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[ICE] Leader Frosty v. Texas Cloverleaf

Battle Settings:
4 v 4 Gym Singles
4 Day DQ
0 Chill/Recovery
0 Mega Evolution
Arena = Snowpeak Ruins
Items = On
Abilities = One
Switch = OK
Subs: 3
Free-Edit Period: 1 hour
Challenger sends out first.

Summary:
- All moves and weathers are possible without restrictions.
- Trainers must specify the one ability of their pokemon upon sendout. The ability chosen may change each time the pokemon is sent out.
- Challengers that don't follow DQ are prone to be DQ'd without prior warning on the first infraction.

Fun fact: I am opinion editor of a college newspaper.
Fun fact: I live in the States
Fun fact: Work is hell and will be for at least eleven more days

So I'm taking it out on you. This will be.... yuge.


Welcome to the ice gym. It's a mansion. I love mansions. People always say I have the best mansions. The best. Everyone says that. They're yuge. Big-league stuff. Mine are coated in gold, though, to show off my luxurious lifestyle and yuge wealth. I have the most wealth, believe me. And my hands are almost too big to handle it all.

This place? It's a dump. No gold anywhere and it's all frozen. I admire air-conditioning. I pretty much invented it. But I'd never let tenants go overboard like this. It's just burning money. Not that there's a problem with burning stuff: climate change is a hoax made up by China. Which I never said.

Now we have the landlord coming out, with a bunch of ice types. Boring. Reminds me of Canada. I like Canada, I have a lot of Canadian friends. The Canadians love me. They don't send their worst people like Mexico does either. But they're still building a border wall. Mexico will pay for the Northern Wall, too.

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Syclant [Caffie] (Male)
Nature: Quirky (no changes)
Type: Ice/Bug

Abilities:
Compoundeyes/Mountaineer/Technician (H) [UNLOCKED]

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 121
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 23

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5


Attacks (83/83 - Movepool Completed!):
Acrobatics
Aerial Ace
Attract
Avalanche
Blizzard (*)
Brick Break
Bug Bite (*)
Bug Buzz
Bulldoze
Captivate
Confide
Counter
Cut
Dig
Double Team
Earth Power (*)
Earthquake
Echoed Voice
Electoweb
Endure
Facade
False Swipe
Fell Stinger
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Energy (*)
Focus Punch
Freeze Dry
Frost Breath
Frustration
Fury Attack
Fury Cutter
Giga Drain
Giga Impact
Hail
Hidden Power Fire
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Ice Punch
Ice Shard (*)
Ice Beam
Icicle Crash
Icicle Spear (*)
Icy Wind (*)
Infestation
Knock Off
Leech Life (*)
Leer (*)
Natural Gift
Pin Missile
Protect (*)
Quash
Rain Dance
Rest
Return
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Round
Scratch (*)
Secret Power
Sheer Cold
Signal Beam
Silver Wind
Slash (*)
Sleep Talk
Snore
Solarbeam
Spikes
Stone Edge
Strength
String Shot
Struggle Bug
Substitute
Superpower (*)
Swagger
Swords Dance
Tail Glow
Taunt
Toxic
U-turn (*)
Venoshock
Water Pulse (*)
X-Scissor

Bloodlust
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Lapras [Oshus] (Male)
Nature: Brave (+Atk, -Spe and -10%evasion)
Type: Ice/Water

Abilities: Water Absorb/Shell Armor/Hydration [H UNLOCKED]

Stats:

HP: 120
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 52 (-1)
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 6
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: - - -
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Moves (84/91):

