Shower Thoughts Thread

[Bughouse]

everyone talks about how pee smells like asparagus, but no one talks about how asparagus smells like pee

ever since I had this thought I haven't eaten any asparagus

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/12/14/505420193/we-unravel-the-science-mysteries-of-asparagus-pee

 

[Plague von Karma]

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

 

[Yung Dramps]

It's impossible to have a reflection of a reflection

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Is hard water really just ice?

 

[elleapple]

Is hard water really just ice?

hard water is actually water with a high mineral content, so no, it isnt just ice.

 

[phoopes]

Next time I go to Trader Joe's I'm going to wear a Hawaiian shirt

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

 

[Martin]

hard water is actually water with a high mineral content, so no, it isnt just ice.

Does that mean hard liquor is liquor with a high mineral content

 

[phoopes]

Does that mean hard liquor is liquor with a high mineral content

what does this mean for the Hard Rock Cafe?

 

[Ununhexium]

what does this mean for the Hard Rock Cafe?

It’s a cafe made from rocks with either a high mineral or alcohol content

 

[Berks]

what does this mean for the Hard Rock Cafe?

what does this mean for those who are hard of hearing?

 

[Hulavuta]

It's impossible to have a reflection of a reflection

[citation needed]

 

[Martin]

If you think about it, your dick gets hard when a rush of blood increases its mineral content

 

[R-B-Y]

I appear to have mastered the art of turning on the shower and then ducking back my clothed arm before the water reaches me

 

[R-B-Y]

Soy coffee is made entirely out of beans

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Breath of the Wild sets unrealistic standards for how many things you can carry at once.

 

[theotherguytm]

Breath of the Wild sets unrealistic standards for how many things you can carry at once.

And also how much you can eat in a short space of time. Don't try this at home kids, Link is a pro eater.

 

[Martin]

20XX was a really dull year

 

[かたわれ時]

If you remove all the references to God and Jesus, most Christian songs could be love songs

 

[phoopes]

If you remove all the references to God and Jesus, most Christian songs could be love songs

my wife is an awesome wife
she reins over all my life
with wisdom power and... knife?
my wife is an awesome wife

 

[BP]

happy wife, happy life

 

[R8]

Is there a partial clefairy somewhere?

 

[Martin]

When I gamerpost, the joke isn't the content of the post so much as the fact that I'm the person posting it. If I were to go onto a random alt and gamerpost the way I do on my main, chances are that even my "successful" gamerposts wouldn't land, in large part because there isn't really much of a "joke" to them beyond them being semicoherent, absurdist one-liners.

The jury's still out on whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

 

[Nix_Hex]

What's Dr. Phil's first name?

 

[shadowpea]

My ridiculous Nasty Plot Hyper Beam Porygon-Z set came to me literally when I was in the shower.

Porygon-Z @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Shadow Ball
- Tri Attack
- Hyper Beam​

The bane of stall teams everywhere.

 

[Itchy]

Hands and feet are disgustingly similar