Recent content by MrHands

Yukon because it was a plot point of Calvin and Hobbes. My dad bought me that book when I was 12 and I will forever love that part of Canada that I still know nothing about.

My boyfriend was diagnosed with stage 4 lymphoma after our second date. Granted Lymphoma is far from the worst cancer, but stage 4 is still incredibly serious. He told me we should stop dating because he didn't know what was going to happen. I said no thank you. I came to visit him in the...

Carkol not evolving into Koltrain will forever be one of the biggest blunders in Pokemon history. They had it right in front of them. The perfect Pokemon concept. The coolest thing possible. A god damn fire train. Yet instead they went with generic monster. Fuck you Gamefreak. We were robbed of...

My expectations were so incredibly low. Yet still, I am disappointed.

But most of the exploited chickens were not sentient. They might be (roughly) the same species but would it not be similar to Pluto and Goofy? Solosis said the sentient chickens would be anthropomorphic so this means a person can legally and ethically make love to them. This undoubtably would...

Uh oh

When Trump mentioned building the wall he was talking about Eviolite Chansey.

I live in Maine, I assure you Poutine is not food. Anyone who considers Poutine edible can remain a territory.

Not to serious-post in a shit-post topic but Canada has a population more than 10x all US territories combined. It would be the most populous US state in the union. Canada is also the 9th largest economy in the world and being a territory means we couldn't tax them. More realistically it would...

Hold on if Canada gets turned into a state it will basically be a second California. Not only will the Democrats get an easy ~50 extra electoral votes they also get that many more congressmen in the house and senate. The MAGA Republicans will be wiped out and Trump probably ends up impeached...

Mario Kart 8 again. Another Pokémon game that manages to fail my low expectations. Controller drift after 6 months that Nintendo refuses to fix. Probably some kind of 2.5 D Mario that will get 10/10 reviews despite being exactly the same as its predecessors. No F-Zero games.

Mine is to draw as little as possible and not buy a house. I literally always fail my resolutions so I'm trying something new.

In-lore Regidrago was basically designed to be part of a Regi fusion. Or something like that. "An academic theory proposes that Regidrago's arms were once the head of an ancient dragon Pokémon. The theory remains unproven." - Pokedex "Folklore tells that the Legendary Pokémon Regigigas tried...

I found a lost kitten and adopted it. Look at it trying to climb over a stick. What a foolish kitty. meow meow Edit: eww gross mods moved my kitten to be with the DOGS? How dare you.