Ancient Power
Aqua Tail
Aurora Beam
Avalanche
Bide
Blizzard
Block
Body Slam
Brine
Bulldoze
Captivate
Confuse Ray
Curse
Dive
Double Team
Double-Edge
Dragon Breath
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
Dream Eater
Drill Run
Echoed Voice
Endure
Facade
Fissure
Foresight
Freeze Dry
Frost Breath
Frustration
Future Sight
Giga Impact
Growl
Hail
Headbutt
Heal Bell
Hidden Power Fairy
Horn Drill
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Ice Beam
Ice Shard
Icy Wind
Iron Head
Iron Tail
Mimic
Mist
Natural Gift
Nightmare
Outrage
Perish Song
Protect
Psychic
Rage
Rain Dance
Reflect
Refresh
Rest
Return
Roar
Rock Smash
Round
Safeguard
Sheer Cold
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sing
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
Snore
Solar Beam
Substitute
Surf
Take Down
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Toxic
Water Gun
Water Pulse
Waterfall
Whirlpool
Zap Cannon
Zen Headbutt
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Froslass [Kotake] (F)
Type:
Ice/Ghost
Abilities: Snow Cloak/Cursed Body
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)

Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 2 (-)
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 3
Spe: 110
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (65/81):


Astonish
Avalanche
Bide
Bite
Blizzard
Block
Body Slam
Captivate
Confide
Confuse Ray
Crunch
Destiny Bond
Disable
Double Team
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Embargo
Endure
Frost Breath
Giga Impact
Hail
Headbutt
Hex
Hidden Power Fighting
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Fang
Ice Shard
Icy Wind
Leer
Light Screen
Mimic
Mudslap
Ominous Wind
Pain Split
Payback
Powder Snow
Protect
Psychic
Rain Dance
Rest
Rollout
Safeguard
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sing
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Snore
Spikes
Spite
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Taunt
Telekinesis
Thunder
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Wake Up Slap
Water Pulse
Weather Ball

Dispel
Shadow Mend
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Mamoswine [Malladus] (M)
Type:
Ice/Ground
Abilities: Oblivious/Snow Cloak/Thick Fat (U)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -Spe, -10% evasion)

Stats:
HP:
110
Atk: 5
Def: 3
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 2
Spe: 69 (-)
Size Class: 5
Weight Class: 7
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 9/9
MC: 4
AC: 5/5

Attacks (67/82):

Ancient Power
Attract
Avalanche
Blizzard
Block
Body Slam
Bulldoze
Captivate
Dig
Double Edge
Double Hit
Double Team
Earth Power
Earthquake
Endeavor
Endure
Facade
Fissure
Flail
Freeze-Dry
Frustration
Fury Attack
Giga Impact
Hail
Hidden Power Flying
Horn Attack
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Ice Fang
Ice Shard
Icicle Crash
Icicle Spear
Icy Wind
Iron Head
Knock Off
Light Screen
Mimic
Mist
Mud Bomb
Mud Sport
Mud-Slap
Natural Gift
Odor Sleuth
Peck
Powder Snow
Protect
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Return
Roar
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Round
Sandstorm
Scary Face
Sleep Talk
Snore
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Substitute
Superpower
Swagger
Tackle
Take Down
Thrash
Toxic
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Jynx [Blind] (F)
Type:
Ice/Psychic
Abilities: Oblivious/Forewarn/Dry Skin (U)
Nature: Bold (-Atk, +Def)

Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 1 (-)
Def: 3 (+)
SpA: 4
SpD: 3
Spe: 95
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 17

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks (88/??):

Avalanche
Bide
Blizzard
Body Slam
Brick Break
Bubble Beam
Confide
Confusion
Copycat
Counter
Covet
Double Slap
Drain Punch
Draining Kiss
Dream Eater
Dynamic Punch
Endure
Energy Ball
Fake Out
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Frost Breath
Grass Knot
Hail
Heal Bell
Heart Stamp
Helping Hand
Hidden Power Electric
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Lick
Light Screen
Lovely Kiss
Lucky Chant
Magic Coat
Mean Look
Metronome
Mimic
Miracle Eye
Mud Slap
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift
Nightmare
Perish Song
Petal Dance
Pound
Powder Snow
Protect
Psych Up
Psychic
Psyshock
Rain Dance
Recycle
Reflect
Rest
Role Play
Shadow Ball
Signal Beam
Sing
Skill Swap
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
Snore
Substitute
Sweet Kiss
Taunt
Telekinesis
Teleport
Thief
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
Wake Up Slap
Water Gun
Water Pulse
Wish
Wring Out
Zen Headbutt

