No, FMD, Blowjob Party is not the magic phrase

FMD

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Clauncher (Male)
Type: Water
Abilities: Mega Launcher
Nature: Quiet (+SpAtk, -Speed, -10% Evasion)
Stats:
HP:
90
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 3+
SpD: 3
Spe: 38-
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 14
EC: 1/6
MC: 0
AC: N/A
Attacks: 20
Level Up
Splash
Water Gun
Water Sport
Vice Grip
Bubble
Flail
Bubblebeam
Swords Dance
Water Pulse

Egg
Aqua Jet
Endure
Entrainment
Crabhammer
Helping Hand

TM/HM
Protect
Substitute
Sludge Wave
Ice Beam
Dive

Tutor
Bounce

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Nohface (Female) "Shadowcat"
Type: Ghost/Steel
Abilities: Levitate
Nature: Jolly (-SpAtk, +Speed, +5% Acc)
Stats:
HP:
100
Atk: 2
Def: 3
SpA: 0-
SpD: 3
Spe: 12+
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 13
EC: 3/6
MC: 0
AC: 3/5
Attacks: 24
Level Up
Scratch
Iron Defense
Lick
Metal Burst
Odor Sleuth
Feint Attack
Shadow Sneak
Curse
Shadow Strike
Fake Out
Revenge

Egg
Meteor Mash
Flail
Phantom Force
Psycho Shift
Yawn

TM/HM
Substitute
Protect
Will-o-Wisp
Taunt
Dig
Endure

Tutor
Magic Coat
Knock Off

Zeep

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Haduken [♂]
Type: Fire


Abilities:
Blaze:
(Passive) When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33%, the base damage of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 9 to 11, Fire Blast from 11 to 13)
Speed Boost: (Passive) (H, unlocked) Pokemon with this ability increase their speed as the battle progresses, boosting it one (1) stage at the end of each round at the cost of 2% of their energy. This overrides the normal drop in stats that occurs at the end of each round (stats other than Speed are still affected).

Nature: Mild (+1 SpA, -1 Def)

Stats:
HP:
90
Atk: 2
Def: 1 (-)
SpA: 4 (+)
SpD: 2
Spe: 45
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 4/9
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

Attacks:
Level Up

Scratch
Growl
Focus Energy
Ember
Sand Attack
Peck
Fire Spin
Quick Attack
Egg
Flame Burst
Crush Claw
Feather Dance
Night Slash
Counter
TM/HM
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Swords Dance
Shadow Claw
Substitute
Flame Charge
Aerial Ace
Rock Tomb
Rock Slide
Dig
Move Tutor
Bounce

1v1 Singles
3 Substitutions
0 Recoveries
0 Chills
24 hr DQ
ASB Arena
Training Items Only

FMD Sends out, Orders, and equips
PokeZeep Orders and equips
 
Clauncher with ExpShare
Water Pulse > Water Pulse > Water Pulse
If Torcic would use Bounce, use Bounce.
If Torchic would use Dig and if not already in the evasive stage of Dig, use Substitute (20) on the first instance and Aqua Jet on subsequent instances.
 
you're not making this easy are ya
didn't think so
Torchic @ Luck-e Egg

Substitute (25)>Rock Tomb>Sand Attack
#loweringstats
#nofucksgiven
 
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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
90 HP | 100 EN
2/1/4/2/45
STATUS: OK

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
90 HP | 100 EN
2/3/3/3/38 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: OK

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

A1

Torchic uses Substitute!
-25 HP
-24 EN

Clauncher uses Water Pulse! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (2827>625)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 20.25 DMG
-3 EN


A2

Torchic uses Rock Tomb! (No crit, -1 Speed to Clauncher)
CRIT: NO (4056>625)
6 - 1.5 = 4.5 DMG
-4 EN


Clauncher uses Water Pulse! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (2827>625)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 20.25 DMG
-7 EN

Substitute broke!

A3

Torchic uses Sand Attack! (-1 Accuracy)
-1 Accuracy to Clauncher
-5 EN

Clauncher uses Water Pulse! (No crit or confuse)
HIT: YES (1615<7500)
CRIT: NO (2827>625)
EFFECT: NO (3053>1000)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 20.25 DMG
-11 EN


Torchic's Speed Boost! +1 Speed
-2 EN

Torchic:-45 HP,-35 EN
Clauncher:-5 HP,-21 EN

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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
45 HP | 65 EN
2/1/4/2/79
STATUS: +1 Speed

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
85 HP | 79 EN
2/3/3/3/21 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: -1 Speed, -1 Accuracy

PokeZeep Orders
FMD Orders
 
benefit of the speed
shadow claw>bounce>shadow claw
no sub, scared it's gonna be illegal
 
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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
45 HP | 65 EN
2/1/4/2/79
STATUS: +1 Speed

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
85 HP | 79 EN
2/3/3/3/21 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: -1 Speed, -1 Accuracy

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

A1

Torchic uses Shadow Claw! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (1403>1250)
7 - 1.5 = 5.5 DMG
-5 EN


Clauncher uses Substitute!
-15 HP
-12 EN

A2

Torchic leaps into the air!
-5 EN

Clauncher dives underwater!
-6 EN

Torchic uses Bounce! (No target)
-4 EN


Clauncher uses Dive! (No crit)
HIT: YES (3671<7500)
CRIT: NO (1391>625)
(8 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 18.75 DMG
-3 EN


A3

Torchic uses Shadow Claw! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (5651>1250)
7 - 1.5 = 5.5 DMG
-5 EN


Clauncher uses Water Pulse! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (8375>625)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 1.5) x 1.5 = 20.25 DMG
-3 EN

Speed Boost! Torchic: +1 Speed
-2 EN


Torchic:-39 HP,-21 EN
Clauncher:-21 HP,-24 EN

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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
6 HP | 44 EN
2/1/4/2/113
STATUS: +2 Speed, Blaze Activated

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
64 HP | 55 EN
2/3/3/3/38 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: Substitute (9 HP)

FMD Orders
PokeZeep Orders
 
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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
6 HP | 44 EN
2/1/4/2/113
STATUS: +2 Speed, Blaze Activated

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
64 HP | 55 EN
2/3/3/3/38 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: Substitute (9 HP)

(All effects must be LESS THAN in order to activate. For HIT, has to be LESS THAN to hit.)

A1

Clauncher uses Slip-n-slide or something! (No crit)
CRIT: NO (1938>625)
More than enough = Enough DMG
-20 EN


Torchic faints!

Torchic:-6 HP,-0 EN
Clauncher:-0 HP,-20 EN

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@ Exp Share
Blaze / Speed Boost
HPKO | 44 EN
2/1/4/2/45
STATUS: RIP

--------------------VS.--------------------

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@ Exp Share
Mega Launcher
64 HP | 35 EN
2/3/3/3/38 (-10% Evasion)
STATUS: OK

FMD gets +1 CC; Clauncher gets +1 EC, +3 MC, +1 KOC
PokeZeep gets +1 CC; Torchic gets +1 EC, +3 MC

I get 3 UC
 
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