So, a human bullet, a pirate, and a scaredy cat walk into a bar....
Name: Sideshot (Sideshow + Shot)
Typing:
Abilities: Flash Fire / Sniper / Simple
Stats: 54/72/43/120/64/100 (453)
Movepool: Gunpowder, Barrage, Growl, Trick, Teeter Dance, Moonblast, Inferno, Fling, Taunt, Charm, Disarming Voice, Dazzling Gleam, Play Rough, Alluring Voice, Flamethrower, Fire Blast, Temper Flare, Burning Jealousy, Flame Charge, Heat Wave, Will-O-Wisp, Sunny Day, Heat Crash, Shadow Ball, Seed Bomb, Hyper Voice, Psych Up, Metronome, Psychic, Psyshock, Reflect, Light Screen, Expanding Force, Heavy Slam, Flash Cannon, Iron Head, Iron Defense, Metal Sound, Hard Press, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Endure, Facade, Helping Hand, Protect, Rest, Sleep Talk, Substitute, Take Down, Tera Blast
Weight: 25.3 kg.
Role: Simple and easy to use Glass Cannon that uses Gunpowder as a third STAB. Also comes with
No Guard Simple!
Name: Bootlakk (Bootleg + Blackbeard)
Typing: 
Abilities: Intimidate / Filter / Cursed Body
Stats: 92/108/77/70/78/90 (515)
Movepool: Piracy, Scratch, Torment, Assurance, Covet, Slash, Night Slash, Swords Dance, Sucker Punch, Encore, X-Scissor, Thief, Snarl, Foul Play, Dark Pulse, Taunt, Lash Out, Throat Chop, Low Kick, Low Sweep, Focus Blast, Aura Sphere, Brick Break, Vacuum Wave, Focus Punch, Coaching, Shadow Claw, Shadow Ball, Hex, Confuse Ray, Earthquake, Earth Power, Ice Beam, Ice Spinner, Blizzard, Icicle Spear, Icy Wind, Snowscape, Scary Face, Poison Jab, Gunk Shot, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Surf, Liquidation, Waterfall, Hydro Pump, Rain Dance, Chilling Water, Scald, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Endure, Facade, Helping Hand, Protect, Rest, Sleep Talk, Substitute, Take Down, Tera Blast
Weight: 18.2 kg.
Role: Unique Setup Sweeper who can use both Piracy and Sucker Punch, using Encore and Taunt to ensure he gets his kills! He also comes with Intimidate.
Name: Schrödillimp (Schrödinger's cat + Illusion + Wimp)
Typing: 
Abilities: Cowardly
Stats: 30/100/110/100/120/90 (550)
Movepool: Lick, Play Nice, Speed Swap, Pounce, Lunge, Charm, Disarming Voice, Dazzling Gleam, Play Rough, Alluring Voice, Will-O-Wisp, Heat Wave, Confuse Ray, Hex, Night Shade, Shadow Ball, Poltergeist, Shadow Claw, Spite, Phantom Force, Uproar, Hyper Voice, Psych Up, Psychic, Psyshock, Psychic Fangs, Poison Jab, Gunk Shot, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Endure, Facade, Helping Hand, Protect, Rest, Sleep Talk, Substitute, Take Down, Tera Blast
Weight: 2.2 kg.
Role: Risky balanced attacker. Has good attacking and defending stats but Cowardly serves as both a benefit and a drawback, switching it out against its own will. It also has a pathetically low HP stat.