NOC Smalltown Hotel Mafia - Game Thread (MAFIA WINS)

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Tonight's main story. Professional dancer and leader of the Cloppington coup Kenny Woods has passed away at the age of 77. This comes after his incredible performance at the royal variety show, in which he taught audience members onto the stage and taught them how to dance a Paso Doble and overthrow the monarchy on what is now being called the dance dance revolution.

Iain Spitz, one of the lucky audience members, described his death as "heartbreaking, although I didn't know who he was two weeks ago." while another audience member, the former Prince of Jambridge said "I'm glad he's dead. He stole my awesome portrait. Do you have any idea how much you pai- *ahem* I paid for it?"

No matter how familiar or opposed to Kenny you were, we here at the Clouds News Channel hope you can find 7 minutes of your time today to mourn the loss of such a great performer. My co-anchor Mel and I will be mourning by dancing the Cha Cha Cha at the end of this show.

Now. The Hotel Utopia crisis has gone on for 3 days now. While we've tried to keep you up to date on reports, we're aware that they can be distressing for some. Today however we're glad to report that there have been no additional casualties.

Kenny Woods was the Disloyal 1-Shot-Modified-Compulsive-Loyal-Weak-Vigilante Inventor. They were also an NPC.
 
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Good evening, I'm Geoffrey Donnington. Tonight, an update to the ongoing Hotel Utopia crisis. After discussion of a $1,000,000 cheque being hidden within the hotel, everyone seemed to disappear to look for it. Unfortunately, while this did distract from the seemingly barbaric witch-finding rituals the residents have undergone the past few days, everyone's favourite robot hotelier T1CK TR4CK T4RRY was found disassembled with the cheque torn in half.

Police monitoring the security footage indicate signs of a struggle with parts of someone else's blood covering the floor and the cheque itself. This goes to show that someone desperately didn't want Lady Salamence to have a red cheque on them.

Lady Salamence was T1CK TR4CK T4RRY the Tracker. They were also Town.

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Could be trolling etc etc but that’s where my head is at currently.

It probably isn’t AG because AG didn’t motivate a partner and committed to idling. Realiti + AG would be able to get more than one kill so that seems unfeasable
 
The second thing is skipper isn’t cleared, so you probably shouldn’t be considering him lock from any perspective

First off skipper is such a wacko kill from any of these potential teams left, and secondly there’s still psy probably just jailing m24
 
However what’s more important is that we dictate a voting order, despite Tommy and realiti likely just crossvoting to begin with, this vote bungles things up anyway

You shouldn’t be voting without everyone in consideration anyway, it’s lylo and it’s very important to at least think before it
 
I’ve gotta go so I’ll be more on and prevalently doing research tomorrow.

My mind was thinking yesterday that the only teams that make sense are realiti/apricity+1 and tommy/celever+1

But like why does realiti and apricity team just straight up go afk at eod both times. Is it because the votes have been unlikely to hit them?
 
Celevers fervent defense of Tommy is just boggling in my mind

And celever is either also just kind of dumb or well I guess probably Not town for not doccing his biggest townread in Jalmont and then no kill delay on LS is so very actually wtf
 
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