Dispel

Captivate
Confide
Curse
Dizzy Punch
Double Team
Double-edge
Echoed Voice
Facade
Fake Tears
Flash
Frustration
Giga Impact
Headbutt
Meditate
Mega Kick
Mega Punch
Payback
Psywave
Rage
Return
Round
Secret Power
Seismic Toss
Submission
Swagger
Sweet Scent
Take Down
Thrash
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Weavile [Dark Link] (M)
Type: Ice/Dark
Abilities:
Pressure, Pickpocket (U)
Nature: Jolly (+Spe, -SpA, +24% acc)

Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 5
Def: 3
SpA: 1 (-)
SpD: 3
Spe: 144 (+)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 21

EC: 6/6
MC: 3
AC: 5/5

Attacks (89/??):

Aerial Ace
Agility
Assist
Assurance
Avalanche
Beat Up
Bite
Brick Break
Counter
Crush Claw
Cut
Dark Pulse
Dig
Double Hit
Double Team
Double-Edge
Dynamic Punch
Embargo
Endure
Facade
Fake Out
Feint
Feint Attack
Fling
Focus Blast
Focus Punch
Foresight
Foul Play
Frustration
Fury Cutter
Fury Swipes
Giga Impact
Hail
Headbutt
Hidden Power (Fairy)
Hone Claws
Hyper Beam
Ice Punch
Ice Shard
Icicle Crash
Icy Wind
Iron Tail
Knock Off
Leer
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Metal Claw
Mimic
Moonlight
Nasty Plot
Natural Gift
Night Slash
Nightmare
Payback
Poison Jab
Power-Up Punch
Protect
Punishment
Pursuit
Quick Attack
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Retaliate
Return
Revenge
Rock Smash
Scratch
Screech
Shadow Claw
Slash
Sleep Talk
Snarl
Snatch
Snore
Spite
Strength
Substitute
Sunny Day
Surf
Swagger
Swift
Swords Dance
Taunt
Thief
Torment
Toxic
Whirlpool
X-Scissor

Attract
Blizzard
Calm Mind
Captivate
Confide
Curse
Defense Curl
Detect
Dream Eater
False Swipe
Ice Beam
Mud-Slap
Psych Up
Round
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
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Rotom [Bellum]
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)

Type: Ghost/Electric

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1(-1)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4(+1)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 91
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 16

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Rotom-H / Rotom-F / Rotom-W / Rotom-C [Bellum]
Nature: Modest (+SpA, -Atk)

Type: Fire/Electric | Ice/Electric | Water/Electric | Grass/Electric

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2 (-1)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 5(+1)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 86
Size Class: 2 | 4 | 3 | 2
Weight Class: 3 | 5 | 4 | 3
Base Rank Total: 20

MC: 0

Abilities: Levitate

Attacks (54/54 - Movepool Maxed):
Astonish
Charge
Charge Beam
Confide
Confuse Ray
Dark Pulse
Discharge
Double Team
Dream Eater
Electroball
Electroweb
Endure
Facade
Foul Play
Flash
Frustation
Hex
Hidden Power Grass
Light Screen
Mudslap
Natural Gift
Ominous Wind
Pain Split
Protect
Psych Up
Rain Dance
Reflect
Rest
Return
Round
Secret Power
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Signal Beam
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Snore
Spite
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swift
Telekinesis
Thief
Thunder
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Thundershock
Toxic
Trick
Uproar
Volt Switch
Will-o-Wisp

Shadow Mend

Overheat
Hydro Pump
Blizzard
Leaf Storm

This other guy, he's called Texas Cloverleaf. I love Texas. I own property there. And I'm way up in the polls. Crooked Hillary can't touch me in Texas, because they understand what Mexico is doing to us. Texans love me. All the best people say so.

