KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (EspyOwner vs. Zeruda)

[The Wanderer]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.​

Challenging user Zeruda to 1v1 LC

Items: Training
Abilities: All
ASB Arena
1 day DQ
5 chill/2 rec
Switch = KO

Tonight's warriors are...​

EspyOwner:

Solosis (Sasha)

Solosis (Sasha) (F)
Nature: Brave (+1 Attack, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Psychic
Abilities: Overcoat, Magic Coat, Regenerator (HA)

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Stats:

HP: 90
Attack: 3 (+)
Defense: 2
Special Attack: 4
Special Defense: 2
Speed: 17 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

Moves:

Psywave
Reflect
Rollout
Snatch
Hidden Power
Light Screen
Charm
Recover
Psyshock

Confuse Ray
Helping Hand
Imprison
Trick
Night Shade

Shadow Ball
Rock Slide
Energy Ball
Flash Cannon
Trick Room

Spritzee (Joy)

Spritzee (Joy) (F)
Nature: Modest (+1 Special Attack, -1 Attack)
Type: Fairy
Abilities: Healer, Aroma Veil (HA)

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Stats:

HP: 100
Attack: 1 (-)
Defense: 2
Special Attack: 4 (+)
Special Defense: 3
Speed: 23
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

Moves:

Sweet Scent
Fairy Wind
Sweet Kiss
Odor Sleuth
Echoed Voice
Calm Mind
Draining Kiss
Aromatherapy

Captivate
Disable
Refresh
Wish

Energy Ball
Psychic
Thunderbolt
Protect
Torment
Flash Cannon

Happiny (Anarchy)

Happiny (Anarchy) (F)
Nature: Brave (+1 Attack, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Normal
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace, Friend Guard (HA)

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5

Stats:

HP: 110
Attack: 2 (+)
Defense: 1
Special Attack: 1
Special Defense: 3
Speed: 26 (-)

Moves:

Pound
Charm
Copycat
Refresh
Sweet Kiss

Counter
Heal Bell
Helping Hand
Metronome
Endure

Protect
Flamethrower
Return
Frustration
Solarbeam

Zeruda:

Guard Star the Ralts

Ralts [Female] [Guard Star]
Types: Psychic/Fairy
Psychic STAB; can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.
Fairy STAB: -1 EN on non-Fairy typed Nature, Sound, and Scent moves (Stacks withsecond STAB where applicable). (Nature Power, Natural Gift; Sound Moves; Aromatherapy, Odor Sleuth, Sweet Scent)
Abilities:
Synshronize/ Trace/ Telepathy (H)
Nature: Bold (+1 Def, -1 Atk)
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 0(-)
Def: Rank 2(+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: Rank 40
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 10
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
AC: 0/5
Attacks
Level Up
8/15
1. Growl
2. Confusion
3. Double Team
4. Teleport
5. Lucky Chant
6. Magical Leaf
7. Heal Pulse
8. Calm mind
Egg
5/10
1. Destiny Bond
2. Encore
3. Memento
4. Mean Look
5. Confuse Ray
TM/HM
5/38
1. Dazzling Gleam
2. Toxic
3. Thunderbolt
4. Shadow Ball
5. Rest
Tutor
0/18

The heart

Also the heart

How this shit is gonna go down:
Espy pics one of his mons + an item
Zeruda picks an item + orders
Espy orders
I troll​

 

[EspyOwner]

ANARCHY @ Lucky Egg

 

[Zeruda]

Guard Star @ Nothing

Toxic~Thunderbolt~Shadow Ball

 

[EspyOwner]

\o/

Return - Metronome - Return

(Poison Jab, Shadow Force, Meteor Mash, Facade, Sacred Fire, Payback, Freeze Shock, Earthquake, Fusion Bolt, Megahorn)

