Happy America Day 2047!

[Ninahaza]

Its that time of year again! Unfortunately the original 4th of July thread is archived in old firebot, so here's a new one to carry on the legacy. 100% American made ™

Because America, fuck yeah.

Hate us or love us, we stay winning, baby!
(Happy 4th of July. Be safe out there)

You can find me rubbing my 6 pac, while sharing a 6 pack (beer) with a bald eagle, both sitting on the hood of a pickup truck and enjoying the fireworks
(To the backdrop of the American flag)

 

[Ninahaza]

With less than 24 hours to go until the day we celebrate the greatest nation on the face of God's green earth (in every true Americans eyes), feel free to post about:

-Your favorite American person
-Your plans
-Your favorite hotdog brand
-Memes about America
-Your favorite thing about America
-Things that make us so awesome (like our MIGHT)
-The fact that most of the avengers are American. With Captain America being the almost best of them all (coming in as a close 2nd only to the Black Panther. YIBAMBE!!)

etc etc. Literally anything america

 

[kolohe]

-Your favorite thing about America

standing for the national anthem

 

[Morgan]

-Things that make us so awesome (like our MIGHT)

I love that I can go to Panera Bread and then drive 10 minutes in any direction and end up at another Panera Bread

 

[cookie]

mrw i see a ninahaza thread and there's no mention of him having sexual relations

 

[Ununhexium]

-Your favorite American person

GENERAL GEORGE PATTON

-Your plans

DRINK SOME GOOD OL AMERICAN BEER AND GRILL

-Your favorite thing about America

FREEDOM

-Things that make us so awesome (like our MIGHT)

THE DOMINANCE OF THE US NATIONAL BASKETBALL TEAM

 

[Bice]

America? Well, I think they (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 

[Albatross]

You actually think Amercia is real? Lol ok buddy

 

[LordThemberchaud]

With less than 24 hours to go until the day we celebrate the greatest nation on the face of God's green earth (in every true Americans eyes)

So, I am not a true American?

 

[Ninahaza]

That depends. Do you believe America is the greatest nation on this planet?

 

[adamantazu]

submitting my post in the cold takes thread as my contribution

we measure in hamburgers per shotgun

 

[TheSnoom]

As someone who has studied not only the founding fathers beliefs but also the founding philosophers, and almost everything surrounding the U.S.A’s birth and the effects it’s had on the world, I have to say that the U.S.A is the most important nation in history. It is the reason so many countries today have chosen democracy and why the world doesn’t totally suck. It’s important to celebrate this great nation and it’s impact it’s had on history. Tomorrow should be a day that we put aside all of our differences, whether they be religion, race, political views, or anything else, and instead thank everyone that have given everything so that we may have this privilege, that we live in the U.S.
This has been a pretentious post from a pretentious U.S history nerd, just be nice y’all.

 

[Albatross]

As someone who has studied not only the founding fathers beliefs but also the founding philosophers, and almost everything surrounding the U.S.A’s birth and the effects it’s had on the world, I have to say that the U.S.A is the most important nation in history. It is the reason so many countries today have chosen democracy and why the world doesn’t totally suck.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read fucking thank you

 

[TheSnoom]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read fucking thank you

 

[Snessy!]

-Your favorite American person
me
-Your plans
browse smogoff
-Your favorite hotdog brand
weiner
-Memes about America

this is from a page with funny memes in the title so it has to be funny right??/
-Your favorite thing about America
me
-Things that make us so awesome (like our MIGHT)
we have the power of gluttony on our side, nobody can break through our impenetrable wall of fat
-The fact that most of the avengers are American. With Captain America being the almost best of them all (coming in as a close 2nd only to the Black Panther. YIBAMBE!!)
yes they are

 

[Deleted User 465389]

Do you believe America is the greatest nation on this planet?

no

 

[shadowpea]

 

[thesoldier1]

Happ American day

 

[Ninahaza]

no

Ps: no hard feelings. I've just been dying to post this gif.

 

[Deleted User 465389]

Ps: no hard feelings. I've just been dying to post this gif.

yeah all cool
(besides there isn’t any canada day threads so like get phoopes on that a year from now)

 

[Colonel M]

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Ps: no hard feelings. I've just been dying to post this gif.

Real Americans don't apologize or say "no hard feelings."

What are you a fucking Canadian?

 

[Ununhexium]

 

[Ninahaza]

Real Americans don't apologize or say "no hard feelings."

What are you a fucking Canadian?

Nah, man. I'm actually just a really nice guy in real life, despite how i sometimes come off over the internet:).

Oh wait, shit. I am doing it again. I mean
FUCK YEAH, COLONEL M. GUNS, TITS, AND FREEDOM. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

 

[gali]

 

[Colonel M]

Everyone who posts under this post is a fucking socialist