Tournament Chinese Premier League Commencement Thread

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Can we have a TLDR in english
Yiyue's post:
Debunking Rumors, CNPL Summary, and Reasons for My Anger - Including Concerns Over Captain Selection

First, I have never apologized for conflicts between myself and our captain or vice-captain. My decision to keep quiet earlier was purely out of respect for the tournament and my teammates’ efforts, to minimize negative fallout. Now that our team is officially eliminated, I no longer need to withhold my thoughts.

I will not attach chat logs here, as no one would want their private messages exposed without consent. Rest assured, everything I say is verifiable and not exaggerated to attack anyone.

I despise three types of people:

Hypocrites who hold others to strict standards but exempt themselves.

Pretentious "leaders" who lack skill, responsibility, or accountability, fleeing when things go south.

Those with poor communication skills.
Unfortunately, our captain, Unowndragon, embodies all three traits—glaringly. When you criticized my "lack of emotional maturity" while posturing as a mediator, Unowndragon, I struggled not to laugh. Adults are defined by accountability—something you utterly lack. I won’t argue with a child, especially one who can’t articulate a coherent thought.

Anyone who’s teamed with me knows I’m not one to obsess over mistakes. In fact, I’m often the one shutting down post-game analyses. Reputation speaks for itself.

Week 1: After losses in tiers 3, 7, and 9 (all handled by international players outside our QQ group), Unowndragon launched into endless, nitpicking critiques of their replays. Yet when he later threw a guaranteed win in G3 due to careless play, the tone shifted. Suddenly, the "thorough analysts" became gentle comforters, even gaslighting his blunder as "bad luck from opponent hax"—until I checked the replay myself. I stayed silent then, only urging improvement.

Week 2: Our 20,000-valued "star captain" faced a 3,000 substitute in a Gen9OU match. The loss itself was forgivable; the aftermath wasn’t. Instead of vowing redemption, Unowndragon—despite claiming persecution kept him from "national team glory"—publicly announced "I’m mentally broken" and subbed himself out. This from a self-proclaimed leader who spent 20k to "prove his worth."

Meanwhile, our vice-captain chose to attack me for critiquing Unowndragon, ignoring the captain’s far worse performance compared to criticized foreign teammates. Their synchronized meltdowns—"Then I’ll quit!"—reeked of fragile egos over accountability. (Side note: Vice-captain, dropping "nmsl" (Your mother is dead) insults as an educated adult? Embarrassing.)

Unowndragon’s post-sub logic? "High salary ≠ high skill!" Hilarious. If so, why bid 20k for yourself? Why not request a 3k slot? Other CNPL captains—regardless of rough starts—fought until elimination. Not our "leader." Across 7 weeks:

Subbed himself out for 2 weeks due to "mental fragility."

Went 1/4 in 5 active weeks, with glaring errors in every loss.

Bench accumulated 50k-60k/week in unused talent—not due to real-life issues, but "mental breaks." (Note: Previously he attacked Sealife for being only in the team because he was buddies with Unowndragon, but this was later deleted after clarification from Xqiht and Indulge in Dreams)

To teammates: My later performances also faltered, and I take responsibility. My prep (100+ ladder tests per team, 1500-1670 Elo) couldn’t offset distractions. But unlike Anlong, I didn’t quit.

To Sealife: I wrongly assumed you subbed out due to Anlong’s toxicity. My apologies. (Note: This is later edited in)

Final Note: Training matters. If I can grind 9UU ladder for clean reps, a 20k "9OU star" has zero excuse for unforced errors. This isn’t about hate—it’s about accountability CNPL deserves.

TLDR: rant about how Unowndragon is both incompetent as a captain skill wise and mindset wise.

The later long post from Yupa is a troll post referencing a notorious player in the community who abused alts and other methods to seek more attention for himself. It serves no real value to the controversy except for memes and trolling purposes. That will be translated later if context evolves to nessesitate it.
 
Yiyue's post:
Debunking Rumors, CNPL Summary, and Reasons for My Anger - Including Concerns Over Captain Selection

First, I have never apologized for conflicts between myself and our captain or vice-captain. My decision to keep quiet earlier was purely out of respect for the tournament and my teammates’ efforts, to minimize negative fallout. Now that our team is officially eliminated, I no longer need to withhold my thoughts.

