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I received this text message today

Good news! Your new laptop comes with a dedicated button to summon the evil robot. Congratulations!

Beeless & Beedrill-less Piñata Simulation Thread

IM GONNA WHACK IT

Be nice to the Dutch, they're hebben een serieus probleem

my kingdom for mario party remixes in smash 6

Those taking the starter angle are failing to factor in the dog angle. Through history, only one dog has started quadrupedal and ended bipedal, and technically that's actually a third of a dog since it's specifically rockruff evolving into midnight lycanroc. Therefore my polymarket money is on...

but you're constantly wearing iron boots though then not wearing them then wearing them then not wearing them then wearing them

walking in wet socks

update: im not feeling anything after getting through the limited edition coffee but ever since making this post i haven't seen any bbq rib walkers crisps so my heart remains broken i guess

going for one dollar

[FOR THE SERVICES] Think of a service.

Editing my posts and forging a defeat message from me is less bending and more straight-up breaking, which is impressive given there's only one rule to break in this no-rules tournament, but I digress. You provided what I asked for, therefore, I concede defeat. Have fun in the finals! No comment...

IN FACT YOU KNOW WHAT phoopes Since you have proven yourself willing and capable of forgery, I am hereby claiming that none of your victories in this thread ever happened. That's right, none of them. And I hereby challenge you to prove that they actually happened by getting statements from, idk...