Mista Rob

Loves memes and video games. Aspiring meme economist with direct access to the latest and greatest memes on the world wide web. Hit me up if you want daily laughs in the form of spicy and entertaining pictures that I copy and paste from the most trustworthy sources of memes on the entire planet.
Birthday
Sep 25, 1998 (Age: 25)
Location
R/me_irl
Gender
Male
Real Name
Robby
Occupation
meme economist
Favorite Pokémon
Charizard
My Characteristic
Likes to relax

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low-ladder shitter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Battle Training for Intellectually Advanced Pokémon Players, and I’ve been involved in numerous tournaments, and I have over 9000 confirmed wins. I am trained in advanced prediction techniques and I’m the best trainer on Pokémon Showdown. You are nothing to me but just another chunk of freelo. I will wipe you the fuck out with ease the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with that shit over Pokemon Showdown? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fellow Team Magma members across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Pokémon’s hp bar. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Pikachu. Not only am I extensively trained in damage calculations, but I have access to the most powerful Pokémon ever seen which I will use to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” critical hit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held yourself back. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your elo and you will drown in it. Your Pokémon are fucking toast, kiddo.

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