He's going for his tenth badge. That gets him a full restore. Boring. I prefer Pokemon who don't get hurt. I never get hurt. I'm the best. I battle so bigly that all the experts can't understand it. And I always win. I'm a winner. I laugh at the haters and losers when they lose.

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Pyroak, Titan, (M)
Nature: Brave (plus Attack, minus Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Fire/Grass
Abilities: Rock Head / Battle Armor / Chlorophyll (H)

Stats:
HP: 120
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 52 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 20

EC: 9/9
MC: 1
AC: 5/5

Physical (25):
Blaze Kick
Bulldoze
Bullet Seed
Double-Edge
Dragon Tail
Earthquake
Facade
Flame Charge
Flame Wheel
Flare Blitz
Giga Impact
Heat Crash
Iron Tail
Low Kick
Low Sweep
Natural Gift
Petal Blizzard
Revenge
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Sand Romb
Secret Power
Seed Bomb
Wood Hammer

Special (25):
Absorb
Ancientpower
Dragonbreath
Earth Power
Ember
Energy Ball
Fire Blast
Fire Spin
Flame Burst
Flamethrower
Flash Cannon
Giga Drain
Grass Knot
Heat Wave
Hidden Power Ice (6)
Hyper Beam
Incinerate
Inferno
Lava Plume
Leaf Tornado
Overheat
Petal Dance
Psybeam
Solarbeam
Zap Cannon

Other (30):
Amnesia
Aromatherapy
Block
Counter
Double Team
Endure
Flash
Grassy Terrain
Grasswhistle
Growth
Iron Defense
Leech Seed
Light Screen
Nature Power
Protect
Rest
Roar
Safeguard
Sleep Talk
Stealth Rock
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Sweet Scent
Swords Dance
Synthesis
Toxic
Water Sport
Will-O-Wisp
Worry Seed

Total Moves: 80/89

Rain Only: Bloodlust

Yet-to-Get: Frustration, Return, Attract, Round, Confide, Strength, Headbutt, Rock Climb, Snore
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Revenankh, Anubis (Male)
Nature: Adamant (+1 Attack, -1 Special Attack)
Type: Ghost/Fighting
Abilities:
Shed Skin / Air Lock / Infiltrator (H)

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2 (-)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 65
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
BRT: 20

MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Physical (32):
Arm Thrust
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Bide
Counter
Drain Punch
Dual Chop
Earthquake
Facade
Focus Punch
Force Palm
Giga Impact
Hammer Arm
Ice Punch
Knock Off
Low Sweep
Mach Punch
Phantom Force
Poison Jab
Power Whip
Power-up Punch
Punishment
Revenge
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Sand Tomb
Shadow Punch
Shadow Sneak
Sucker Punch
Superpower
Vital Throw
Wrap

Special (2):
Vacuum Wave
Wring Out

Other (23):
Bulk Up
Curse
Destiny Bond
Double Team
Embargo
Endure
Glare
Grudge
Helping Hand
Mean Look
Moonlight
Pain Split
Protect
Rest
Safeguard
Sleep Talk
Substitute
Taunt
Telekinesis
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Wide Guard

Total Moves: 57

Raid Only: Shadow Mend
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Medicham (M)
Nature: Jolly (+Spe, -SpAtk, +10% Acc)
Type: Fighting / Psychic
Abilities: Pure Power / Telepathy (H)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2 [5]
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 92 (+)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 15 [18]

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Type: Fighting / Psychic
Nature: Jolly (+Spe, -SpAtk, +15% Acc)
Abilities: Pure Power / Telepathy [DW]
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: 4 [8 Pure Power]
Def: 3
SpA: 2 [-]
SpD: 3
Spe: 115 (+)
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 19 [23 Pure Power]

