Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: 3
Def: 4 (+)
SpA: 3
SpD: 4
Spe: 27 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 19
EC: N/A
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up
Fissure
Flail
Tackle
Water Gun
Mud-Slap
Mud Sport
Bide
Thunder Shock
Mud Shot
Camouflage
Mud Bomb
Discharge

Egg
Reflect Type
Earth Power
Pain Split
Yawn
Me First

TM/HM
Earthquake
Sludge Wave
Dig
Protect
Substitute

FMD

Delibird

Delibird (Female)
Types: Ice/Flying
Abilities: Vital Spirit / Hustle / Insomnia (H)
Nature: Jolly (-SpAtk, +Speed, +9% Acc)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 2
Def: 2
SpA: 2-
SpD: 2
Spe: 87+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: N/A.
MC: 2
AC: 1/5
Attacks: 11
Level Up
Present

Egg
Freeze-Dry
Fake Out
Destiny Bond
Spikes
Future Sight

TM/HM
Substitute
Protect
Fly
Thief
Brick Break

Revenankh

Revenankh (Male)
Type: Ghost/Fighting
Abilities: Shed Skin / Air Lock / Infiltrator
Nature: Brave (+Atk, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 5+
Def: 3
SpA: 3
SpD: 4
Spe: 56-
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 20
EC: N/A
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 27
Level Up
Wrap
Bide
Sand Tomb
Wring Out
Rock Tomb
Arm Thrust
Mean Look
Glare
Shadow Punch
Phantom Force
Moonlight
Power Whip

Egg
Counter
Mach Punch
Shadow Sneak
Memento
Destiny Bond
Wide Guard

TM/HM
Protect
Substitute
Taunt
Poison Jab
Earthquake

Tutor
Drain Punch
Dual Chop
Ice Punch
Knock Off

Goodra

Goodra (Female)
Type: Dragon
Abilities: Sap Sipper / Hydration / Gooey
Nature: Lax (+Def, -SpDef)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: 4
Def: 4+
SpA: 4
SpD: 5-
Spe: 80
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 23
EC: Fully Evolved.
MC: 0
AC: Unlocked.
Attacks: 28
Level Up
Tackle
Bubble
Absorb
Protect
Bide
Dragon Breath
Rain Dance
Flail
Dragon Pulse
Feint
Outrage
Aqua Tail
Power Whip

Egg
Acid Armor
Counter
Poison Tail
Endure
Curse

TM/HM
Substitute
Thunderbolt
Rock Slide
Infestation
Sludge Wave
Rest
Toxic
Ice Beam

Tutor
Iron Tail
Fire Punch

FMD sends and orders

 

[FMD]

Goodra with Exp Share
Power Whip > Ice Beam > Power Whip
If Stunfisk is underground when you would act, use Substitute (15) on the first instance, Acid Armor on the second, and buy Earthquake on the third.
If Stunfisk is Dragon typed when you would use Power Whip, use Dragon Pulse.

 

[Ooraloo]

God I love Stunfisk.

Stunfisk @ Exp Share
Bide

 

[Ooraloo]

110
100
OK

100
100
OK

Calcs

A1
Stunfisk: Bide (6 EN)

Goodra: Power Whip (8 EN)
Hit: 86/100 YES
Crit: 1/16 YES
Damage: (12 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 22.5

A2
Stunfisk: Hold

Goodra: Ice Beam (7 EN)
Crit: 3/16 NO
Effect: 63/100 NO
Damage: (9 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 13.5

A3
Stunfisk: Release (31.5 EN)
Damage: 36 * 1.75 = 63

Goodra: Power Whip (8 EN)
Hit: 12/100 YES
Crit: 5/16 NO
Damage: (12 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 18

56
62
OK

37
77
OK

 

[Ooraloo]

Stunfisk @ Exp Share
Earthquake | Earthquake | Earthquake
IF Bide A1, THEN Protect A3.
IF Counter, THEN Earth Power.

FMD orders

 

[FMD]

Acid Armor > Power Whip + Aqua Tail > Cooldown

 

[Ooraloo]

56
62
OK

37
77
OK

Calcs

A1
Goodra: Acid Armor (7 EN)
Goodra's Def sharply rose.

Stunfisk: Earthquake (6 EN)
Goodra evaded the attack.

A2
Stunfisk: Earthquake (10 EN)
Crit: 3/16 NO
Damage: (10 + 3 + 4.5 - 6) - 4 = 7.5

Goodra: Power Whip + Aqua Tail (22.5 EN)
Hit: 43/100 YES
Crit: 12/16 NO
Damage: (21 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 31.5

A3
Goodra: Cooldown

Stunfisk: Earthquake (14 EN)
Crit: 7/16 NO
Damage: (10 + 3 + 4.5 - 6) - 4 = 7.5

24
32
OK

22
47
+2 Def

FMD orders

 

[FMD]

Endure > Power Whip > Aqua Tail
If Stunfisk would use Toxic A1 or A2, change orders to Rain Dance > Aqua Tail > Aqua Tail.
If Stunfisk is Dragon typed and it's not A1, use Dragon Pulse.

 

[Ooraloo]

"I don't have Toxic."
Stunfisk @ Exp Share
Sludge Wave | Sludge Wave | Sludge Wave

 

[Ooraloo]

24
32
OK

22
47
+2 Def

Calcs

A1
Goodra: Endure (15 EN)

Stunfisk: Sludge Wave (6 EN)
Crit: 4/16 NO
Effect: 98/100 NO
Damage: (10 + 4.5 - 7.5) = 7

A2
Goodra: Power Whip (8 EN)
Hit: 34/100 YES
Crit: 8/16 NO
Damage: (12 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 18

Stunfisk: Sludge Wave (6 EN)
Crit: 14/16 NO
Effect: 13/100 YES
Damage: (10 + 4.5 - 7.5) = 7
Goodra was poisoned.

Goodra: -2 HP

A3
Goodra: Aqua Tail (7 EN)
Crit: 7/16 NO
Damage: (9 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 13.5
Stunfisk fainted.

KO
KO
KO

6
17
+1 Def, Can't endure, Poison

FMD: 1 CC; Goodra: 4 MC
Me: 1 CC, 3 UC; Stunfisk: 3 MC, 1 AC