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EspyOwner: | Zeruda:

|

Anarchy | Guard Star
Lucky Egg | Nothing
HP: 125 | HP: 90
EN: 100 | EN: 100
Stats: 2/1/1/3/26 | Stats: 0/2/2/2/40
Natural Cure | Synchronize
Serene Grace | Trace
No ailments | No ailments
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Round 1: This round had enough explosions and action to make Michael Bay blush..
♫Hi Hi Hi

...But you guys don't get to see it.

crunch

Order: Ralts, Happiny

Action 1
Guard Star used Toxic!
Anarchy was badly poisoned!
Anarchy used Return!
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 7896 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 13 damage
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Happiny)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -1 HP, -6 EN
-Ralts: -13 HP, -7 EN

Action 2
Guard Star used Thunderbolt!
-Crit chance: 6973 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 - 4.5 = 8.5 damage
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 1000): 1284 = OHHHHHHHH...
Anarchy used Metronome!
-Move chance: 1 = Poison Jab
-Crit chance: 6843 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 12 damage
-Effect chance (Poison <= 6000): 5861 = EEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Guard Star was poisoned!
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Happiny)
Guard Star was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Ralts)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -9.5 HP, -12 EN
-Ralts: -14 HP, -7 EN

Action 3
Guard Star used...uh, Happiny's normal-type.
Anarchy used Return!
-Crit chance: 6626 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 13 damage
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-1 HP Happiny)
Guard Star was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Ralts)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -1 HP, -6 EN
-Ralts: -15 HP, -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Happiny: -12 (11.5) HP, -24 EN
-Ralts: -42 HP, -20 EN

Post-round

EspyOwner: | Zeruda:

|

Anarchy | Guard Star
Lucky Egg | Nothing
HP: 113 | HP: 47
EN: 76 | EN: 80
Stats: 2/1/1/3/26 | Stats: 0/2/2/2/40
Natural Cure (triggers in 3 actions) | Synchronize
Serene Grace | Trace
Toxic (2 DPA) | Poison
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

 

[EspyOwner]

Return - Frustration - Return + Pound

 

[Zeruda]

Rest~Destiny Bond~Dazzling Gleam

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 2: Behold! My final form!

@
...What's the matter, boy? Scared?

Crunch

Order: Ralts, Happiny

Action 1
Guard Star used Rest!
Guard Star went to sleep! (3 actions)
Guard Star was cured of poison!
Anarchy used Return!
-Crit chance: 1985 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 13 damage
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Happiny)
Guard Star rested off some of his damage! (+12 HP Ralts)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -2 HP, -10 EN
-Ralts: -1 HP, -14 EN

Action 2
Guard Star is fast asleep.
Anarchy used Frustration!
-Crit chance: 2441 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 11 damage
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Happiny)
Guard Star rested off some of his damage! (+12 HP Ralts)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -2 HP, -6 EN
-Ralts: +1 HP

Action 3
Guard Star is fast asleep.
Anarchy used Joyful Reunion Face Smasher!
-Crit chance: 8935 = NOPE.
-Damage: 14 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 17 damage
-Energy cost: ((7 + 3) * 1.5) - 1 = 14 EN
Anarchy was hurt by poison! (-2 HP Happiny)
Anarchy's Natural Cure cured her poison!
Guard Star rested off some of his damage! (+12 HP Ralts)
Numbers:
-Happiny: -2 HP, -14 EN
-Ralts: -5 HP

Final Numbers:
-Happiny: -6 HP, -30 EN
-Ralts: -5 HP, -14 EN

Post-round

EspyOwner: | Zeruda:

|

Anarchy | Guard Star
Lucky Egg | Nothing
HP: 107 | HP: 42
EN: 46 | EN: 66
Stats: 2/1/1/3/26 | Stats: 0/2/2/2/40
Natural Cure | Synchronize
Serene Grace | Trace
Cooldown | Rest (1 action)
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

 

[Zeruda]

Growl~Dazzling Gleam~Rest

 

[EspyOwner]

Cooldown - Chill - Return + Return

You literally cannot win
Like, it is impossible. Why are you wasting time with rest?

