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damn when did az sort out his spelling

i've been in the can on this webpage for 20 years to the day and have made 10k posts of varying quality, which have earned 15k reactions. and what have i learned after all that? there is nothing funnier than posting an image of a dog taking a shit over the past 20 years i have spent literal...

i have the best

saw mickey 17 last week - Bong Joon Ho seems to have a thing for plots driven by downtrodden people trying to hide from an oppressive ruling class generally quite enjoyable, its depiction of aliens seemed quite well-thought-through (with the exception of only depicting one species throughout...

skill issue

i dont get it either because toast is literally made of carbohydrates

dunsparce in gen 2, it's super hard to get, and starts off very strong with rage but becomes deadweight very quickly

excellent username

due to being an internet hoarder i have tons of these saved, but it turns out most 4chan greentexts are homophobic, rapey, unfunny or a mixture of all three from the perspective of someone who's 15 years older than the person who saved them so here's a few that i think have stood the test of time

celadon would own as a 12 year old. get absoluetly blitzed on lemonades and fresh waters before blowing all your pokedollars at the casino, followed by a midnight swim in the lake

this your tweet BP

this you