2) don't cross the street, i forgot how streets work one time
Instead of forgetting how streets work, the street I was crossing went on forever, so I kept going despite the fact that my feet had already hit concrete on the other side of the road and ended up walking straight into a streetlight. It was strange because I couldn't see the thing I had just run into, it was just the road going forever on a white backdrop, so I was extremely disoriented for about five minutes. According to my friend who was with me at the time, I "just stared into the distance for a while". Fucking awesome.