not Haunter

Hey nerds,
My name is not Haunter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day circlejerking on some shitass pokemon simulator. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of Smogon because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Pokemon rule34. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Smogon fourms, and starter on my Create a Pokemon project. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn pokemon”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all (BAN ME PLEASE)s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and Violatic