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Zen Headbutt
Thunder Punch
Bide
Meditate
Confusion
Detect
Hidden Power Fairy
Swagger
Mind Reader
Feint
Calm Mind
Endure
Force Palm
High Jump Kick
Acupressure
Recover
Counter

Bullet Punch
Drain Punch
Fake Out
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Quick Guard
Psycho Cut

Focus Punch
Gravity
Helping Hand
Low Kick
Magic Coat
Mimic
Pain Split

Protect
Brick Break
Rock Slide
Poison Jab
Power-Up Punch
Toxic
Light Screen
Reflect
Rest
Sleep Talk
Baton Pass
Psych Up
Trick
Vacuum Wave
Telekinesis
Low Sweep
Giga Impact
Rock Smash
Swagger
Double Team
Metronome
Reversal
Role Play
Body Slam
Mega Punch
Mega Kick
Bulk Up
Rain Dance
Sunny Day

Total Moves: 59

Raid Only: Dispel
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Snorlax, Hugabear, (M)
Nature: Quiet (plus Special Attack, minus Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Normal
Abilities: Immunity / Thick Fat / Gluttony (H)

Stats:
Snorlax
HP: 130
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 4
Weight Class: 9
Base Rank Total: 23

EC: 6/6
MC: 5
AC: 5/5

Physical (44):
Block
Body Slam
Brick Break
Bulldoze
Chip Away
Covet
Crunch
Double-Edge
Dynamicpunch
Earthquake
Facade
Fire Punch
Fissure
Fling
Focus Punch
Giga Impact
Gunk Shot
Headbutt
Heavy Slam
Ice Punch
Iron Head
Last Resort
Lick
Mega Kick
Natural Gift
Outrage
Pay Day
Power-up Punch
Pursuit
Retaliate
Rock Slide
Rock Smash
Rock Tomb
Rollout
Seed Bomb
Seismic Toss
Selfdestruct
Skull Bash
Smack Down
Superpower
Tackle
Thunderpunch
Wild Charge
Zen Headbutt

Special (22):
Belch
Blizzard
Fire Blast
Flamethrower
Focus Blast
Hidden Power Ground
Hyper Beam
Hyper Voice
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Incinerate
Psychic
Shadow Ball
Shock Wave
Snore
Solarbeam
Surf
Thunder
Thunderbolt
Uproar
Whirlpool
Zap Cannon

Other (35):
After You
Amnesia
Belly Drum
Bide
Charm
Counter
Curse
Defense Curl
Double Team
Endure
Harden
Lovely Kiss
Metronome
Mimic
Odor Sleuth
Protect
Rain Dance
Recycle
Reflect
Refresh
Rest
Sandstorm
Screech
Sleep Talk
Snatch
Splash
Stockpile
Substitute
Sunny Day
Swagger
Swallow
Sweet Kiss
Toxic
Whirlwind
Yawn
Total Moves: 101/121

Yet to get: Frustration, Return, Attract, Round, Work Up, Strength, Mega Punch, Mud-Slap, Psych Up, Water Pulse, Take Down, Bubblebeam, Water Gun, Submission, Rage, Psywave, Captivate, Secret Power, Rock Climb, Confide

Texas Cloverleaf sends out a Pokemon
Frosty sends out a Pokemon and orders
Texas Cloverleaf orders
 
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And that jynx right there is why you don't reveal your team by accident to the leader before the game starts lol

Revenankh @ Black Belt
 
I Actually put you on ignore before you spilled the beans on irc.

But then I saw the obvious pre challenge prize claim to ruin the surprise -_-. Apart from pyroak, that is.

Regardless you need to pick ability before we can continue
 
I suppose I gotta play smart here.

