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[23:50] •+hendrix96 turns into a bed but cant cant sleep on himself
[23:50] •+hendrix96 is eternally tortured
• +hendrix96 's caudate nucleus is extremely active and releasing vasopressin through out his body and causing the release of dopamine that fuels his addiction to read out each word as smeagol
• +hendrix96 causes each of the people surrounding hendrix in the library of hendrix's college to back away slowly from him.
I sexually Identify as an Exclaimer. Ever since I was a new cap meta player I dreamed of using mega camerupt on the ladder dropping hot sticky Earth powers on disgusting Cyclohms. People say to me that a person being a ladder hero is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary fidgit arms, base kyurem wings and 6 Naviathan checks on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "70something" and respect my right to pp stall from behind a sub and pp stall needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a stall/TRphobe and need to check your bulky offense privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. - sparktrain, 2016
[00:33:31] @sparktrain:A sweaty cbrevan anxiously sits in front of his computer screen, eyes glued to the CAP Project chat room on Pokemon Showdown. He eagerly awaits the moment of disconnection, allowing him to assert his dominance by typing "no" into the chat upon the server's imminent restart.
[22:45:14] %Tadasuke: FF
[22:45:21] Pueonese: ff?
[22:45:28] %Tadasuke: I hate you guys
[22:45:47] %Tadasuke: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...sic-fortissimo.png/180px-Music-fortissimo.png
[22:46:24] Pueonese: cool
[22:46:30] Pueonese: i like that font
[22:46:35] %Tadasuke: ...
[22:46:44] @cbrevan: lol
[22:46:44] +Phable: rofl
[10:21:40] +GiantWhirlpool:\joke
[10:21:40] +Art2D2:Here's a joke: +GiantWhirlpool
[10:21:53] •+GiantWhirlpool goes to the corner
@viperfang4:i use cottonee in ubers lol
@viperfang4: i am antimeta, not dumb
Alone vulpix: 20+10 = 30 base speed.
Alone vulpix: is that how scarf works?
[12:15:29] +Airwind:cbrevan is power trick acrupressure voodoom good?
+Exclaimer: if someone wants to kiss me they can get a good taste of two boys in one
%vulpix mayhem: cbrevan is your avatar actually you?
[17:37:35] Snorlax_in_the_way:ive clicked discharge 3 times in a row
[17:37:37] Snorlax_in_the_way:and have no leftovers
[17:37:50] offler:its a paj
[17:37:52] offler:you cant para it
[17:37:54] offler:what are u doing
Tadasuke:jho what is cap? how do pokemon? #Jho:i have no idea tada #Jho:i am new Tadasuke:oh me too. I have this idea for a special intimidate ghost/ghost type mon with 750 bst #Jho:i see #Jho:i heard u can pm cbrevan a thesis on ur custom mons and as long as its over 10k words he might consider it Tadasuke:heard something similar but you've got to have proper formatting Tadasuke:chicago style quotations and all Tadasuke:no clue how to make them deep dish though #Jho:ah thats a deal breaker
★Subject 001: I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR GODAMN BULLSHIT LUCK FUCKING ZEKROM AND I GET A FUCKING CACTUS, A TURTLE, A SHROOM, A SMELLY FLOWER, ANOTHER CACTUS, AND A DEFORMED GRASSS GUY