sharma stop making my people look bad
ivar - that kid everyone hated in 9th grade but has since gotten more tolerable / everyone's gotten used to him
mekkah - that kid who's definitely too old to be in high school, but is still in high school and nobody really knows why
vader - "hey vader, can you hit me up with some weed?"
whistle - you told him a joke in the beginning of class and he's still laughing at it halfway through
nice lol
tangerine - dude you simultaneously want to take out for a beer (let's pretend this is british high school) and punch in the face
maniaclyrasist - the good looking, suave kid that has absolutely no reason to be a nerd but always pushes for halo night
stellar - token angry gay
junioritos - dork you always think "o so adorable and young" while forgetting he's in your grade...
philip7086 - athletic kid who got fat and who compensates by being a little too nice and laughing at everyone's jokes (k that's not a high school stereotype just phil's real life xD)
m0nkfish - kid who never gets his respect
dm - elder classman who kept peace but didn't appoint a worthy successor for when he left
firestorm - kid with exceedingly large nose
synre - dude you "WTF'd" about being gay, then said "duh"
jrrrr - dude you always knew was gay
jumpluff - dude you always knew was gay
carl - kid who stole your lunchmoney / trophy (bitch)
lonelyness - ok i can't, just too much easy shit lol
jabbathegriffin - kid who settles on quality of girls too much (i swear...the one that looked like pookar really ???)
alex - the ultimate one upper
jimbo - the unnaturally nice / sweet kid who will either be a phd or one day snap and be the contemporary jack the ripper (not necessarily mutually exclusive)
genny - the misunderstood kid
theorymon - kid you take under your wing but often have the urge to yell "stfu" or "stop" to
goofball / mop / justin - the bullies
folgorio - the good looking, athletic nerd with hot sister / mom
whistle - do we have a picture of him yet???
vincent - creepy history teacher
dougjustdoug - the new superintendent who pisses off the established scholarly community by moving from text based learning to computer based
captkirby - the insecure loud kid who yells at everyone but eventually becomes an accepted gimmick
gigapunch - THE gimmick
loki / gouki - biggest bitches in the world (the closet nerds)
curt - the girl that got gangbanged
jackal - the girl who told everyone about the girl that got gangbanged
jumpman / aeolus / chaos / insert 5 more people - the gangbangers
tof - the kid that was always looking for respect
cathy - gender bender
amazingampharos - the loud, annoying nerd that was always picked on and never had anyone stand up for him
ete - one of the few immigrants that actually learned how to speak / write english
sarenji - the kid you always thought was gay but isnt
akuchi - future lesbian
mre - the kid who the cool kids take advantage of / mock, openly, and who keeps coming back for more
caelum - the "wtf" kid