Lemme see if I can still provide some entertainment

Caffie the Syclant with Focus Band and Mountaineer

Spikes - Icicle Crash - Icicle Spear
IF
Knock Off AND not in a combo AND Syclant is to move before Revenankh within the same priority bracket AND Syclant is not under Telekinesis (god knows how that interaction would play -_-) THEN Dig (Revenankh) on the first and second instances and push back
IF Counter AND Syclant is NOT to Spikes THEN Ice Beam and push back
IF Revenankh is under unsuspended D/E when Syclant is to act AND Syclant is NOT to spikes THEN Dig and push back
 
Frosty
AOOO
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Mountaineer
HP: 100
EN: 100
5/3/4/3/121
Other: N/A

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
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Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 100
EN: 100
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

Frosty sends out a Syclant. It's a bug. A tiny bug. My properties have no bugs. I have the best exterminators. Everyone says so. Bugs look at my buildings and they shudder before crossing the border to the dumpster Crooked Hillary sleeps in. Illegally crossing the border. The insects, folks, they have no rules. None. It's terrible. We need to do something about it.

And then Texas sends out a Revenankh. That sounds like a Middle Eastern name. That Pokemon is probably a terrorist. We need to watch it very suspiciously. The Pokemon need to report their own community, you know, when they see something. Political correctness is killing us. But not anymore in two days. America will be great again and the Revenankhs will be deported back to Mexico.

So the Syclant starts by laying down a layer of Spikes. Beautiful spikes. But not as good as my spikes. I know the best people and they have the best spikes. We're going to put those on the border, folks. All of the borders. We'll build a border with Cuba just so we can put spikes on it to keep out the illegals like Lil' Marco and Lyin' Ted. I like Cubans, but they speak Spanish. I think you should only speak English in America.

And then this terrorist 'mon, it just steals Syclant's items. Can you believe it? I always said it. They laughed, but I knew the immigrants were bringing crime. Take this as a lesson, folks. Pretty soon hundreds of millions of Revenankhs will be taking everyone's hard-earned Focus Bands if Crooked is elected. Sad!

Then the Syclant starts firing back with a bunch of icicles. Look at that! Icicles! In November! And the Chinese and Obozo and Crooked and Crazy Bernie want us to believe in climate change. Just look at those icicles, beautiful icicles, and tell me that we have warming. You can't. It's not happening. It's a Chinese hoax to make America weak. But I want it to be strong again, like it was when only white men could vote.

Then Revenankh just glares at his opponent like the bad hombre he is. And Syclant seizes up and slows down. He's paralyzed, folks. Look at him. Used to be fast. Like, a ten. Now he's only a 2, at best. I can do better. We must do better. Vote on the 28th, folks.

Action One

Syclant used Spikes!
-8 EN

Revenankh used KNOCK OFF PUNCH!
RNG-crit: 9450 No
[(25+3+3)]+4 = 35 damage
Syclant's item was knocked off!
-24.5 EN

Action Two

Syclant used Icicle Crash!
RNG-hit: 418 Yes
RNG-crit: 9465 No
[(9+3+3)] = 15 damage
-6 EN

Revenankh is cooling down

Action Three

Syclant used Icicle Spear!
RNG-hits: 8374 (5)
RNG-crits: 438, 7904, 3259, 5475, 580 (2)
[(15+3+3+2)] = 23 damage
-8 EN

Revenankh used Glare!
Syclant was paralyzed!
-6 EN

Frosty
AOOO
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Focus Band
Mountaineer
HP: 65
EN: 78
5/3/4/3/121 (30.25)
Other: PRZ (20%)

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 62
EN: 69
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

Texas Cloverleaf orders
Frosty orders
 
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Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide
If Syclant uses Ice Shard, Drain Punch that action
If Syclant is underground when you act, Earthquake that action
If successful Protect, Double Team (1) on the first instance only
 
Frosty
AOOO
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Mountaineer
HP: 65
EN: 78
5/3/4/3/121 (30.25)
Other: PRZ (20%)

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 62
EN: 69
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

"It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead, to never say anything or want anything ever again. Everything is supposed to be very quiet after a massacre, and it always is, except for the birds.

