Some last minute thoughts…
- Rhydon would play like a physically oriented Heatran--using its incredible bulk to reliably set up rocks. It also shares the problem of its lack of reliable recovery. Definite niche on Bulky Offense and Balance. Rhydon also has a decent matchup against Mandibuzz, so Defogging could be a pain if you're using Mandi to clear the field. I'm not sure I'd put this in the "physical Blissey" camp, as honestly the only similarity is bulk, and Rhydon relies on teammates to keep him healthy. That being said, with proper team support, Rhydon is a great theorymon.
- Absol would play like any speedy Volt Switcher like MegaMan, but I'd argue it's better at punching holes due to its ability to switch in significantly easier. Magic Bounce is a godsend of an ability because passive things are free switch ins. While it's not as fast as Manectric, it's got more power, and it's only gonna get better when ORAS comes around due to Play Rough/Knock Off coverage being a pain in the ass to tank. Add to that the fact that this theorymon would be incredibly hard to kill due to a fast momentum grabbing move. I like this the most on the slate not because its mine, but because I just think it's hands-down the coolest concept here. BirdSpam checks are necessary right now, but they're boring :3