I will not attach chat logs here, as no one would want their private messages exposed without consent. Rest assured, everything I say is verifiable and not exaggerated to attack anyone.

I despise three types of people:

Hypocrites who hold others to strict standards but exempt themselves.

Pretentious "leaders" who lack skill, responsibility, or accountability, fleeing when things go south.

Those with poor communication skills.
Unfortunately, our captain, Unowndragon, embodies all three traits—glaringly. When you criticized my "lack of emotional maturity" while posturing as a mediator, Unowndragon, I struggled not to laugh. Adults are defined by accountability—something you utterly lack. I won’t argue with a child, especially one who can’t articulate a coherent thought.

Anyone who’s teamed with me knows I’m not one to obsess over mistakes. In fact, I’m often the one shutting down post-game analyses. Reputation speaks for itself.

Week 1: After losses in tiers 3, 7, and 9 (all handled by international players outside our QQ group), Unowndragon launched into endless, nitpicking critiques of their replays. Yet when he later threw a guaranteed win in G3 due to careless play, the tone shifted. Suddenly, the "thorough analysts" became gentle comforters, even gaslighting his blunder as "bad luck from opponent hax"—until I checked the replay myself. I stayed silent then, only urging improvement.

Week 2: Our 20,000-valued "star captain" faced a 3,000 substitute in a Gen9OU match. The loss itself was forgivable; the aftermath wasn’t. Instead of vowing redemption, Unowndragon—despite claiming persecution kept him from "national team glory"—publicly announced "I’m mentally broken" and subbed himself out. This from a self-proclaimed leader who spent 20k to "prove his worth."

Meanwhile, our vice-captain chose to attack me for critiquing Unowndragon, ignoring the captain’s far worse performance compared to criticized foreign teammates. Their synchronized meltdowns—"Then I’ll quit!"—reeked of fragile egos over accountability. (Side note: Vice-captain, dropping "nmsl" (Your mother is dead) insults as an educated adult? Embarrassing.)

Unowndragon’s post-sub logic? "High salary ≠ high skill!" Hilarious. If so, why bid 20k for yourself? Why not request a 3k slot? Other CNPL captains—regardless of rough starts—fought until elimination. Not our "leader." Across 7 weeks:

Subbed himself out for 2 weeks due to "mental fragility."

Went 1/4 in 5 active weeks, with glaring errors in every loss.

Bench accumulated 50k-60k/week in unused talent—not due to real-life issues, but "mental breaks." (Note: Previously he attacked Sealife for being only in the team because he was buddies with Unowndragon, but this was later deleted after clarification from Xqiht and Indulge in Dreams)

To teammates: My later performances also faltered, and I take responsibility. My prep (100+ ladder tests per team, 1500-1670 Elo) couldn’t offset distractions. But unlike Anlong, I didn’t quit.

To Sealife: I wrongly assumed you subbed out due to Anlong’s toxicity. My apologies. (Note: This is later edited in)

Final Note: Training matters. If I can grind 9UU ladder for clean reps, a 20k "9OU star" has zero excuse for unforced errors. This isn’t about hate—it’s about accountability CNPL deserves.

TLDR: rant about how Unowndragon is both incompetent as a captain skill wise and mindset wise.

The later long post from Yupa is a troll post referencing a notorious player in the community who abused alts and other methods to seek more attention for himself. It serves no real value to the controversy except for memes and trolling purposes. That will be translated later if context evolves to nessesitate it.
感谢龙头地鼠英化组
 
Yiyue's post:
Debunking Rumors, CNPL Summary, and Reasons for My Anger - Including Concerns Over Captain Selection

First, I have never apologized for conflicts between myself and our captain or vice-captain. My decision to keep quiet earlier was purely out of respect for the tournament and my teammates’ efforts, to minimize negative fallout. Now that our team is officially eliminated, I no longer need to withhold my thoughts.

I will not attach chat logs here, as no one would want their private messages exposed without consent. Rest assured, everything I say is verifiable and not exaggerated to attack anyone.

I despise three types of people:

Hypocrites who hold others to strict standards but exempt themselves.

Pretentious "leaders" who lack skill, responsibility, or accountability, fleeing when things go south.

