Lyrics:
Yo Hydreigon, whatcha doin', you're surely goin' down,
I'm gonna make a fool of ya, wimpy-ass clown,
You're facin 'gainst Regice, a mighty Hoenn legend,
You're just a lowly pseudo like all your dragon brethren.
My S. Defense is sky-high at 200 points,
You'll never see a meteor scratch mah ol' boys,
I pack coverage boltbeam that can rip ya head ta toe,
You don't get STAB on fire? Let me show you STAB on snow.
You're weak to u-turn, weak ta ice beam, you're the worst I've seen at stalling,
I'd scorn at your defenses if I wasn't busy LOLing.
What's a couple 'tack points when I always see you spec'd?
Looks like a waste of resources yer biggest defect.
Where's that outrage that's like meteor but 2 times as good?
No one uses what confuses, you just loses in the hood.
What's a half times your S. Attack, I'm sure it can't be bad,
Or a mighty sweeper surely would find a better STAB.
Listen, no one likes a fifth gen, smogon wants their Hoenn back,
You keep up with the forums? Ruby/Sapphire's where it's at.
Hoenn supersize your jive when dive comes striving back in town.
Let a real design come fighting, your entire gen should drown.
You know not to fuck with regice, sucks you had to learn so late,
Now I'll skate back into 3rd gen where the pokemon were great.
You could never take an ice-type, I'm their king, I'll fuck you up!
Now just watch in ice-weak horror as I take the rapping cup.
