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  1. uppa

    AITA for not feeding my lobsters

    You're gonna lose margins on the lobsters you sell since the customer is getting whatevers in the lobsters tummy for free. That's why they feed the shrimp disgusting gray silt so the customer isn't indulged
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    gambling alternatives (NO DRUGS S*X OR CRIME)

    I have such strong opinions about this. The guy at the hgss game corner doesn't make you or even let you wager anything at all to play. It's not gambling, and the only way it resembles gambling is that they incorporate blind 50/50 guesses into an otherwise solid logic puzzle. I suspect...
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    gambling alternatives (NO DRUGS S*X OR CRIME)

    Analytical minds might have picked up on the pattern: It's pretty good to throw an object up and then wait for something bad to not happen
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    gambling alternatives (NO DRUGS S*X OR CRIME)

    i like to throw a rock its about 5lbs up in the air above my head and then close my eyes and hope i dont get hit. hasnt happened yet but you know what they say about us chucksters quitting right before we would've won bigtime
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    adding gambling to more goods and services

    Wrong short story budday.
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    adding gambling to more goods and services

    I think our society should function on the hinge of a great lot-drawing event every year, wherein an unlucky few are met with a deathly fate to superstitiously ensure prosperity in the rest of us. I'm coining a new word, "dystopian" to describe this groundbreaking thought experiment
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    recommend me movies to watch while i ride my stationary bike

    like when they do the big reveal that humanity is a battery its actually everyone is on an exercise bike to generate the power
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    recommend me movies to watch while i ride my stationary bike

    the stationary bike (stationary bike parody of the matrix)
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    recommend me books to read while i ride my stationary bike

    stationary bike of leaves
  10. uppa

    DONT UNINSTALL FLAPPY BIRD

    you can still play splashy fish tho which is the same thing forthe most part
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    DONT UNINSTALL FLAPPY BIRD

    if u do u cant redownload it and time will march on unyielding to your regrets you will live with the knowing that your potential was squandered by your own actions and theres nothing you can do to remedy it besides the complete relinquishment of all joy and sorrow for youll come to see that...
  12. uppa

    if band names were literal

    tame impala awww so cute so sweet
  13. uppa

    words that are really really notably fun to say out loud

    !! auspicious !! lucky
  14. uppa

    howaya

    howaya
  15. uppa

    ITT: critical: time fundraiser

    permission to bring back the ice bucket challenge!
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