Using this formula, Genesis7 and I have calculated exact percentages that represent each player's chances of winning in this current tiebreak, using variables such as tournament records, playing tendencies, social media posting history, BMI, work experience, hairstyle, and more, and also taking in account hax (the denominator of this function).
SM OU 1:
John (62.4317534653) vs. Trosko (37.5682465347)
SM OU 2:
TDK (98.175347296) vs. Malekith (1023.999999999999999999999)
ADV OU: BKC (1.0323 x E 27) vs.
M Dragon (f(x) = 43.2x^2 + 891y + 328)