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I think I would prefer nothing to come out of my nipples. You know there is something wrong when you see people going to retaurants and squirting out ketchup from their right nipple and mustard from their left and putting in on their burger.
I'm still here... I guess I slept through the sound of the trumpet and the angelic choir singing behind Jesus and he descended unto the earth to save his saints... but w/e.