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 3: HEY

SEXY LADY

Crunch

Order: Ralts, Happiny

Action 1
Blah blah wake up
Blah blah Growl
Blah blah attack drop (1 round)
Blah blah cooldown
Numbers:
-Happiny: No changes
-Ralts: -4 EN

Action 2
Guard Star used Dazzling Gleam!
-Crit chance: 1109 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
Anarchy used Chill!
Anarchy recovered 12 EN!
Numbers:
-Happiny: -9.5 HP, +12 EN
-Ralts: -5 EN

Action 3
Guard Star used Rest!...again.
Guard Star went to sleep!
Anarchy used Super Happy Fun Time Beatdown!
-Crit chance: 4417 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * 2.25) + 3 + 3 - 3 - 2 = 23.5 damage!
Energy cost: (18 * 1.75) - 1 = 30.5 EN
Guard Star was jolted awake!
Numbers:
-Happiny: -30.5 EN
-Ralts: -23.5(!) HP, -14 EN

Final Numbers:
-Happiny: -10 (9.5) HP, -19 (18.5) EN
-Ralts: -24 (23.5) HP, -23 EN

Post-round

EspyOwner: | Zeruda:

|

Anarchy | Guard Star
Lucky Egg | Nothing
HP: 97 | HP: 18
EN: 27 | EN: 43
Stats: 2/1/1/3/26 | Stats: 0/2/2/2/40
Natural Cure | Synchronize
Serene Grace | Trace
Cooldown | No ailments
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

 

[EspyOwner]

You don't sleep for four turns using Rest.
He does not gain +12 hp on round one.


Zeruda I'm not shit talking for the hell of it, I need this match to be over.

Cooldown - Frustration - Return

 

[Zeruda]

Destiny Bond~Dazzling Gleam~Magical Leaf

 

[The Wanderer]

Shit, you're right. He doesn't.

Fixed. You guys can reorder if necessary.

 

[EspyOwner]

no reorder necessary

 

[The Wanderer]

Zeruda just confirmed his orders stand as well. Round'll be up shortly.

 

[The Wanderer]

Round 4: I could draw a conclusion for this fight but...

...You know what? I'm not gonna.​

Crunch

Order: Ralts, Happiny

Action 1
Blah Blah Destiny Bond
Blah Blah Cooldown
Numbers:
-Happiny: No changes
-Ralts: -15 EN

Action 2
Guard Star used Dazzling Gleam!
-Crit chance: 5924 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 = 9.5 damage
Anarchy used Frustration!
-Crit chance: 8410 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 11 damage
Numbers:
-Happiny: -9.5 HP, -6 EN
-Ralts: -11 HP, -5 EN

Action 3
Guard Star used Magical Leaf!
-Crit chance: 6896 = NOPE.
-Damage: 6 + 3 - 4.5 = 4.5 damage
Anarchy used Retah, who am I kidding? He's gone.
...and Anarchy takes 30 damage.
Numbers:
-Happiny: -34.5(Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Ralts: -7 HP, -4 EN

Final Numbers:
-Happiny: -44 HP, -12 EN
-Ralts: -18 HP, -9 EN

That's a wrap! EspyOwner is victorious!

EspyOwner: | Zeruda:

|

Anarchy | Guard Star
Lucky Egg | Nothing
HP: 53 | HP: KO
EN: 15 | EN: 34
Stats: 2/1/1/3/26 | Stats: 0/2/2/2/40
Natural Cure | Synchronize
Serene Grace | Trace
No ailments | Faint
-10 evasion | No changes
No other | No other

Field:
Nothing

Prizes:

EspyOwner:
+1 CC
Happiny: +1 EC, 1 AC, 2 MC, 1 KOC and either an additional MC or AC

Zeruda:
+1 CC
Ralts: +1 EC, 1 AC and 2 MC

The Wanderer:
+2 UC
+1 Plotkai
+87 new characters because I don't have any plot ideas
+1 KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!​

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...​