Recent content by MrHands

Something about needing a floating gas filled balloon to make your floating gas filled balloon float is funny to me. Thief Air Balloon Weezing is peak Pokemon, 10/10 team.

The surface of the sun is 10,000 degrees. Magcargo is 18,000 degrees. This is hot enough to vaporize anyone who steps within line of sight of it and enough to cause Tungsten to boil. 1 million degrees is such a ludicrous number that we're talking about magnitudes hotter than the fireballs of...

6 Pokemon with Life Orb. Only 3 moves that aren't direct damage. 4 attack LO Clefable. No Stealth Rock or hazard control anywhere. This is the greatest team I have ever seen.

I can taste the Advance Wars fan from here. Great team! I would hate to face it.

source Oh look at me a grass dinosaur weak to every single gym in my region. I sure hope Razor Leaf and Body Slam and literally nothing else is enough to solo the game. Sure would be a shame if my rival has 5/6 Pokemon with a type advantage. Lucky for me Team Rocket probably won't run a bunch of...

It's all fun and games until Skarmory Mega Evolves in front of your Magnezone or Heatran, outruns them, and OHKOs with Drill Run. It can do this with no investment in attack or speed. You don't have to Mega outright, it can stick around as a regular Skarmory until your opponents put you in a...

That contest was from 2016 so it's kind of outdated. Someone on Reddit did a poll recently and now the least popular Pokemon is... oh, it's Simisear again. Wow yeah Simisear fucking sucks ass.

It doesn't have to Mega outright. Skarm can drop Spikes as it does but Mega if needed. It loses 16% phys def but gains 34% sp def (with a 252 hp / 252 def spread) as well as enough speed and attack to put pressure on the opponent instead of being totally passive. The attack stat with no...

4 am is when everyone is at home in the (relative) safety of their homes. 830 am is peak rush hour. Not only will there be more casualties from people out in the open the roads will also be clogged with wreckage making rescue operations even more difficult. If we're going to resort to Pokémon...

Would they? A 1-1 recreation of Pokemon Stadium's battle system would fix most if not all major battle glitches.

Okay I have come to terms with it. I now love Mega Victreebel. Long live my new chubby vomit buddy. I was wrong, this thing is peak monster design.

If I evolved into that I also would tie a rope around my neck. Though from a boring competitive standpoint we're getting a Pokemon that probably has a lot of bulk, Corrosion, Strength Sap, Knock Off, and Synthesis while being a Poison so it still gets Toxic. If they just do a lazy +20...

Yukon because it was a plot point of Calvin and Hobbes. My dad bought me that book when I was 12 and I will forever love that part of Canada that I still know nothing about.

My boyfriend was diagnosed with stage 4 lymphoma after our second date. Granted Lymphoma is far from the worst cancer, but stage 4 is still incredibly serious. He told me we should stop dating because he didn't know what was going to happen. I said no thank you. I came to visit him in the...

Carkol not evolving into Koltrain will forever be one of the biggest blunders in Pokemon history. They had it right in front of them. The perfect Pokemon concept. The coolest thing possible. A god damn fire train. Yet instead they went with generic monster. Fuck you Gamefreak. We were robbed of...