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:empoleon: "We got your applications. All... (sigh) 97 of them. We're here to tell you formally that we appreciate your enthusiasm, but..." :vileplume: "But you're totally cringe! We don't want you." :empoleon: "Hey! A little subtlety, please?" :vileplume: "Whatev, we've got a press interview...

Bozo serves the weakened Palafin an elegant plate of kelp-covered sushi alongside a boquet of garnish made from aquatic plants -- unexpectedly refined plating to come from such an outwardly simple Pokemon. :palafin: "Great scott! You didn't need to go that far for me! But if this fine cooking...

RP Segment 3 You and your Pokemon do your best to run away, but the nefarious Dusknoir chases you at every turn. Being a Ghost-Type, -- a disembodied spirit of the afterlife -- this foe moves through paths unseen to the human eye and unknowable to mortals. A hand reaching out from the shadow of...

Battle 2, Round 5 :tatsugiri: 31/86 | 4/5/9/7/82 Status: OK :dondozo: KO :palafin-hero: 47/70 | 11/7/9/7/100 Status: OK, Gimmick Available :dusknoir: 8/50 | 8/10/6/10/45 Status: OK, 1 Recovery Step 1 Drain Punch (3/24): no crit 18 dmg (15 hp) +5 hp (52 hp) -9 en (61 en) Dragon Pulse (5/24)...

:palafin-hero: "Wait, don't run away! We can still work something out! I was just going to showboat for a bit and then make you apologize, or something like that! Come on, maybe we can even do a hero-villain teamup sometime in the future!" :dusknoir: "No, that will not do! The sand must be...

Battle 2, Round 4 :tatsugiri: 85/100 | 4/5/9/7/82 Status: OK :dondozo: KO :palafin-hero: 70/91 | 11/7/9/7/100 Status: OK, Gimmick Available :dusknoir: 8/50 | 8/10/6/10/45 Status: OK, 1 Recovery Step 1 Zen Headbutt (1/100, 8/24): no crit dmg = 8+11-5+4 = 18 dmg (67 hp) eff 9/10: no -6 en (85...

:dusknoir: "Oh, it looks like my pity party will need to wait; Barnacle Boy or whoever is back." :palafin-hero: "Sorry for the wait, citizen. I just finished my two-episode training arc, and I'm now ready to blow the production budget on this fight! Brace yourselves, evildoers, for my Super...

Battle 2, Round 3 :dondozo: 45/53 | 7/8/5/5/35 Status: Attack Aid, Defense Aid, Mixed Aid, +2 Atk/Def (5t), -1 SpD (2t) :dusknoir: 28/70 | 8/10/6/10/45 Status: OK, 1 Recovery :palafin: 70/91 | 5/6/4/6/100 Status: OK, Gimmick Available Step 1 Crunch (20/24): no crit dmg = (8+10-10)*1.5+8 = 20...

:dusknoir: "Ehhh, you might just be right. But until then, you know what they say about a crab in a bucket." Counter > Shadow Ball > Shadow Ball Reffing to follow.

Bozo (Dondozo) [M] Level 1 EXP: 00 / 10 Advanced Techniques: None Serious Nature ( +None, -None ) Typing: Water Abilities: Unaware, Oblivious Hidden Ability: Water Veil [LOCKED] HP: 115 Attack: 7 Defen.: 8 Sp.Atk: 5 Sp.Def: 5 Speed: 35 Size: 7 Weight: 6 Movepool Level 0: Avalanche Crunch...

I'm told my sub was illegal so I edited the reffing. The change favors you so I'm assuming your decision to decline counterswitch doesn't change. :dusknoir: "I know you guys aren't all that bad. And I'm not simply fighting you cause I'm some comic book wannabe like Palafin. So why do I have...

Battle 2, Round 1 :dondozo: 115/100 | 7/8/5/5/35 Status: Attack Aid, Defense Aid, Mixed Aid :palafin: 70/100 | 70/5/6/4/6/100 Status: OK, Gimmick Available Step 1 Astonish (15/24): hit, no crit dmg = 4+5-8+4 = 5 dmg (110 hp) eff 9/10 -3 en (97 en) Curse +1 Atk/Def (8t), -1 Speed (3t) -10 en...

:palafin: "By the beard of Neptune, I don't believe those words are fit for print! My mother always told me that if you foul your mouth with bad words, then the cleaner shrimp won't want to go near you." :dusknoir: "Actually I think whales prey on shrimp." :palafin: "Then all the more reason for...

One plate for each of you. How convenient! Bozo swallows all his food (and the plate!) in a single gulp. Don appears as if he's trying to do the same; he fails only due to his size, certainly not from a lack of effort. Sadly, you're the only person here with some table manners. You deftly crack...

The Ace Trainer pockets his phone. Next, he sets his three plates of food onto a picnic table. Eager and hungry Pokemon jostle inside the Pokeballs attached to his belt. "Alright, alright," he assures them. "Calm down, there's enough for everybody." But as he reaches for his belt's release...