Octaazacubane

Location
Smogon
Real Name
Nobody
Favorite Pokémon
quaza
My Characteristic
Scatters things often

Signature

Having 5 different butterflies is great and all, but where the sauropods at?
How do you make 800 pokémon and just forget about the biggest land animal ever?
And why is Kyogre the only dolphin?
Where are mega Flygon and Wailord???
Why isn't there even a sperm whale pokémon? The biggest predator ever, with the biggest teeth and the biggest brain of anything, which dives >2km to the bottom of the ocean to eat giant squid, sometimes capsizes boats, whose excrement gets literally used in perfume, isn't interesting enough, but we gotta have more stupid bugs? I could whip up a decent water/steel submarine-based pseudo-legendary cachalot in about 20 minutes, but they're too busy making ice crabs and space jellyfish?
Oh, and Exeggutors neck is longer now. Quality content. Let's tie-dye a Muk make some more competitively irrelevant pikaclones, while we're at it. Just make an entire generation of underwhelming pokémon. Why not?
Who pays these people, anyway?
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