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10 m illion land lions

In English the preposition in can mean both "into" and "within" thus leading to the ambiguity that caused this cat to misunderstand what "piss in the litterbox" means that or its just a fucking dumbass which given its a cat is likely as cats are hellbound creatures hated by god due to their...

And to think, that there are some people out there, posting every day, to feed their families,

yeah....

My favourite poster? heh, well, heh, yknow, heh, yeah...

Should note that to prevent creepshots Japanese phones make a loud audible click when you take a photo. I am sure theres a few people at my company wondering who was taking a photo in the toilet stall at work that day. If HR finds out I will show them this thread. They will understand

Hey everyone checking in

Recent studies show that the money generated from bigfoot trophyhunting is necessary to fund the massive FBI operation to maintain his anonymity

I love big numbers, im big noombing, ah!

I really hope the next smash bros character is a boom in the stock market

By using tulpamancy, I have mined a bitcoin contained entirely within my imagination. Ohh... augh!! But maybe if I can imagine the Bitcoin rotating three dimensionally- *gasp* oh lord!! The potential for increasement is limitless!!! Ahh!!!

Imagine a naked emperor enrobed in luxurious garnmnents, tending to his tulip gardens,, oh, ... oh god!! I'm speculating a major increase in value right now....

Screwsing a whying mirror to find my lost spoon

I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I honestly do, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself,

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