Why am I reffing this (Lou vs someone I chokehold daily)

Glacier Knight

Glacier Knight

1vs1
1 day DQ
All Abilities
Megas = 63
Switch = KO
45 Chills and -3 Recoveries
All Items except berries that are the color blue or yellow

Arena: A Glacier in the middle of the ocean
-There is a Pyroak just chilling there
-Her name is Freyalise and she can beat you up
-Don't break the Glacier
-It is very cloudy and the clouds look like countries starting with the letter F
-You are suddenly gripped with the need to drink orange soda and watch SpaceJam for 7 hours
-All pokemon can use the move Swallow

Team LouisCyphre:
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Byne (Kingdra ♂)
Nature: Rash ( +Sp.Attack, -Sp.Defense )
Mega?: None

Types: Water/Dragon
Abilities: Swift Swim, Sniper HA: Damp

HP: 100
Attack: 3
Defen.: 3
Sp.Atk: 4
Sp.Def: 2
Speed: 85

Size: 3 Weight: 5 BRT: 18

Move Counters: 0
Evolution Counters: Full
Ability Counters: 5 / 5

73 / 73 Moves Known
Agility
Attract
Aurora Beam
Bide
Blizzard
Body Slam
Bounce
Brine
Bubble
BubbleBeam
Captivate
Clear Smog
Confide
Curse
Disable
Dive
Double Team
Double-Edge
Draco Meteor
Dragon Dance
Dragon Pulse
Dragon Rage
DragonBreath
Endure
Facade
Flail
Flash Cannon
Focus Energy
Frustration
Giga Impact
Hail
Haze
Headbutt
Hidden Power
Hydro Pump
Hyper Beam
Ice Beam
Icy Wind
Iron Head
Leer
Mimic
Muddy Water
Natural Gift
Octazooka
Outrage
Protect
Quash
Rage
Rain Dance
Razor Wind
Rest
Return
Round
Scald
Secret Power
Signal Beam
Skull Bash
Sleep Talk
SmokeScreen
Snore
Splash
Substitute
Surf
Swagger
Swift
Take Down
Toxic
Twister
Water Gun
Water Pulse
Waterfall
Whirlpool
Yawn

Team Jayelt420:
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Kitsunoh [M] [Stalker]
Nature: Jolly
Type: Ghost / Steel

[Abilities]
Frisk (Passive)
Limber (Passive)
Cursed Body (Passive) (H) (Unlocked)
[Stats]
HP: 100
Atk: 4
Def: 3
SpA: 1-
SpD: 3
Spe: 127+
+19% Accuracy
Size Class: 3
Weight Class: 4
Base Rank Total: 19

EC: 6/6
MC: 0
AC: 5/5

[Moves] [54|102]
Bulldoze
Copycat
Curse
Dig
Earthquake
Endeavor
Endure
Facade
Fake Out
Feint Attack
Foul Play
Giga Impact
Gyro Ball
Hex
Ice Punch
Imprison
Iron Defense
Iron Head
Iron Tail
Knock Off
Lick
Low Kick
Magic Coat
Memento
Metal Burst
Metal Sound
Meteor Mash
Natural Gift
Odor Sleuth
Pain Split
Payback
Perish Song
Phantom Force
Protect
Psycho Shift
Revenge
Rock Slide
Scratch
Shadow Claw
Shadow Sneak
Shadowstrike
Snatch
Substitute
Sucker Punch
Super Fang
Superpower
Taunt
Thunder Punch
Torment
Toxic
Trick
Trick Room
U-Turn
Will-o-Wisp


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<<Du ønsker å kreve seier i denne kampen ? Hah ! Dere er alle svake ; Jeg ser chlidren søker ære bare rush og bloodsehd av krig kan gi. Du er innskrumpet svisker som bake så lett i den brennende solen , og du skal ikke imponere meg>>

Order of Operations:
Jayelt sends out and equips
Lou sends out and equips and orders
Jayelt orders
I guess I will ref I mean shit
 
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Time to shake off some of that dust, Byne!

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Byne @ Amulet Coin

Byne - Icy Wind | Scald | Hydro Pump
IF When you would act, Stalker is in the evasive stage of a Damaging Evasive Move without suspense, THEN perform Dive and push actions down
IF Stalker is to use a Combo containing Metal Burst, THEN Focus Energy only once
IF Stalker is to use Psycho Shift AND Stalker is Burned AND you outspeed Stalker, THEN perform Dive and push actions down
 
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"I apologize for what I am about to do here. However, the clock starts... now."
Kitsunoh @ EXP Share
Perish Song ~ U-Turn ~ Protect
IF Scald rolls a Burn on A2, THEN Iron Defense A3
 
Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85
Status: Healthy

Icy Wind~Scald~Hydro Pump


Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 4/3/1/3/127 (19% Acc)
Status: Healthy

Perish Song~U-Turn~Protect



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~*~burn baby burn~*~

~***DISCO INFERNO**~


Action One

Kitsunoh used a super fucking dick move Perish Song!
Kitsunoh started singing Iggy Azalea songs
All pokemon now have bleeding ears and will die in 3 rounds

Kitsunoh -15EN

Kingdra used Icy Wind!
Hit Roll: 3091/10000 YES
Crit Roll: 2993/10000 NO
(6+(6-4.5)) x .67 = -5HP to Stalker

Stalker -1 Speed (72)

Kingdra -5EN

Action Two

Kingdra used Scald!
Crit Roll: 0051/10000 YES
Burn Roll: 1137/10000 YES
(8+5+3+(6-4.5)) x 1 = -17.5HP to Kitsunoh