And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet?"
-
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

(What that means is that this isn't funny anymore, but what the hell...)

I'm back, folks. I won a very big-league election last week. Very big-league. We won. We beat Crooked Hillary. We beat the media. We beat the Jews. It was just tremendous. Tremendous I tell you. They're already writing books. Very big books with great words. Not as great as Art of the Deal, of course, but they're amateurs. They can't help it.

Anyway. This match. No one wins. It's very boring.

Syclant goes and builds this big, beautiful wall to keep the terrorist out. And it works, folks, just like it will work here. Because the ISIS-Mummy starts multiplying. There's one and then, boom, there's two. It's incredible. Never seen anything like it. That's what our enemies can do. I'm just glad we can fight them back now and call it what it is: Radical Egyptian Sorcery.

Seriously, they've got mummies over there. Have you seen The Mummy? Great film. Scary. Many lessons for our new administration to follow over there. The last guys, the haters and losers, they just didn't get it. But we've seen The Mummy. We're going to take the oil and bring cats with us. It'll be tremendous. They'll have big, gold monuments all over the country soon.

Then the Syclant, the Syclant gets it, tremendous bug. Huge fan. I have twelve. They're shiny and gold. But this one? This one's ok. It just goes all Earthquake on it and, boom, only one mummy. Incredible. It's really the best. I like Earthquakes. They wreck California. I don't own property there and they didn't vote for me. But Tom Cruise lives there. I like Tom Cruise. Big-league actor. Best at what he does, same as me. Maybe he could be the White House Chaplain?

Anyway, the mummy just breaks down some buildings and throws them at Syclant. That's terrible. No one should break down buildings. Buildings are meant to stay up, unless they are either a mosque or the site of a new Trump building. And I would never hire a terrorist, believe me. So it wasn't mine and it was terrible. We need to do something about that, folks.

Then the Syclant builds another wall and just blocks the buildings. Great show. Excellent Syclant. Perhaps if she weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her.

Action One

Syclant used Protect!
RNG-prz: 6494 No
-7 EN

Revenankh used Double Team!
-4 EN

Action Two

Revenankh used Rock Slide!
RNG-hit: 193 Yes
RNG-crit: 379 Yes
RNG-flinch: 8118 No
[(8+3+3)*2.25] = 31.5 damage
-6 EN

Syclant used Earthquake!
RNG-prz: 8786 No
RNG-crit: 2757 No
[(10+3)] = 13 damage
-7 EN

Action Three

Syclant used Protect!
RNG-prz: 6113 No
-7 EN

Revenankh used Rock Slide!
RNG-hit: 912 Yes
[(8+3)*2.25] = 24.75 damage (0)
-10 EN
-9.9 EN Syclant

Frosty
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Mountaineer
HP: 33
EN: 47
5/3/4/3/121 (30.25)
Other: PRZ (20%)

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 49
EN: 49
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

Frosty orders
Texas Cloverleaf orders
 
Psyshock - Psychic - Psyshock
IF
Glare THEN Taunt
IF Knock Off AND outside a combo AND Jynx is faster than revenankh AND Revenankh is not asleep THEN Lovely Kiss
IF Knock Off AND in a combo THEN Protect
 
Knock Off ~ Knock Off ~ Knock Off
If you are asleep replace your action that turn with Sleep Talk (Knock Off ~ Glare ~ Focus Punch ~ Phantom Force)
If Jynx is paralyzed replace all instances of Glare with Phantom Force and all instances of Focus Punch with Superpower
If Jynx is paralyzed replace all remaining actions with Phantom Force

ref note: sub 1 takes priority in the event jynx is paralyzed and rev is asleep
 
My life is hell again. I'm sorry. But now finals are over, so it should be less hell.


