Recent content by Martin

Guy who spends all of his money lobbying the government to strengthen antitrust enforcement and increase taxes on the wealthy despite being a trillionaire businessman

For a variety of reasons that I’m not going to go into here, I’ve recently started keeping a private personal diary that I use to dump everything out of my brain, talk about my feelings, work through my feelings, vent, be generally mindful etc. in a very spontaneous and unstructured way before...

Pancakes and waffles

So I was on this job, right, and I had the shits. So I go to use the john. Left my gun outside on the table. Didn't think it mattered—it didn't tend to matter. Anyway, I sat down, did my business, read my monthly comic rag for a bit—nothing spectacular, as far as shits go—then I stood up, wiped...

Guy who misses every shot that he takes

I find it mildly amusing that they chose to give the most rod-shaped number to a guy called Harden

This isn't based on a whole lot, but the impression I get about the first Avatar film is that it's probably high cultural significance (I distinctly remember it being "the thing people talked about" when it came out), high industrial significance (landmark CGI spectacle; the new standard that...

An idea for a comic strip popped into my head when I woke up this morning and I had to draw up a prototype of it before I forgot it again:

Same here

I think it's probably two, but there's probably a compelling argument that it's actually 3 (i.e. both one number and two numbers)

Is it one funny number (67) or two funny numbers (6 7)?