Big Build Your Own Mafia - Game Over! 43 Winners: Vanillas, DTC, Ditto!

[Haruno]

 

[Whydon]

ALL ROLE PMS ARE OUT GO WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can we watch the *anguage next time? *itera**y it's N0 and a*ready someone has managed to be offensive towards me. I'm going to go easy on you but next time do NOT expect me to be as forgiving. I find it so offensive that you think it's okay for you to say whatever you want and not even care about the fee*ings of others. I *itera**y cannot even right now.

 

[jumpluff]

What time did the people of Circus Maximus have for leisure when war made its demands near daily? We have found evidence of war games, but the casualties were similar in scale to actual wars. Disdained was the shirker; disdained, too, was reading, as we have inferred from the recovered remains of what we identified as an 'iReader'.

It remains undetermined if the Mafia Mafia was related to the great tragedy that pit the people of Circus against each other, shunning socialisation and sunlight in favour for a return to primal loner instincts.

i was not jokIng btw, no, not even clOse, mAfia contact mE regArding the burniNg of villAges

once the villAge is burned, yOu see, i cAn escApe this wartorN lAnd wIth my on truE e-girl, tHe hoSt of thiS game

-US the Stoopid

Even mating rituals and war were intertwined for this, well, hypothetically a civilisation..

 

[jumpluff]

Is it possible that their culture had only these three genders: default, gril, and e-girl?

 

[Yeti]

shunning socialisation and sunlight in favour for a return to primal loner instincts.

hey i object 5 of us crawled out of our basements to meet irl today and then 90 day fiancee skype sam in to our rl res game

.......then concluded internet res was ez life

 

[Ditto]

 

[King_]

I think I'm to sexy to die

Lowkey not even sexy with that 3 post count

 

[Former]

Once, long ago. I was as blind as a proverbial townie. But then, I discovered one amazing trick that changed my life! Now, I wield the power to see for miles, nay lightyears. Right into the souls of rabbits!

 

[King_]

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Can we watch the *anguage next time? *itera**y it's N0 and a*ready someone has managed to be offensive towards me. I'm going to go easy on you but next time do NOT expect me to be as forgiving. I find it so offensive that you think it's okay for you to say whatever you want and not even care about the fee*ings of others. I litera**y cannot even right now.

Nice L in literally , And Sam is the Village Idiot, tbh Sam is low key dumb IRL just look at the mafia game he hosted

 

[Vanillish Wafer]

God damn, where's that bloody dwarf? I swear to god if I don't see dwarves I'm gonna flip my shit.

 

[internet]

Gegroet, mensen van het bord circus maximus!

Wij zijn de prinses van firebot en de sociale fora, en zullen onze royale qualiteiten toepassen om dit dorp te leiden! Stuur alle rollen, liefdesbrieven, resultaten, investeringen en etc. onze kant op. Wij garanderen dan dat het dorp zal zegenvieren!

Dankuwel voor het luisteren.



Greetings, people of the board circus maximus!

We are the princess of firebot and the social fora, and will apply our royal qualities to lead this village! Send all roles, love letters, results, investments and etc. our way. We then guarantee that the village will prevail!

Thank you for listening.

translation provided by the royal firebot translation institute.

 

[jumpluff]

It seems indisputable at this point that Circus Maximus is a monarchy of some kind. How then do the moderators fit into it? Ministers? Advisors? Courtiers? Usurpers? Revolutionaries? Fascists? The sheep-like nature of the Circus Maximus can perhaps only be explained by the most original of all biology: that, from human conception as a sperm, they were trained to follow one another, like lemmings into the womb. Such instincts in such primitive and fertility-worshipping people clearly were not overcome by cultural advancement.

I offer as evidence the lambasting of a young oligarch for his extreme waste of the substance, which resulted in his mother banishing him from her house and his being dismissed temporarily from the army; the suicidal tendencies of the youth when tempted by false imagery of grils and e-girls; and the dissolution of the greatest taboo I have yet found in this extremely superstitious society, the unspeakable Vampire Mafia, which was forbidden as a result of too many involved parties showing inclination towards independent thought.

 

[jumpluff]

Additionally, I am interested in understanding the barbaric and dated mating rituals of the native Circus Maximus people. Being a warlike people, I expect none of you will shy from games of life and death. Please contact me with your alias and preferably traditional artworks if you would like to engage.

 

[LonelyNess]

So, like, jumpluff's PR is to just shit all over me in a polite tone that somehow makes it even more hurtful?

When I'm king she will be dealt with accordingly, with extreme prejudice.

 

[RODAN]

working on my new youtube channel? thoughts?

 

[jumpluff]

As expected from the type of society that would sustain itself off the billyroll, as far I can discern an annual cannibalistic feast to celebrate the new year. (Note to self: Source of sodium imbalances? Could the curious absences and errors of certain hosts reported be due to prion diseases? Apparently one's body goes idle before disappearance.)

 

[zorbees]

jumpluff, you seem like a tortured soul. it seems like your life needs direction. have you considered the good word of our lord and savior, jesus christ?

 

[pancake]

I forgot how to play OC guys

someone teach me (PM me on PS!)

probably because Walrein totally trashed my role in the last game I played

everyone knows that Pickup Light Ball Munchlax is a metagame terror on par with Specs Follow Me Togekiss

still crying about that lol

 

[Wayan Vistar]

 

[pancake]

whoops guys thanks acidphoenix

Actually, nah. Acidphoenix is trash. Why am I even thanking him? What a nerd. ,

 

[Ullar]

why the hell am I even in this 'game'???? It was made by that stupid bitch, why the fuck did you get bitch-hitched, dad? And what the shit are you talking about, with some goose crap. You left me in a goddamn ORPHANAGE and all you can talk is half-understandable gibberish? yeah, shows how seriously you take life.

...how's my other dad doing? I haven't seen him yet...

 

[acidphoenix]

Ze Gehrmeens 'ave seen my camp 'ehe. 'Opefully one will soon come foh a night..

i was not jokIng btw, no, not even clOse, mAfia contact mE regArding the burniNg of villAges

once the villAge is burned, yOu see, i cAn escApe this wartorN lAnd wIth my on truE e-girl, tHe hoSt of thiS game

-US the Stoopid

"Euhhh... eet seems ze one coming foh ze night eez one of ze higheh-ups, vehy extheme, but a thue believeh in zeih cause."

*an entrance*

"Oh, 'ello, zexy.. would you like to, euh, stay ze night?"

 

[pancake]

why the hell am I even in this 'game'???? It was made by that stupid bitch, why the fuck did you get bitch-hitched, dad? And what the shit are you talking about, with some goose crap. You left me in a goddamn ORPHANAGE and all you can talk is half-understandable gibberish? yeah, shows how seriously you take life.

...how's my other dad doing? I haven't seen him yet...

There's only one bitch in this game. And it's you, bitch. Shut up and be grateful for what you have.

Oh, nice bracelet. I really like it. I really want it. So shut up.

 

[Wayan Vistar]

 

[askaninjask]

FLYHNMON DIGIVOLVE INTO SPARKTEXTMON

JUMPLUFF DIGIVOLVE INTO VERBOSEINVESTIMON

ZORBEES DIGIVOLVE INTO JEHOVAMON

ULLAR

ALRIGHT!

WE'RE GONNA HELP OUT TOO, RIGHT JEHOVAMON? YOU BET! DOOR TO DOOR CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

*explosion*