Frosty
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#Rare Candy
Oblivious
HP: 100
EN: 100
1/3/4(5)/3/95
Other: N/A

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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#Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 49
EN: 49
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

Action One

Jynx used Lovely Kiss!
RNG-hit: 4156 Yes
RNG-stage: 6952 (2a)
-6 EN

Revenankh fell asleep!

Revenankh used Sleep Talk!
RNG-move: 2985
Revanankh used Glare!
-9 EN

Jynx was paralyzed!

Action Two

Revenankh used Sleep Talk!
RNG-move: 4582
Revenankh used Glare!
-13 EN

So there is the sub to replace glare with phantom force, but phantom force is already one of the four sleep talk moves, so that doesn't work. So I reffed this as that part of the sub being illegal.

Jynx used Psychic!
RNG-prz: 3862 No
RNG-crit: 9511 No
RNG-SpD: 3247 No
[(9+3+1+3)*1.5] = 24 damage
-5.5 EN

Action Three

Revenankh disappeared!

Jynx used Psyshock!
RNG-prz: 5686 No
RNG-crit: 1593 No
[(8+3+3+1)*1.5] = 22.5 damage
-5 EN

Actually missed jk

Revenankh used Phantom Force!
RNG-crit: 8221 No
[(9+3+3)*1.5] = 22.5 damage
-11 EN

Frosty
ABOO
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#Rare Candy
Oblivious
HP: 77
EN: 83
1/3/4(6)/3/95
Other: N/A

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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#Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 25
EN: 16
5/3/2/4/65
Other: PRZ (20%)
 
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Oh come the fuck on

srsly 2a sleep and pulled glare AND pulled glare again bah that's some bs rng to waste an action

Also paralyze needs to be shown and why is Jynx hitting Revenankh when its not targetable?
 
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Knock Off ~ Shadow Punch ~ Shadow Sneak
If Fake out and in a combo and not normal typed then Protect that action and push back
 
Frosty
ABOO
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#Rare Candy
Oblivious
HP: 77
EN: 83
1/3/4(6)/3/95
Other: PRZ (20%)

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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#Black Belt
Infiltrator
HP: 25
EN: 16
5/3/2/4/65
Other: N/A

I'm sorry for the delay, as usual. It was Christmas and my mental and physical health are somehow more garbage than usual.

But we can do the Trump thing, I guess. That's funny. Right?

...right?

hahahahahahah I'm laughing so hard and we're all going to die.

I mean, BUILD THE WALL. BUILD THE WALL. BUILD THE WALL. BUILD THE WALL.

Jynx erects one of the biggest, most beautiful walls I've ever seen. And the mummy keeps trying to hit it but nope, it keeps getting blocked. And the libtards and hillbots all say it won't work. Lies!

Then Jynx turns around and SHOCKS the MUMMY by blowing its MIND until it FAINTS.

RANDOM all CAPS to go with my GENERALS and ADMIRALS.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/811778176120668160

Action One

Jynx uses Protect!
RNG-prz: 5636 yes
-7 EN

Revenankh used Knock Off!
[(10+3)*1.5] = 19.5 damage (-7.8 EN Jynx)
-7 EN

Action Two

Revenankh used Shadow Punch!
RNG-crit: 8590 No
[(6+3+3)*1.5] = 18 damage
-3 EN

Jynx used Psyshock!
RNG-prz: 6533 No
RNG-crit: 6162 No
[(8+3+4.5+1)*1.5] = 24.75 damage
-5 EN

REVENANKH FAINTED!
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I am currently at home and unable to go into a large aviary filled with lorikeets. Lorikeets don't judge. Curse you, winter.

Frosty
ABOO
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#Rare Candy
Oblivious
HP: 59
EN: 68
1/3/4(6)/3/95
Other: Prz (15%)

Texas Cloverleaf
AOOO
SPIKES
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KO
 
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