Those with poor communication skills.
Unfortunately, our captain, Unowndragon, embodies all three traits—glaringly. When you criticized my "lack of emotional maturity" while posturing as a mediator, Unowndragon, I struggled not to laugh. Adults are defined by accountability—something you utterly lack. I won’t argue with a child, especially one who can’t articulate a coherent thought.

Anyone who’s teamed with me knows I’m not one to obsess over mistakes. In fact, I’m often the one shutting down post-game analyses. Reputation speaks for itself.

Week 1: After losses in tiers 3, 7, and 9 (all handled by international players outside our QQ group), Unowndragon launched into endless, nitpicking critiques of their replays. Yet when he later threw a guaranteed win in G3 due to careless play, the tone shifted. Suddenly, the "thorough analysts" became gentle comforters, even gaslighting his blunder as "bad luck from opponent hax"—until I checked the replay myself. I stayed silent then, only urging improvement.

Week 2: Our 20,000-valued "star captain" faced a 3,000 substitute in a Gen9OU match. The loss itself was forgivable; the aftermath wasn’t. Instead of vowing redemption, Unowndragon—despite claiming persecution kept him from "national team glory"—publicly announced "I’m mentally broken" and subbed himself out. This from a self-proclaimed leader who spent 20k to "prove his worth."

Meanwhile, our vice-captain chose to attack me for critiquing Unowndragon, ignoring the captain’s far worse performance compared to criticized foreign teammates. Their synchronized meltdowns—"Then I’ll quit!"—reeked of fragile egos over accountability. (Side note: Vice-captain, dropping "nmsl" (Your mother is dead) insults as an educated adult? Embarrassing.)

Unowndragon’s post-sub logic? "High salary ≠ high skill!" Hilarious. If so, why bid 20k for yourself? Why not request a 3k slot? Other CNPL captains—regardless of rough starts—fought until elimination. Not our "leader." Across 7 weeks:

Subbed himself out for 2 weeks due to "mental fragility."

Went 1/4 in 5 active weeks, with glaring errors in every loss.

Bench accumulated 50k-60k/week in unused talent—not due to real-life issues, but "mental breaks." (Note: Previously he attacked Sealife for being only in the team because he was buddies with Unowndragon, but this was later deleted after clarification from Xqiht and Indulge in Dreams)

To teammates: My later performances also faltered, and I take responsibility. My prep (100+ ladder tests per team, 1500-1670 Elo) couldn’t offset distractions. But unlike Anlong, I didn’t quit.

To Sealife: I wrongly assumed you subbed out due to Anlong’s toxicity. My apologies. (Note: This is later edited in)

Final Note: Training matters. If I can grind 9UU ladder for clean reps, a 20k "9OU star" has zero excuse for unforced errors. This isn’t about hate—it’s about accountability CNPL deserves.

TLDR: rant about how Unowndragon is both incompetent as a captain skill wise and mindset wise.

The later long post from Yupa is a troll post referencing a notorious player in the community who abused alts and other methods to seek more attention for himself. It serves no real value to the controversy except for memes and trolling purposes. That will be translated later if context evolves to nessesitate it.
感谢鼠头地龙英化组
 
Yiyue's post:
Debunking Rumors, CNPL Summary, and Reasons for My Anger - Including Concerns Over Captain Selection

First, I have never apologized for conflicts between myself and our captain or vice-captain. My decision to keep quiet earlier was purely out of respect for the tournament and my teammates’ efforts, to minimize negative fallout. Now that our team is officially eliminated, I no longer need to withhold my thoughts.

I will not attach chat logs here, as no one would want their private messages exposed without consent. Rest assured, everything I say is verifiable and not exaggerated to attack anyone.

I despise three types of people:

Hypocrites who hold others to strict standards but exempt themselves.

Pretentious "leaders" who lack skill, responsibility, or accountability, fleeing when things go south.

Those with poor communication skills.
Unfortunately, our captain, Unowndragon, embodies all three traits—glaringly. When you criticized my "lack of emotional maturity" while posturing as a mediator, Unowndragon, I struggled not to laugh. Adults are defined by accountability—something you utterly lack. I won’t argue with a child, especially one who can’t articulate a coherent thought.

Anyone who’s teamed with me knows I’m not one to obsess over mistakes. In fact, I’m often the one shutting down post-game analyses. Reputation speaks for itself.

