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It's been forever. You wanted us to analyze Cradily... and we slowly delivered. To be fair, we were supposed to release this many months ago, but things got in the way. Sun and Moon for example—super in the way. But that's OK, we're back to judging old Pokémon. For a day. Let's welcome RODAN, Cretacerus, and Aurora.
RODAN | Cretacerus | Aurora |
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RODAN
Cradily is a Pokémon oft overshadowed by its more popular fossil counterparts. It doesn't have the sick blades of Kabutops or Armaldo. It doesn't have the Cool Dino aspect like Rampardos and Tyrantrum. It falls into the third category of fossil: the weird guy. Generally, weird guys are my favorite fossil archetype. Aurorus is adorable, Omastar is goofy as hell and also bizarrely cute, Bastiodon is irredeemable trash. Cradily is the one that stands out the most to me, though, because what the hell were Game Freak smoking when they made this. In its design alone it has some REALLY odd choices. It has a torso with what looks like lopped-off limbs, a weird gangly neck, and a big gaping maw surrounded by sausages. And you know what? They work together to make this thing pop. It really does pop too, it has a unique typing in Rock / Grass, which is cool for one. I've made no secret out of stating my disdain for Generation III's Pokémon designs in the past (they seemed to have the philosophy to add spikes and blades to everything), but Cradily is just super inspired. Its a dinosaur-plant-monster thing. It probably eats humans whole. Oh, and its cry rules too. If you like Cradily, PM Shade on the forums to join the fan newsletter.
Cretacerus
Cradily's design is arguably one that requires a bit of context in order to be fully appreciated. While it might appear rather strange and outlandish at first, the evolutionary line is actually based directly on one of the most significant and recognizable lead fossils from the dinosaur era, making it more than deserving of its place among the game's fossil roster: the prehistoric sea lilies are close relatives of the sea stars anchored to the ground with their backs, and occasionally so abundant in our fossil record that they seem to make up the entire rock they're embedded in. When hiking in the northern Alps here in Germany, for example, you might routinely stumble upon hundreds of meters of limestone consisting almost entirely of their fossilized remains.
And just like the creature it's based on, the semi-sessile Cradily has quickly fallen victim to being labelled as a plant, as evidenced by its unique and rather interesting Rock / Grass typing. At least, though, the games tried keep this resemblance mostly superficial: it's no coincidence that Cradily's pool of Grass-type moves consists almost entirely of draining and absorbing techniques, and its Pokédex entries even depict it as an outright predator that actively hunts down and devours prey with its tentacles. Going by its natural inspiration, we can even assume that the supposedly plant-like Cradily is in fact more closely related to us vertebrates than its arthropod counterpart Armaldo, proving once again how a book shouldn't be judged solely by its cover.
Upon evolution, the Cradily line does take more artistic liberty with its design, as is common among fossil Pokémon. The mostly radial symmetrical Lileep now adapts a clearly bilateral morphology and develops a more distinct head and face, which greatly enhances the personality of the design, making it more appealing for the player while still retaining vital design elements such as the neck segments and tentacles. Like many Pokémon in its generation, Cradily is also decorated with several colored markings on its head and body in an effort to make it look more interesting. In this case, however, they complement the design surprisingly well by creating the iconic false face whose dopey expression is a great part of Cradily's charm. Unfortunately, the overall color scheme remains a bit dull and desaturated compared to the vivid and striking coloration that many sea lilies and especially sea anemones display, which always strikes me as a somewhat missed opportunity on Game Freak's side. In the end, however, I'll have to say that the design is still really well implemented and definitely does the bizarre prehistoric creature justice.
Aurora
On the whole, I'm a big fan of fossil Pokémon. Omanyte is super cute, Tyrantrum is a badass dinosaur, Armaldo is a cool, huge bug, and Aerodactyl is a savage-looking avian. There are two exceptions to this rule. The first is Aurorus, whose mere existence has turned my username into a laughing stock. The second is Cradily, which is the most bizarre and ugly-looking fossil Pokémon ever penned by Ken Sugimori. It has a face not even a mother could love, with a frightening smile that reminds me of one of those psychotic clown robots in a carnival haunted house. Even more disgusting is the fact that those markings on its head aren't actually its eyes. Au contraire! Its real eyes actually lie inside its gaping maw, which makes me wonder if Cradily is a literal interpretation of what it means to look inside yourself. Turning to Cradily's Pokédex entries offers no respite. For example, Sapphire's entry enlightens us with the fact that those pink tentacles sticking out of its head liquefy Cradily's prey for easy consumption. Charming. Cradily is not only a blot on the Grass-type copybook: it has no table manners to boot! Overall, I have never particularly liked Cradily at all and probably never will.
And that's a wrap. Join us for a new themed series next time!
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