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i think we should nominate slaking to z tier. i also think that i should get my foreskin back.

this is only what i've been trying to tell you all the whole time......

i would say his father and i (who i am frenching right now sloppy style) are very proud of him but unfortunately that is not true

i never said i was good at this game! i acknowledge that i’m bad! but he still lost to me. he is washed. imagine losing to someone who would have a better chance of winning if they flipped a coin and called the right side.

nah nah nah, i didn't win on ladder. you LOST to ME on ladder. and you lost BAD. and then cried about it!!!!!!!!!

playing the "who are you" card won't work when i show you crying in my dms lil man ..

i can't make it further than him. the whole point is that i'm bad. but he is now washed and worse than i am as evidenced by the fact that he lost to me.

that's what i'm here for bub!!!

idk dog i feel like it's more no life to throw a tantrum when you lose at a video game

if you saw all the crying he was doing in my messages you would understand ..

i believe he did all that but based on how he was playing he is officially WASHED. bro got half his team thrashed by alolan muk and then had the audacity to call me shit at the game for not having the foresight to keep his one answer to it alive.