Kingdra was spitting some HELLA MAD yo mama jokes @kitsunoh

Kit was BURNNNNNNNNNNED

Kingdra -5EN

Kitsunoh used U-Turn!
Crit Roll: 9465/10000 NO
(7+(6-4.5)) x 1 = -8.5HP to Kingdra
Kitsunoh is a lame punk BUT ISNT CURED OF PERISH SONG AHAHAHA

Kitsunoh -5EN

Action Three

Kingdra used Hydro Pump
Hit Roll: 6876/10000 YES
Crit Roll: 8923/10000 NO
(11+3+(6-4.5)) x 1 = -15.5HP to Kitsunoh

Kingdra -7EN

Kitsunoh used Iron Defense
Kitsunoh is not a fox
Kitsunoh is a pussy
Kitsunoh healed its wounds and burns bc its lame
+2 Def

Kitsunoh -6EN


Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 91
EN: 83
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85
Status: Perish Song (2R)


Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: 62
EN: 74
Stats: 4/3/1/3/72 (19% Acc)
Status: +2 Def, -1 Speed, Perish Song (2R)

Order of Operations:
jayelt413 chicken dances
LouisCyphre divides by zero
Glacier smells what The Rock is cooking
 
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"And we begin!"
Kitsunoh @ EXP Share
Dig (Suspend) ~ Dig (Suspend) ~ Dig (Attack)
IF Kingdra is to use a Damaging/Evasive move A3, THEN Dig (Suspend) A3
IF Kingdra is to use a Damaging Water Combination A3, THEN Dig (Suspend) A3
 
Mimic has -- Accuracy and thus succeeds through Dig, as does Haze

Byne - Mimic (learn U-turn) | Haze (Normal) | U-turn
 
Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 91
EN: 83
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85
Status: Perish Song (2R)
Mimic (U-Turn)~Haze~U-Turn

Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: 62
EN: 74
Stats: 4/3/1/3/72 (19% Acc)
Status: +2 Def, -1 Speed, Perish Song (2R)

Dig (Suspend)~Dig (Suspend)~Dig (Attack)

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\___[0...0]___/

Action One

Kingdra used Mimic!
Kingdra got that U-Turn now tho

Kingdra -5EN

Kitsunoh used Dig!
The kitty dug a hole and stayed underground
where it be?
WHERE IT IS
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
TELL ME WHATS IN THE BOX FREEMAN
TELL ME OH GOD

Kitsunoh -6EN
Action Two

Kingdra used Haze
its purple
Jimi Hendrix descends from the heavens and shreds a toke riff
we're all now high as #fuck
PURPLE HAAAAAAYZE ALL IN THA ROOOM
(stats are cleared and back to normal)

Kingdra -6EN

Kitsunoh is hiding underground
he is afraid of Jimi
because he is not worthy
NOT WORTHY

Kitsunoh -10EN

Action Three

Kitsunoh came back up and did a dig dug attack!
Crit Roll: 4288/10000 NO
(8+(6-4.5)) x 1 = -9.5HP to Kingdra

Kitsunoh -10EN

Kingdra used U-Turn!
Crit Roll: 1004/10000 NO
(7+(4.5-4.5) x .44 = -3HP to Kitsunoh

Kingdra removes the Perish Song effects from itself
OH HOW THE TURNTABLES
*insert steve carrell*

Kingdra -5EN

Perish count for Kitsunoh went to one
huehuehue oooooooooooooh
boy you done fucked up now

Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 81
EN: 67
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85Status: A Healthy baby spawn of Uzilek

Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: 59
EN: 52
Stats: 4/3/1/3/72 (19% Acc)
Status: Perish Song (1R)

Order of Operations:
LouisCyphre smokes weed everyday
jayelt413 slides to the left
Glacier is just another LA Devotee
 
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I wonder if this will look familiar?

Byne - Dive (Suspend) | Dive (Suspend) | Dive (Strike)
IF you are not underwater, THEN restart action queue
IF you cannot Dive due to Torment (somehow)THEN initiate the sequence Protect | Rest | Protect
jayelt413
 
Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 81
EN: 67
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85Status: A Healthy baby spawn of Uzilek

Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: 59
EN: 52
Stats: 4/3/1/3/72 (19% Acc)
Status: Perish Song (1R)

Action One

Kitsunoh Chilled
+12EN
I tried so hard and got so far
but in the end it doesnt even matter

Kingdra used Dive!
we all live in a yellow submarine

-5EN

Action Two

Kitsunoh Chilled
+12EN
Father I accept my fate
let me die in peace

Kingdra is still diving!
Guy Feiri is a clown juggalo overlord
he owns diners
drive ins
and dIES

Action Three

Kitsunoh Chilled
+12EN
Hello darkness my old friend


Kingdra came up and attacked with Dive!
Crit Roll: 2657/10000 NO
(8+3+(4.5-4.5)) x 1 = - 11HP to Kitsunoh

Kingdra -9EN

Perish Song ticked down

ding dong the kit is dead

Cindy Lou who:
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Byne the Kingdra
Amulet Coin
Swift Swim/Sniper/Damp
HP: 81
EN: 48
Stats: 3/3/4/2/85
Status: Lou pulled another win out of his ass what a miracle worker can you find me a place to live

Jayjay the jet plane:
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Stalker the Kitsunoh
Exp Share
Frisk/Limber/Cursed Body
HP: KO
EN: KO
Stats: 4/3/1/3/127 (19% Acc)
Status: ded

Prizes:
Lou- 8CC
Jay- 1CC, 4MC for Stalker
Glacier 3UC (holy shit I got some more UC ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye)

THIS MATCH IS OVER

THANK THE SWEET LORD BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE BABY MANGER WATCHING LITTLE EINSTIENS
 
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