Recent content by Cobalt513

I'm sorry but... Smogon, are you high? Speed boost Blaziken being uber I can understand. But I'm hearing rumors that regular Blaziken is uber, too? That's stupider than threatening to tell the cops if someone kills you.

I was listening to a pregnant woman's stomch when the baby kicked! ...So I kicked it back. It came out with one breast, three vaginas, and a penis for a nose. The mother named her child Lady Gaga...