Week 1: After losses in tiers 3, 7, and 9 (all handled by international players outside our QQ group), Unowndragon launched into endless, nitpicking critiques of their replays. Yet when he later threw a guaranteed win in G3 due to careless play, the tone shifted. Suddenly, the "thorough analysts" became gentle comforters, even gaslighting his blunder as "bad luck from opponent hax"—until I checked the replay myself. I stayed silent then, only urging improvement.

Week 2: Our 20,000-valued "star captain" faced a 3,000 substitute in a Gen9OU match. The loss itself was forgivable; the aftermath wasn’t. Instead of vowing redemption, Unowndragon—despite claiming persecution kept him from "national team glory"—publicly announced "I’m mentally broken" and subbed himself out. This from a self-proclaimed leader who spent 20k to "prove his worth."

Meanwhile, our vice-captain chose to attack me for critiquing Unowndragon, ignoring the captain’s far worse performance compared to criticized foreign teammates. Their synchronized meltdowns—"Then I’ll quit!"—reeked of fragile egos over accountability. (Side note: Vice-captain, dropping "nmsl" (Your mother is dead) insults as an educated adult? Embarrassing.)

Unowndragon’s post-sub logic? "High salary ≠ high skill!" Hilarious. If so, why bid 20k for yourself? Why not request a 3k slot? Other CNPL captains—regardless of rough starts—fought until elimination. Not our "leader." Across 7 weeks:

Subbed himself out for 2 weeks due to "mental fragility."

Went 1/4 in 5 active weeks, with glaring errors in every loss.

Bench accumulated 50k-60k/week in unused talent—not due to real-life issues, but "mental breaks." (Note: Previously he attacked Sealife for being only in the team because he was buddies with Unowndragon, but this was later deleted after clarification from Xqiht and Indulge in Dreams)

To teammates: My later performances also faltered, and I take responsibility. My prep (100+ ladder tests per team, 1500-1670 Elo) couldn’t offset distractions. But unlike Anlong, I didn’t quit.

To Sealife: I wrongly assumed you subbed out due to Anlong’s toxicity. My apologies. (Note: This is later edited in)

Final Note: Training matters. If I can grind 9UU ladder for clean reps, a 20k "9OU star" has zero excuse for unforced errors. This isn’t about hate—it’s about accountability CNPL deserves.

TLDR: rant about how Unowndragon is both incompetent as a captain skill wise and mindset wise.

The later long post from Yupa is a troll post referencing a notorious player in the community who abused alts and other methods to seek more attention for himself. It serves no real value to the controversy except for memes and trolling purposes. That will be translated later if context evolves to nessesitate it.
A more comprehensive version on Week1 (clearly Deepseek is not perfect):
After losses in tiers 3, 7, and 9 (all handled by international players outside our QQ group), Unowndragon launched into endless, nitpicking critiques of their replays. If I remember correctly, for those three games, only the Gen3 one lost due to a casual play, so a guaranteed victory was wasted. What a pity. Our Gen7 and Gen9 players did make mistakes, but they also had shining moments during their battles. Gen9 player lost due to careless play in the final phase. Gen7 player made an early mistake and tried really hard to fight back, but failed despite his effort.
I always pay close attention to the attitude shown in the battle, just like I said "I care about the replay itself."
Although by my standard, in Week1, their attitude was fine. These were savable mistakes, not something too huge a deal. Anyway, they lost, so it's justified to criticize their replays. However, when my Captain Unknowndragon entered the battlefield and lost the game, those thorough and profound Captain and Ass disappeared. Instead, there was only gentle and cautious comfort, to the point I assumed that Unowndragon was lost due to the opponent's hax instead of his own choke. Then I watched that replay, and I was extremely confused. Why other players who were responsible for taking victories needed to be examined under the magnifying lens, while our Captain--the highest price in our team, the leader of our team before the tournament, committing to proving himself and using 20K to buy himself, claiming that he couldn't become the starter of the CN national team in 7/8/9 OU only because he was unfairly treated--could be comforted by our ass after he lost a game due to his own choke? Furthermore, our captain and ass were trying to understate his own choke as getting haxed. I could understand the comfort without any principle or boundary, but I couldn't understand the comfort without any principle or boundary for such a guy. Even so, I didn't criticize him in our QQ group. All I said was that the reason he lost is not limited to getting haxed, and he should try harder next week to avoid that. Unfortunately, it was just the beginning.
 
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