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Ranting & Raving!
And it's not like it's an Pokemon USA production, it uses the same company that makes the main anime.
... wait, really? I was putting the odd lip syncing and subpar writing down to being a factor of being a dub; a not-so-great translation coupled with needing to shoehorn english words into the lip movements made for japanese words. If there's no Japanese version then... there's no excuse.That makes it even weirder how there's seemingly no Japanese version.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that haha.0:28: Oh no, the Unova League is under siege by Figaro Castle!
I mean... like... again, bringing realism into it is a bit ridiculous. Might as well say science fiction shouldn't have sound during space battles because there's no sound in space. It'd make Star Wars much more dull but at least it'd be realistic, right? That's what really matters in a narrative. Unless science or engineering or physics or what have you is an integral part of the story, then it hardly matters. You get physics breaks like this all over every Pokémon series. It's just something you've gotta roll with; if you're watching Pokémon and expecting it to somehow be realistic, then I'm sorry, but you're going to be extremely disappointed no matter what.My engineering-oriented mind is not kind to this episode:
I'm liking Elesa's comment, though (2:55 or so). Clearly a jab at the writers of the games, where Gym Leaders usually do squat all to stop the evil team.
- How the heck could they manage to build buildings like that around the Elite Four castle without getting discovered? Take the size of the buildings and multiply with 1.5 or so to account for a reduced packing density. That's just the volume of rock they would have to remove from the site to make room for the castle. That means that in addition to their huge, secret construction site, they would need an even larger, secret mass deposit. And don't even get me started on where they would acquire building materials in secret. The hydraulics to jack up the buildings so fast would cost millions of dollars alone, and require a couple swimming pools' worth of hydraulic fluid.
- The buildings rise so fast out of the ground, and stop rising so abruptly, that the Sages would have been flung off the top, catapult-style.
- The writers fail acoustics forever. Imagine the sound those buildings make as they rise out of the ground. Now try to hear the voice of an old guy standing on top of a twenty-storey building over that. Heck, even when the buildings are still, the distance is far too large to make meaningful conversation. I doubt Iris would even be able to tell if they were speaking or not.
- The staircases make no gosh-darn sense at all.
- Structurally: How the heck can they be created from the top-down like that? Through the powers of Pokémon? I'm looking forward to see the move Staircase Beam being implemented in the games. Though to be fair, the move Simple Beam could be interpreted as creating a bridge, if you know the relevant lingo.
- Tactically: Why would the Team Plasma members leave the buildings from the near-top levels? Couldn't they have stayed in the lower floors, and attacked the Elite Four castle from ground level without the need for perilous, steep staircases?
- Structurally again: The staircases are broken by Druddigon's attack, but remain standing even when cut in half.
- Size-wise: When Druddigon attacks, the broken staircase is shown to be at least several metres wide (1:59). When Liepard leaps the gap, the staircase is barely wider than Liepard is tall - hardly a metre in total (2:11).
- Tactically again: Why isn't Iris breaking the rest of the staircases? That would lock Team Plasma up in the castle.
- The dust from the rising buildings would have obstructed the area for hours, if not days afterwards.
Iris now has lung cancer.
This episode was a bit of a change of pace, not in a wholly bad way though. It just seemed to lack something, I can't exactly put my ginger on it, but it feels like it didn't have much of a conflict, and the ending was kind of a cliffhanger, but it felt weird. Oh, and Drayden is a complete badass.New episode came in earlier:
This one features OP Liepard.
I didn't really get the awesome feeling in this episode than in the others like The Cavern. Obviously freezing a city is no small feat, but Kyurem seemed lackluster to me. It was just hooked up to a cannon that was used, he didn't really do anything. And the fact that he was trapped and being forced to do things also took away from his perceived power. It might be because I'm not a huge gen 5 fan, but this episode seemed more of a miss than a hit.Woah.
This reminds me of The Cavern, in that, we see the awesome power of a legendary. Except this time we see it being forcibly controlled to freeze the city. Team Plasma do not fuck around, clearly.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that, if they were pressed for an explanation, the writers would give something along the lines that there were several scores of support pokémon, such as alakazam, metagross, dugtrio, and steelix in the background. Claydol, in particular, seems like it would be an apt choice for this job. Given what we know of psychic types, telekinesis is a strong theme for them, and I wouldn't put it past Pokémon to say that the castle was at least constructed elsewhere, then transported underground by a bus of things like onix, steelix, and dugtrio, while trained psychic types maintained the structural integrity, before lifting the structures out of the ground while the ground types refilled the foundationMy engineering-oriented mind is not kind to this episode:
I'm liking Elesa's comment, though (2:55 or so). Clearly a jab at the writers of the games, where Gym Leaders usually do squat all to stop the evil team.
- How the heck could they manage to build buildings like that around the Elite Four castle without getting discovered? Take the size of the buildings and multiply with 1.5 or so to account for a reduced packing density. That's just the volume of rock they would have to remove from the site to make room for the castle. That means that in addition to their huge, secret construction site, they would need an even larger, secret mass deposit. And don't even get me started on where they would acquire building materials in secret. The hydraulics to jack up the buildings so fast would cost millions of dollars alone, and require a couple swimming pools' worth of hydraulic fluid.
- The buildings rise so fast out of the ground, and stop rising so abruptly, that the Sages would have been flung off the top, catapult-style.
- The writers fail acoustics forever. Imagine the sound those buildings make as they rise out of the ground. Now try to hear the voice of an old guy standing on top of a twenty-storey building over that. Heck, even when the buildings are still, the distance is far too large to make meaningful conversation. I doubt Iris would even be able to tell if they were speaking or not.
- The staircases make no gosh-darn sense at all.
- Structurally: How the heck can they be created from the top-down like that? Through the powers of Pokémon? I'm looking forward to see the move Staircase Beam being implemented in the games. Though to be fair, the move Simple Beam could be interpreted as creating a bridge, if you know the relevant lingo.
- Tactically: Why would the Team Plasma members leave the buildings from the near-top levels? Couldn't they have stayed in the lower floors, and attacked the Elite Four castle from ground level without the need for perilous, steep staircases?
- Structurally again: The staircases are broken by Druddigon's attack, but remain standing even when cut in half.
- Size-wise: When Druddigon attacks, the broken staircase is shown to be at least several metres wide (1:59). When Liepard leaps the gap, the staircase is barely wider than Liepard is tall - hardly a metre in total (2:11).
- Tactically again: Why isn't Iris breaking the rest of the staircases? That would lock Team Plasma up in the castle.
- The dust from the rising buildings would have obstructed the area for hours, if not days afterwards.
Iris now has lung cancer.