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    When is the pandemic over?

    I want to tunnel vision on this point because I'm stupid and 17 but I have things to say. While I probably share the same (or at least very similar) opinion with you of the Soviets and China and most other authoritarian left nations, I don't think this applies to places like Bolivia and...
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    im on the phone with

    one time she went to the weed guy alone and got 7 ozs for free and i dont know how she did it! can you tell her to do whatever she did again? gosh i love my girl <33
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    Social Where is your nick from?

    i could only dream of having such a specimen of a creature guide me through life
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    Post your searing hot takes

    I am hereby resigning from competitive pokemon, posting on any forum, existing, listening to tyler the creator, and most of all, eating that slimy beverage ruining booba.
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    Post your searing hot takes

    humanity would be better off without boba.
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    Social Where is your nick from?

    i listen to a lot of 80s new wave (futuristic) and my therapist once likened me to an onion, so on one particularly life-affirming shroom trip i smashed the two together
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