First of all, I'm not your brother. If you want to be taken seriously, please do not address me with such irreverence. However, given your youth and ignorance, I suppose I should not be surprised by the empty language you use, such as "meme." Should I apologize that I don't watch Japanese cartoons as much as you or others or adhere to worthless jargon? No, I won't apologize for that. I also won't apologize for how much my name angers you, for I have no control over the rage that I invoke. It is not my fault that I simply happen to be an erudite individual in a world primarily inhabited by immature, base thugs who cast aspersions towards those who have done nothing to deserve it. Thus, if I am a joke in your eyes, then it is because you are used to seeing nothing but dirt. I'm not the dirt that you so joyfully surround yourself with, nor am I the filth that you believe in so ardently. It does not make me a joke because my agenda does not align with your petty, immature culture that people are, quite frankly, sick and tired of. We are tired of your infantile antics and how they vitiate what is supposed to be an honorable competition fought by the greatest in our game.
You are no such individual, it seems. Perhaps you envy the fact this so-called "meme" is actually one of the most respected and accomplished players in the game; if that be the case, which it most likely is, given your abrupt bout of unwarranted vitriol, then all I can suggest is that you learn to accept the fact that, in this world, I'm higher than you in in the food chain. I'm in this tournament because I'm a highly accomplished and dedicated player who deserves to be in it, whereas your claim to fame is acquiescing to the whims of your pathetic circle of punks who try to denigrate me on a daily basis to no success. You can no longer attempt to sully my reputation and get away it, for I, too, am now part of the Smogon family. Here I assume the role of the wise, hardened warrior who must put up with the childish flippancy of those who are so delusional that they act as if they are better than me, though they have nothing to show for their years of mobbing and threats except pathetic delusions of grandeur. Yes, I am the joke around here, which is why I have been unbanned and bought in the Smogon Premier League.
Instead of continuing your worthless crusade, maybe you should focus on improving, as I always have. It may get you somewhere instead of acceptance amongst socially inept barbarians on the internet. Go ahead, call me all the names you want--they won't alter reality, which clearly says I'm better than you, even in this world.
Am I a philosopher? Everybody is a philosopher, for each man has his own methods for surviving in the struggle known as life. Your philosophy in life is to be a terrible, uninspired troll who lives in a fantasy land so spectacular that it may inspire J.R. Tolkien to rise from the grave and shake your hand. The idea of me being a joke makes us split in two from laughter. Now then, my philosophy in life is to never allow others to measure your success. It is partially because I have made it to this point, whereas you....well, my friend, there is not much to say about you, I'm afraid.
I am also not a poet, though I admit to writing my fair share of poetry in my time.
Now, leave me alone and let me be. Leave the past in the past. If you can't learn to let things go as I have, I have but one thing to say to you:
SWIM IN GARBAGE, O YOU GARBAGE.