Recent content by adjectivenoun

Americans aren't all fat people on mobility scooters! Some of us can't afford mobility scooters!

Someone should use AI to make a version of Love Island where all the participants are something silly and nonsensical, like fruits. I think this idea has a lot of potential.

Someone who doesn't post in the NFL thread listed me as their favorite poster... My favorite is probably Adeleine, even if I'm scrolling past the really long posts sometimes. Sorry!

It's true! I would've done the same thing.

I had a whole comment typed up under the impression that "route artist" was meant to be a pejorative, and then I decided to look it up before hitting the post button. People really meant for that nickname to sound cool? Jesus Christ.

It's certainly within their legal purview, but I don't think that makes it moral, nor do I think it even makes financial sense. On the moral front, I think systems of copyright and intellectual property are unethical and antithetical to artistic expression, but I recognize that as a pretty niche...

He failed the physical. Trade canceled. I am in pieces.

I think I see the vision. In the recent past, the Ravens have had both strong defenses and bruising offenses; what they haven't had is good coaching. Under Harbaugh, they gradually morphed into some of the most brutal chokers in the league despite being flush with skilled players. The AFC is...

I would probably do as well as Will Campbell did in the SB.

Taylor Decker is gone. Probably for the best, to be honest. His body has broken down, and he's not the player he was. However, the offensive line need is even more dire now.

This has been every post I have ever made on this website. Except the ones related to football, of course.

I don't think there's anything wrong with reading symbolic or other meaning into the seemingly inconsequential details of a story, but I do think it's unnecessary for every detail in a story to have plot relevance later. As a writer, it's nice to just deploy some details for flavor or to...

Smogon's about to move back in with its parents...

Well, he got the Texans to significantly overpay (in my estimation) for David Montgomery, so that's a start. I'm gonna miss Monty, but this was probably the right move. He's in his late 20s, and Gibbs has asserted himself as a true RB1 over him in Detroit. Get value from him while you can and...

This is also part of why I'm partial to her.